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Short Classical Chinese and Philosophy

1. There is an urgent need for five meaningful classical Chinese 1. Confucius said, "Learn from time to time without being bad." Is it not delightful to have friends coming from distant quarters? Isn't it a gentleman to be unhappy without knowing it? "Learning needs constant review to master.

It is a pleasure to learn knowledge and review on time. There are both learning methods and learning attitudes here.

Peng, this refers to like-minded people. It is a pleasure to have like-minded people come from afar to discuss problems together.

Others don't understand, but I don't dislike it. This is the style of a gentleman. This is a matter of personal cultivation.

2. Confucius said, "Reviewing the past and learning the new can be a teacher." Review old knowledge (for politics) and you can gain new experiences or discoveries from it.

In this way, you can be a teacher. 3. Confucius said: "Learning without thinking is useless; It is dangerous to think without learning. "

(Politics) If you only study and refuse to think, you will be confused; If you just dream and refuse to study, you will have doubts. This paper expounds the dialectical relationship between learning and thinking, and also talks about learning methods.

4, Confucius said: "By, teach women to know! Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, but knowing. " Empty rain said, "Lutz, teach you to correctly understand the truth of things.

Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. This is wisdom. "This paragraph is about the correct attitude towards things.

5. Zi Gong asked, "Why did Confucius call it' Wen'?" Confucius said, "I am quick and eager to learn, and I am not ashamed to ask questions. It is called' Wen'." (Gongye Chang) Zi Gong asked, "Why is Confucius called Wen?" Confucius said, "He is smart and eager to learn, and he is not ashamed to ask people who are not as good as himself.

So he used Wen as his posthumous title. "Answer the question of Yu Gong here, make use of this topic, and educate disciples to be diligent and curious.

6. Confucius said, "It is not good for me to learn without being silent, to learn without being tired, and to teach without being tired!" This is Confucius' self-report, which talks about the attitude and method of learning. We should keep what we have learned in mind silently and accumulate knowledge constantly.

"Never tire of learning" is about the spirit of learning, which is endless and never satisfied. "Teaching people tirelessly" means teaching students with attitude and enthusiasm.

Kong has been like this all his life, so he said, "What's wrong with me?" It can be seen that Confucius is confident. 7. Confucius said: "In a threesome, there must be a teacher; Choose good and follow it, but change it if it is not good. "

Confucius said, "When several people walk together, one of them will be my teacher. We should choose their advantages to learn and pay attention to correcting their shortcomings. "

What is said here is that as long as you ask for advice with an open mind, there are teachers everywhere. 8. Confucius said, "Knowing is not as good as being kind, and being kind is not as good as being happy."

(Yongye) Confucius said, "Those who know are not as good as those who love, and those who love are not as good as those who enjoy." This passage mainly talks about three levels of learning, and only those who enjoy it can really learn well.

9. The son is on the river, saying, "The deceased is like a husband, and he will not give up day and night." (Zi Han) Confucius stood by the river and sighed: "The lost time is like a river, flowing day and night."

But cherish precious time. 10, Confucius said, "I have never been without food for a day or sleep for a night. It's useless to think, it's better to learn. "

(Wei Linggong) Kong Yu said, "I used to eat all day and stay up all night thinking, but it didn't help. I might as well study. " There is also Zhu's book: the wind and smoke are clean, and the Tianshan Mountains are * * *.

Floating from the stream, anything. From Fuyang to Tonglu, Baili, Strange Mountains and Different Waters, chinese odyssey.

The water is blue, and thousands of feet bottoms out. You can swim with the fine stones and look directly at them.

If fierce wave rushes, how fast the arrow will go. Sandwiched between mountains, cold trees grow and compete with each other. Strive for higher heights, Qianfeng.

Spring rock, crisp; Good birds sing, they rhyme. Cicadas are endless, and apes are endless.

Those who fly in the sky, watching the peaks rest; Those who manage world affairs are eager to forget. The horizontal branches are covered, and the day is still faint; The thin strips set each other off, and sometimes the sun shines.

All the dust and haze have cleared away, and the sky and the mountain peaks show the same clear color. Let the boat drift with the current, whether it is east or west.

From Fuyang to Tonglu, Baili Waterway, Qifeng Strange Water, chinese odyssey. Rivers are all green, and thousands of feet can be seen at the bottom.

Swimming fish and thin pebbles can be seen clearly. Rapidly flowing water is faster than flying arrows, and surging river waves are like galloping horses.

Cold-resistant evergreen trees grow on the high mountains between the two banks. The mountains rely on the terrain to strive for upward, one higher than the other.

Strive to point directly at the sky and form a thousand peaks. The spring water hits the stone and makes a crisp sound; Good birds sing in harmony with each other and weave beautiful melodies.

