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Funny sentences expressing a good drinker

1. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

2. I can drink half a catty and drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

3. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly. Good or bad, just be in a good mood.

4. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

5. If the wine passes before your eyes, it would be a sin not to drink it.

6. The leader may not remember whoever toasts the leader; the leader will definitely remember who does not toast the leader.

7. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

8. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

9. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

10. Emotions are so strong that they can’t stop drinking.

11. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

12. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

13. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

14. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

15. I feel weak and cannot drink.

16. Don’t talk nonsense after drinking! Don’t cry or make trouble! Don’t think the universe is yours! Make random calls, don’t send random WeChat messages! Can do the above! You drink hammer wine! Waste of money!