Self-deprecating humorous sentences in 2022 (75 sentences).

1, who said that foodies can't do anything but eat, and they also know that they are hungry.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

I have the heart to lose weight, but I can't help but have a mouth to eat.

4, as a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.

6. I only eat four meals a day ... breakfast, lunch, dinner and zero.

7. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

8. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

9. It is said that eating food will not fail … because eating food is too heavy will not fail …

10, even if life is no longer unbearable, I will try to eat.

1 1. For foodies, eating has nothing to do with not eating or being full.

12, eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

13, eating is to survive, so eating is just a person with a strong desire to survive.

14. For foodies, it has nothing to do with eating or not.

15. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that the refrigerator is full of delicious food.

16, eating spirit: eat more, eat more, eat better!

17, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

18, name a city. Think about the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel.

19, the idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

20. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

2 1, I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

22. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

23, even if BIGBANG, it still can't stop me from eating my stomach and having a stomachache!

24. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!

I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie. I speak for myself?

26, the motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

27. I love you not because of how good you are, but because the sunshine is just right and I am full.

28, many foodies can do weight loss exercise while eating, and as a result, fat can not be reduced at all.

29. God gave me the attribute of eating food but didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

30. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.

3 1, eating, is the source of my brilliant life experience. Go through fire and water.

Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

33. In a foodie world, without calories, there will be no calories, only delicious and not delicious.

34. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

36. Eating is actually great. Ta is in danger of dying of obesity and keeps eating.

37. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie party. Is it?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

39. Eating is actually great. TA is in danger of dying of obesity and keeps eating.

If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating goods.

4 1, eating is a blessing, not eating is a sin. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is food, the world can throw it away.

42. The three sentences that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food and take you to eat delicious food.

43. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl …

44. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

45. I finally know why I shake ∵a before licking it, because then ∵ A won't be robbed.

46, eating goods, most of them are not bad people! They are desperate for food and have no time to hurt others …

It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

48. We are all foodies. Best friend, when I get rich. I will take you to eat all the delicious food.

49, eating goods, most of them are not bad people! They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

50. Happiness is a foodie with a big stomach and a fat body.

5 1, eating food is actually great. ta is almost obese and keeps eating.

52. If your date is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

53. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

54. Growing up means eating in which restaurant and city.

55. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

56. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.

57. In a foodie world, there is no heat, only delicious food is not delicious.

58. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

59. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

60. Eat, I want it; Being thin is what I want ... You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'll go.

6 1, for foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

62, find a wife to find food, eat after eating, easy to satisfy.

63. I can eat, but it doesn't mean I am a foodie. I can only say that I am good at raising.

64. What's wrong with eating? When you eat food, you only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?

65. The happy life of foodies is that after buying banana milk, they find that frozen milk is super delicious.

The concept of eating goods is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

67. Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

68. It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

69. I would rather be a foodie who can only eat, than a fool who knows that he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

70. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!

7 1, eating delicious food is a fashion, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

72. If you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".

73. The happiness of eating food is too simple, that is, keep eating when you are full.

74. Eating goods can always treat the blackboard eraser as a piece of buttered bread.

75. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.