How to respond humorously to my husband when he is drinking?

1. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today?

2. Two or three shows a day, four or five taels per meal, the wine shop is like a battlefield, dedicate your stomach to the party.

3. On a rainy day or a drinking day, if you have finished drinking a bottle or two pots, and you are still not enjoying yourself to the fullest, call your wife to join you in the fun. When your wife comes in, you will kick her in the door. Who will teach you how to finish a bottle?