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Don't think about me, I can't stand it.
Second, for you, I am covered with scars, not because I don't love you, but because I am tired of love and afraid of it.
Third, at the fingertip of the right hand, only one sentence "I love you" can touch you.
I am not afraid of being calculated by others behind my back. I'm afraid that when I look back, the person who originally calculated me turned out to be someone I really trusted.
A) Just let me stand alone in the crowded crowd, listening to the noisy laughter, and die alone.
If I trade your life for ten years' innocence, I would trade my life for a hundred years' smile.
Six, people should have the power to pull their hair out of the mud.
Seven, and those eyes are very deep, I can't see that Toya doesn't want to appear my figure.
Eight, don't hug those who will push away, and don't look back if you want to go.
Ninth, time will cure everything. Please give me some time.
Don't tell me. I don't think you can stand this.
Eleven, you are the sun, you will shine, the crowd is crowded, you are so dazzling.
Twelve, why do you deny our future with a test paper?
A) Just let me stand alone in the crowded crowd, listening to the noisy laughter, and die alone.
Thirteen, every day seems to have no surprises or accidents.
Fourteen, time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
Fifteen, in the years of struggle, you should love a person who can bring you motivation, not a person who makes you exhausted.
I just want to have everything I want by my own efforts.
Seventeen, doomed to a helpless ending, doomed to see you leave sadly. .
18. Being able to hug the person you like every day is happiness.
19. Repeated betrayals can no longer make sad ripples in my heart. I have become deaf and isolated from the outside world.
Ironically, you are too timid to disturb.
A) Remember me when something good happens, and forget me when something bad happens.
Twenty-one, we walk in each other's tracks, but we can illuminate the blind spots of each other's world with each other's light.
22. Anger without strength is meaningless. Don't take up arms unless you are prepared to use force.
Twenty-three, we will only remember the urban teenagers in Metamorphosis, but who will recall those teenagers deep in the mountains?
Twenty-four, what reason do you have not to fight, what reason do you have to indulge yourself.
The number of tourists blocked is increasing. Unfortunately, I can't see who they are without a yellow diamond.
Twenty-six, if you are proud of your debt, I will change it for you.
Twenty-seven, the fist back is for a better counterattack!
Twenty-eight, people have two ways to go, one is to go, the other is to want to go, you must take the road you want to go beautifully, in order to take the road you want to go.
1. If one day I don't care so much, I will give up.
Twenty-nine, I smiled and my tears fell. Why am I still unhappy?
30. When I love you more and more, can you stop showing off that you don't care about me?
Don't try to look at your future with anything.
As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.
1, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.
Spring is the season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.
I don't need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.
Damn it, you can make a movie after 33 days of lovelorn love, and your brother's lovelorn experience can make a TV series.
A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
7, look into my eyes, in addition to gum, you will see perseverance and sincerity ~ ~
8. I really wanted to live a ups and downs life. But now my greatest wish is to get married and live at home soon. Then, I hold my son in the morning to feed him, do massage and wipe my face in the afternoon, and learn to cook at night. Finally, in the dead of night, wrapped in a blanket, staring blankly at the bright moon.
9. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
10, when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.
1 1, it was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle …
12 As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!
13, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.
14, after many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school …
15, this year's festival does not accept gifts, only pretty girl paper!
16, the husband and wife divorced for their children, and the wife confidently said, "Everything that comes out of my stomach is mine!" The husband said, "Joke! This is complete nonsense. Can the money withdrawn from the ATM go to the ATM? It's not who gets the card! "
17, someone passed by a tea shop called "Chen Can Western Tea Shop", so someone replied that they wanted to open a Cecilia Cheung bakery nearby. There are also posts saying that Xie Ting Royal Jelly Shop, Daniel Wu Chuanlao Chinese Medicine Shop, Elva Hsiao Paper Shop, Nicky Wu Breast Professional Club, Jay Chou Tire Shop, Eason Chan Jiekuai Shop, Aoi sora Hanging Brick Shop, Guo Fu Chengdu Snacks ...
18, people who have been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.
19, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
20. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?
Eating durian can't stand the taste.
The mood of eating durian can't stand the taste sentence (1) 1. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
2. I like to eat durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.
I eat durian twice a week. If I eat durian like that every week, I can't keep it.
The internal structure of durian is very strange. The shell was cut open and there was a small room inside. There is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside, and each pulp has a burgundy core.
5. The taste of durian is the best. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.
6. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.
7. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
8. A good day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~
9. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
10. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death ... but I still want to eat it.
1 1. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.
12. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the skin, and a bad smell passes to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
13. There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Valley Night Cover.
14. I just silently tried to eat durian and durian came.
15. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to eat durian, but someone cares about me and treats me with heart.
16. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
17. I ate durian at noon and burped at night. I am so happy!
18. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!