Cicadas can't finish singing, and apes can't finish singing. People whose careers are soaring will calm their passion for fame and fortune by looking at such a beautiful mountain peak; People who are busy planning and managing secular affairs all day will linger when they see such a beautiful valley.

Cross-sloping branches cover the sun, even during the day, it is as dark as dusk; Sparse branches cover each other, sometimes missing some light spots. Aileen said: There are many kinds of plants and flowers on the earth or on the land people like.

Tao Yuanming preferred chrysanthemums in the Eastern Jin Dynasty; Since Li and Tang, people all over the world have especially loved peony. However, I only like the purity of lotus, which comes from the soil and is not polluted. After washing with clear water, it looks pure and not seductive. Its shape is open-minded and straight, unlike vines spreading around or branches crisscrossing.

The fragrance is far away, pure and fragrant, and graceful as a beauty in water. You can only appreciate it from a distance, but you can't play with it. I compare chrysanthemums to hermits in flowers.

Peony is a rich man in flowers. Where's Lotus? A gentleman with flowers.

Hey! After Tao Yuanming's death, I seldom heard of people who loved chrysanthemums. How many people who love Lian are as good as me? (Who are several people? ) and people who love peony are suitable for most people. It is also a humble inscription: mountains don't have to be high, and immortals (living) can be famous all over the world; The water doesn't have to be deep. A dragon (alive) can bring good luck.

This is a humble house, but the owner has good character. Before the moss steps.

2. China's classical philosophy includes philosophy 1. Stones from other mountains can attack jade-

3. Who can give me some short and philosophical classical Chinese to buy shoes?

Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure their feet and let them sit down. Go to town and forget to fuck it. Fulfilling his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist!" " "Go back and get it. When you come back, the city is on strike, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try? Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident." . "

To annotate ...

Zheng, the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, was in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.

Footwear-silver road, leather shoes, all shoes.

Degree-sound capture, reflection, used here as a verb, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement. The word "du" at the back, used as a noun, is a ruler.

One-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.

Sit-the same seat is a seat, referring to chairs, stools and other furniture.

Fuck.-Take it, take it.

Just-just, the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.

Nihility-nothingness, nothing, here is the meaning of can't, can't.

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This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.

Carve a mark on the side of the moving ship to show where someone's sword fell ―― take measures regardless of the change of environment.

There was a man crossing a river in Chu, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!

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Trekking means crossing the river.

A sentence with an abrupt voice, sharp and immediate, indicates that time is pressing.

An air sound, a verb, carved with a knife.

Confused-sound or confused, here is confused, do not understand the meaning of things.

Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals-This is the name of an ancient book, co-edited by the guests of Lv Buwei, the prime minister of Qin State. The contents of the book are quite miscellaneous, including Confucianism, Taoism and other theories. * * * is divided into eight chapters, six chapters and twelve chapters.

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This story tells us that things in the world are always changing, and people should take this change into account when thinking about problems and doing things, and adapt to this change.

4. Ancient Chinese famous sentences (including philosophy) 1. If they are brilliant, they will be polished. (The Book of Songs Feng Wei Zhan Ao).

2. The speaker is innocent and the speaker is warned. (preface to the book of songs)

3. It is a stone from other mountains, which can attack jade. ("The Book of Songs Xiaoya heming")

Give me a peach and a plum. ("The Book of Songs, Elegance and Pity")

Decadence has no beginning, but freshness has only an end. (The Book of Songs Yadang)

6. Take a long breath to hide your tears and mourn the hardships of people's lives. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))

7. The road is long, and I will search up and down. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))

8. If you can't change your mind and do as the Romans do, the group will eventually fall into poverty. (Qu Yuan's "Involved in the River")

9. Shorter feet and longer inches. ("Chu Ci Buju")

10. I have a kind heart, and I have no regrets even though I died nine times. (Chu Ci (Li Sao))

1 1. (Song Yu (asking the King of Chu))

12. The loss is full and the income is not big. ("Shangshu")

13. If you want to add a crime, you can always find it. ("Zuo Zhuan Xi Gong Decade")

14. It is human nature to make mistakes. It's hard to change after that. (Zuo zhuan)

15. Auxiliary vehicles live together, and their lips are dead and their teeth are cold. ("Zuo Zhuan Xi Gong Five Years")

16. Wu Fuli was arrested in Yuan, and the woman was temporarily exempted by various countries. ("Zuo Zhuan Xi Gong 32 to 33 years")

17. Never forget the past and learn from the future. (Warring States Policy Zhao Ce))

18. It's never too late. ("Warring States Policy Chu Ce")

19. Know yourself and know yourself. ("Sun Tzu's Art of War, Seeking Attack")

20. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ("Lao Zi" Chapter 64))

5. Classical Chinese and philosophy of life. The whole poem "Fu on the Red Wall" was written by Su Shi.

In autumn, on July 16th and 16th, Su Shi and his friends went boating in Chibi. The breeze blows gently and the water can't reach the surface. Give wine (zhǔ) guests, recite moon poems and sing graceful chapters. Small (sh ǒ o) swallow, the moon rises in Dongshan, wandering among cattle. Milky white fog across the river, clear water. Let the boat float on the boundless river and cross the boundless river. Vast as the wind in Feng Xu, I don't know where it ends; Floating like an independent world, feathering into a fairy.

