Song Xiaobao sketches eat noodles?

Yang Bing: Hello, I'm the head of Liaoning Folk Art Troupe. My name is Yang Shulin. Our Liaoning Folk Art Troupe has received an important task of participating in the happy comedian column. The column group has given us a topic. Let's play a youth idol drama. In the past, many people said that we were aborigines and aborigines. . . (Looking back, pause) Song Xiaobao! Have you received the notice, youth idol drama, that the three of you will dress me in this dress? Song Xiaobao: What are you talking about? Look at you! Music! (Three people undress and pose) Yang Bing: Beautiful! Sit down! Song Xiaobao: (filming Yao Zhang) OK. Yang Bing: All the clothes are ready. Besides, let me tell you something. In order to participate in this program, Xiao Shenyang has also come back from other places, Xiao Shenyang! Have you arrived yet? Shenyang: (On and off the stage) Yang Bing: (Picking up, shaking hands) Thank you! Yang Zai Xiao Shenyang: What should I play? Yang Bing: Today, our group will perform a youth idol drama. Shenyang: I don't have to audition. Yang Bing: Give the head a face. This is a form. Come and meet the brothers! Shenyang: (slaps Wen Song's hand and Yao Zhang's face, pushes Song Xiaobao to the ground and sits down by himself) Song Xiaobao: What a lot of energy. Yang Bing: Quite stable. (Little Shenyang doesn't like Song Xiaobao) Well, we won't say much, and we'll go at once. Rehearse. The title of the column group has been given. Imagine that your girlfriend offered to break up with you. How should this play be performed? (Wen Song, Yao Zhang and Song Xiaobao get up and perform at the same time) Yang Bing: (Shooting) (Three people return to their seats) Yang Bing: The colonel doesn't have a gun, so he can't control you! Shenyang: (gets up) Don't go, we are lovers! Why do you want to separate? Yang Bing: Oh, OK, OK. (Pulling back to Little Shenyang) See it? What is a good actor? He knows when to steal a play. You three, what a mess! Female contestant number one, go! (Jiao Jiao takes the stage) Jiao Jiao: (Turning around and almost falling down) Song Xiaobao: (Holding it up) Jiao Jiao: (Don't like it, take your hand away) Please don't touch me, I hate you the most! Song Xiaobao: Many people hate me. Who are you? Jiao Jiao: Oh, my God! Do you want me to come back and shoot an idol drama with them? Wen Song: Yes. Jiao Jiao: Idol drama? Oh, my God, stop it. I'm busy. I will catch up with Yimou's studio soon. Yang Bing: (Shooting) (Everyone is startled) Jiao Jiao: (Changing his accent) It's just action, what's that noise! Yang Bing: This is all your own family. Speak up! Wen Song, starting with you, your girlfriend broke up with you. Ready, go! Wen Song: (stands up) Jiao Jiao: Let's break up! I don't think it's right between us. Wen Song: Say it again! Jiao Jiao: I said it's not right between us! Wen Song: (sobbing) You are a liar! I want to know you are such an irresponsible woman! (Chokes Jiao Jiao) No matter what you say, I won't let you have me!