A funny joke about wishing people a happy birthday.

I searched a few jokes for you in the Confucian newspaper:

1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

2. hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you all the best in Pepsi and Fanta. Wow, every day, every month in Pepsi and every year in Gao Legao, your mood is like Sprite, which will always be eye-catching.

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders are full of fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

5. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

6. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. I wish you a happy birthday, but you won't have a chance if you don't say it once on your birthday: you are really annoying. ...............................................................................