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Mother's kindness and filial piety make a chicken fly and a dog jump. What are they?

The mother is kind and filial to her son and talks about it:

1, looking back on this holiday, really, people! Between! Refine! Prison! Ah!

2. There is a "god beast" at home, and parents bluntly say "can't eat".

3. Doing homework, this fellow fell asleep.

4. I am depressed. I finally sent it to school the day before yesterday, so I don't have to wander around.

5, the little beasts finally returned to the cage!

6, every day is collapsing, school is, holidays are still.

7. Teacher, this half of my brain is always numb because I am in charge of my children's homework at home recently. When I went to the hospital, the doctor said it was insufficient blood supply and I had to rest for a few days.