At this time, he was very happy to drink, slapping the ship's rail with his hand and singing. Song Yue said, "Return to Xi Lan's oar and strike the sky to trace the streamer; I'm pregnant, I hope the beauty is on the side. "The guest has oral sex, leaning on the song for peace. Its voice is whiny, like resentment, like crying; The lingering sound is like a wisp, dancing in the valley and hiding dumplings, crying for the orphan girl.

Su Zikai (Qi O) suddenly sat in danger and asked the guest, "What is it?" The guest said, "There are few stars on the moon, and blackbirds fly south." Isn't this a poem by Cao Mengde? Looking at Xiakou in the west and Wuchang in the east, the mountains and rivers are misty and gloomy. Isn't this because Meng Zhizhi was trapped in Zhou Lang? Fang Qi broke Jingzhou, went down to Jiangling, went downstream to the east, traveled thousands of miles, covered the sky with banners, crossed the river to drink and write poems, and became a hero in the world. Now, where are you? My son and I are fishing on the river, and we are friends with fish, shrimp and elk. One leaf in a boat and one bottle in a bottle belong to each other. Sending ephemera to heaven and earth is a drop in the ocean, mourning for my life and admiring the infinite Yangtze River. Fly with the flying fairy, hold the bright moon, and grow up. Knowing that it is impossible to get it suddenly, I hate it. "

Perilla said, "Do you know my husband's water and the moon? The deceased is like this, but he has never been there; If you are full of emptiness, the dead will not ebb and flow. Gai must view it from its changers, then heaven and earth can't be in an instant; If we look at it from its unchanging point of view, then things are infinite to me, but why envy them? Between heaven and earth, everything has its own master. If it were not for me, there would be nothing to take, but the breeze on the river and the bright moon in the mountains. Inexhaustible, inexhaustible. It is the creator's endless hiding place, and my son and I are in the right place. "

So the companion smiled happily, wiped the cup clean again and poured it again. All the vegetables and fruits have been eaten, leaving only the cups on the table in a mess. Sleeping on the boat, hugging each other, I know the horizon has turned white.

6. The philosophy is profound. The poem in classical Chinese 1 is in Sichuan, and the deceased is like a husband, not giving up day and night.

Philosophy: lamenting the passage of time, time is independent of human will, that is, whether rich or poor, time is fair, 24 hours a day.

People return to water, who can resist it?

Idea: The people are attached to it, just like water flowing downwards.

There is no road in the mountains and heavy waters, and there is another village. (Lu You's Tour of Shanxi Village)

Idea: As long as we can face up to the reality, face countless difficulties and obstacles, not shrink back, not be afraid, dare to explore and forge ahead, then a brand-new realm full of light and hope lies ahead.

Looking horizontally, the ridge edge becomes a peak, and the distance is different. (Su Shi's topic Xilin wall)

Philosophy: People will come to different conclusions when they observe things from different positions and angles. Only when people get rid of subjective and objective limitations, stay out of Lushan Mountain and have foresight can they really see the true face of Lushan Mountain. To understand the essence of things, we must observe them from all angles, both objectively and comprehensively.

But all you have to do is climb a flight of stairs, and you can broaden your horizons by 300 miles. (Wang Zhihuan's "In the Heron Villa")

Philosophy: stand high and see far.

7. The fish in the sea, named squid, echoes in the water, but the water is black. Playing on the shore, if you are afraid of seeing yourself, you will scream in the water and cover yourself up. A seabird knows its fish when it suspects it. Alas! I only know how to cover up my whole, but I don't know how to hide my tracks, so I am peeped by voyeurs. Alas! There is a kind of fish in the sea, called squid, which can spray ink to make the sea water black.

Once, it climbed to the shore to play. It is afraid that other animals will see it, so it spits out ink to hide itself. Seabirds become suspicious when they see the dark sea water. Knowing that the squid must be in it, they fished it out of the water without hesitation.

1, the original number of games is decimal, so you can't do it without concentration. Qiu Yi is the best athlete in this country.

Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on playing chess, and Qiu Yi listens; Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one.

Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? Day: Not really. -"Mencius Gao Zishang" translation of chess is only one of many skills, and you can't learn it without concentration.

