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Joke: Double.
Smile at the book: you are howling.
Youzi4: It's misspelled. I mean, how are you?
Smile at the book: not bad.
Wanderer 4: Who is it?
Laughing book: northwest.
Is it cold there too?
Smiling at the book: snow is flying all over the sky, and the cold wind is like a knife.
Wanderer 4: What's your name?
Smile at a book: Smile at a book.
Wanderer 4: I mean my real name.
Smile at the book: there is one on QQ.
Wanderer 4: Say it, will you?
Smile at the book: why do you want to say it?
Wanderer 4: Let's get this straight.
Smile at the book: what should I do?
Because I asked.
Smile at the book: can't you just say what you ask?
Wanderer 4: I'm not a bad person.
Ridiculous book: Did the bad guys label it?
No. But I'm a good man.
Smile at the book: Please send me the certificate of being a good person.
No. But you say this to show your sincerity in making friends.
Smile at the book: xiaowangshu^_^
Youzi4: How about sweating?
Smile at the book: I don't sweat when typing.
I mean typing your name.
Smile at the book: Does my name annoy you?
Wanderer 4: No.
Smile at the book: Then why did you type my name?
Wanderer 4: I mean typing.
Smile at the book: which word bothers you?
Wanderer 4: OK, tell me your phone number.
Smile at the book: plastic, red.
No, I want you to give me your phone number.
Smile at the book: I still need my mobile phone at home. You want to buy it yourself.
No, I want you to give me your phone number.
Laughter book: Did the phone call come out? I thought it was made by the factory.
No, I want your phone number.
Smile at the book: embedded in the phone, can't take it off.
Wanderer 4: What's your phone number?
Twelve, ten numeric keys, a diagonal key and a pound key.
Wanderer 4: I asked what the phone number was.
Smile at the book: from 1 to 9, with 0 at the back.
Wanderer 4: I'm devastated!
Smile at the book: what happened to you
Wanderer 4: No.
Smile at the book: Why did it collapse? Terminal illness?
I can't ask your phone number.
Smile at the book: Does it matter?
Wanderer 4: What's the phone for? Isn't it just to chat? You have to tell others that the phone works.
Smile at the book: the telephone is used to surf the internet.
Wanderer 4: The telephone is still used for chatting.
Smile at the book: Yes, haven't we been talking on the phone?
Wanderer 4: Where were we? You haven't spoken for a long time.
Smile at the book: I have said dozens of words.
Wanderer 4: Oh, you make me dizzy. Maybe next time.
Smile at the book: bye-bye
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