19. I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.
20. The most wonderful thing in life is to wake up naturally, enjoy the tropical scenery and eat durian on the balcony rattan chair.
I can't stand the smell of durian. Happiness is: I said I want to eat durian, so I have durian to eat. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about me and treats me with care.
22. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
23. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.
24. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.
25. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.
26. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?
27. I don't know who eats durian on the bus. It smells like durian. It's so strong that it's killing me.
28. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
29. It's a pity to learn that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
30. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
3 1. Eat more than half a durian and you will be reborn!
32. Eating a durian feels my little baby moving in his stomach, which is probably another cute one who loves durian.
33. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
34. When you hear durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
35. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, mango and pineapple hide in the corner to eat durian or are found by dead dogs.
36. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
37. Why can't eating durian and soaking feet every day relieve dysmenorrhea?
38. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.
39. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and kill it.
40. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn't eat it.
It is unbearably hot at noon in summer.
It's unbearable hot at noon in summer (I) 1. It is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".
2. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.
That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.
I don't know why, I always like the song A Midsummer Night's Dream. Apart from flying notes, especially the title of the song, it gives me a dreamy and foggy feeling, especially familiar ... so far away.
Clusters of bright flowers gathered under the leaves, like countless butterflies, spread their wings slightly and stopped in the air, motionless.
6. Every afternoon, people always feel tired easily, just like just waking up, feeling groggy and unwilling to move. Even the birds in the Woods are resting in the trees with their mouths open, and they are too lazy to fly out for food.
7. In midsummer, the sun rushes almost every day, waving its bronze shield and standing opposite the sky full of yellow smoke. Depicting midsummer is inseparable from depicting the sun in midsummer and the consequences that the heat of the sun brings to nature and human beings.
8. Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes.
9. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.
Summer is a hot and happy season. In the morning, Wan Li is clear and full of clouds. Grandpa Sun painted everything gold.
1 1. Summer weather, hot sunshine, clearing the crystal dew in the morning, ruling the universe until after dusk, what a heavy and boring time!
12. Summer is coming and the sun is scorching the earth. Suddenly, it rained cats and dogs, and the hot weather finally cooled down, but just then it began to rain again and a colorful rainbow appeared in the sky.
13. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.
14. Last night, Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me, "Your Majesty, my male and female servants have one thing to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...
15. A little after 5: 00 in the morning, it will be dawn. The sunshine went through the window like an arrow and hit me hard in the face. I woke up from my dream, and there was no wind around. It was so hot that I broke out in a sweat and my clothes were soaked, which made me change into another dress.
16. On a road on the west side of Shoushan Mountain, there was no commotion at this time. Although the fiery red sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the road seems to be shining; It's steaming, it's in the air, and the power of summer is everywhere.
17. After cleaning the room, I went downstairs to take out the garbage. As soon as I got out of the corridor door, I felt the heat wave coming at me. Looking up again, it is really "the blue sky is floating and the dazzling sunshine is shining." The yard was quiet, and none of the old people who left early could be seen. I thought to myself, it's so hot in the morning, how can I spend lunch?
18. I don't know about heat, but I regret the long summer.
19. I almost died in the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?
20. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.
The heat at noon in summer is unbearable (Chapter II) 2 1. At noon, there is not a cloud, the sun overhead, and there is not a wind. All the trees are standing there lazily.
Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!
23. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.
24. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.
25. The leaves stood there motionless with their heads down, as if complaining that the sun was shining so strongly. Wan Li is clear and Wan Li is cloudless. The sun shines on the ground so hot that even the grass can't resist the exposure of the sun, and even the leaves are rolled into thin strips.
26. In hot summer, the land is very thirsty. As soon as the water touches the soil, it squeaks, thin and clear, and it doesn't flow at all. It was immediately sucked dry, leaving a small circle of faint shadows around the fibrous roots.
27. It won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!
28. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are heard not far away.
29. At noon, the burning sun scorched the ground.
30. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.
3 1. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer, and the burning sun tears off the skin of the earth.
32. Last summer is the turning point of summer in a year. During the day, the sun is still shining, the land is still scorching, and the air is still sultry under the scorching sun.
33. In summer, the vegetation is full of individuality, the leaves of holly are bright and shiny, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade.
Let the sunshine lose its softness like spring, like a burning ball, and radiate all the light to the world. Baked red people's faces and dried the water drops on the ground.
35. The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.
36. Summer is a hot season. In the scorching sun, the fireball of nuclear fusion, dogs sticking out their tongues, cicadas chirping testily, the asphalt road is soft and the fish come out for air.
37. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed a timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves.
38. It was so hot that I got a big pimple on my face. It's the first time I grew this hard, red and particularly painful thing, and it withered.
39. In the humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.
40. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
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