Qiu Yi is the best chess player in China. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on learning Qiu Yi and listening to Qiu Yi's lectures; Although another man was sitting in front of Qiu Yi, he always thought that a swan would come, and he wanted to shoot it with a bow and arrow.

Although this man learned from the previous one, he didn't learn as well as the previous one. Is it because this person can't keep up with other people's cleverness? Actually, it's not like this.

2. Dolphins feed on their dead mothers: "Autumn is also a taste of Chu, so it is advisable to see dolphins feed on their dead mothers. If it is missing, it will be discarded. You can't be a class if you can't see yourself.

People who love their mother don't love her shape, but the people who make it. Confucius said, "On my way to Chu, I happened to meet a group of piglets eating a dead sow. They all ran away in a panic.

Because they saw that the sow no longer looked at them with her eyes, unlike a live pig. Piglets love their mothers, not only the body of sows, but also the spirit of their bodies.

3. Umaqi buys genuine products. Umaqi is Wang Jing's ambassador to Pakistan. When I saw the bear, I asked him, "Why?" Day: "So is Ren Zhen.

"So, please buy it, gold is insufficient, and horses and chariots are beneficial. If you already have it, you should pay attention.

-Wu visited Pakistan as an envoy of King Jing. On the way, he met a man with poisoned wine on his shoulder and asked, "What is this for?" The man replied, "It is used to poison people.

"So Wu bought poisoned wine from him, but he didn't have enough money with him, so he put on his accompanying chariots and horses. After buying it back, it was all poured into the river.

The eighth chapter of Tao Te Ching is as good as water. Water is good for all things without dispute, and evil for all, so it is a few words.

Live in a good place; Heart, goodness; Harmony and kindness; Words, integrity; Politics, good governance; Things, good energy; Move, be good. Husband is just indisputable, so there is nothing special.

Best man is like water. Water is good at nourishing everything without competing with it, staying in places that people don't like, so it is closest to the Tao.

The best people are those who are best at choosing their place of residence, those who are good at keeping calm and unfathomable, those who are good at treating others sincerely, kindly and selflessly, those who are good at keeping their promises, those who are good at streamlining administration, those who can manage the country well, those who can give full play to their own strengths and those who can seize opportunities in action. The best people do what they do because they have indisputable virtues, so there is no fault or blame.

The four excerpts from The Drunken Man's Drinks Are All Gods. One day, the mouth said to the nose, "What can you do to rank above me?" The nose said, "I can stop smelling, and then I can eat, so I am above you."

The nose says to the eyes, "What can a child do, but in my life?" The eyes said, "I can observe beauty and ugliness, look at things and make great contributions. I should live in your place." The nose added, "If so, what can the eyebrows do and live on me?" Eyebrows said, "I don't want to argue with you either. If I live under my eyes and nose, I don't know where to put your face "? Eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose are all spiritual. One day, the mouth said to the nose, "What skill can you have over me?" The nose replied, "I can recognize the smell and smell, so that I can be above your position." The nose said to the eyes, "What skill do you have over me?" The eyes said, "I can observe good and evil, beauty and ugliness, and I can overlook things." My contribution is not small, so my position is above you. " The nose added, "If so, what can eyebrows do?" Eyebrows said, "I can't argue with you." If I am under my eyes and nose, I don't know where to put your face? " I have never met a man who is old and white-headed, crying on the road, or asking him, "Why are you crying?" He said: "I haven't seen many officials. When you are old, you waste your time and hurt yourself. I cried. "

People say, "Why not see an official?" Yes, I said, "When I was a teenager, I learned to be a writer and was very successful in literary ethics. I want to be an official and make good use of my old age. If the old master is used, the latter will use force.

Wu Jie began, and Wu Shi died. I've never met a young man, and I'm old. "

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be an official, but he never did. When I was old, my hair turned white and I cried on the road. Someone asked him, "Why are you crying?" Answer: "I tried to be an official several times, but I was not taken seriously." I feel sorry for myself, because I am old and have no chance, so I cried. " Others said, "Why haven't you been an official once?" A: "When I was a teenager, I studied literature, learned moral articles well, and prepared to be an official. The king likes to use old people. "

The king who used the old man died, and later the king used a military commander. (Wait for me) I learned the art of war and martial arts well, and the king who used military commanders died again.

The young king has just ascended the throne. He likes to use young people. I am old again, so I have never asked for an official once. "Shang Tang saw Yi Yin Xizhe Tang (the founding monarch of Shang Dynasty) going to see Yi Yin (a saint in the early years of Shang Dynasty), and made his son the royal family.

Peng's son asked halfway, "What will you do?" Don said, "I'm going to see Yi Yin." Peng's son said, "Yi Yin is the best in the world.

You can have it if you want to see it, and I will give it to you! "Tang said," this is not you know. There is medicine here today. Eat it.