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Introduction of water margin characters

1, sung river

Song Jiang, named Gong Ming, ranked third. Born in Songjia Village, Yuncheng County, Shandong Province. Jianghu people call him "Timely Rain" and "Hu". Because he is black and short, people call him Black Sung River. Moreover, he is filial to his family and generous to those in need. Everyone calls him "Kohei Saburo".

After the "birthday program" incident, He Tao got the news and went to Yuncheng County to find Song Jiang, who arrested Chao Gai, the principal offender. Song Jiang made a false promise, but secretly passed on the news, so that Classical and others escaped.

After the classical Liangshan, in order to repay Song Jiangzhi's kindness, Liu Tang was sent to Yuncheng County with a gift to thank him. Song Jiangcheng could not refuse, so he had to leave a letter and a piece of gold, only to be found by Yan Poxi and threatened him with it. In desperation, he killed Yan Poxi angrily.

After going to Liangshan, Song Jiang took the second place, behind Classical. Later, after being shot by Shi Wengong's poisonous arrow when attacking classical works in Zengtou City, Sung River sat in the first place, repelled the imperial court's repeated encirclement and suppression, and then surrendered to the imperial court.

After Liangshanpo Rebels accepted Zhao 'an, they were invaded by Liao soldiers, and Song Jiang was ordered to break Liao. So the army went north, captured Tanzhou, retaken Jizhou, outsmarted Bazhou, occupied Youzhou, surrounded Yanjing, and the Liao Lord pleaded guilty and surrendered.

Treacherous court official Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu, Yang Jian, Song Jiang, etc. were appointed. They first designed to kill Lu Junyi with mercury, and then poisoned Song Jiang with poison mixed with royal wine medicine.

2. Lu

Lu, formerly known as Lu Da, is a native of Kansai, Japan. In his early years, he joined the army under the old kind of "xianggong" of Yan' an government and made great contributions to the five-way ambassador of Kansai.

Later, the small people ran away to guard the business in Weizhou, but there was no general to help protect them. The old seed transferred Lu Da to Weizhou and made him the prefect in the running department of the small seed.

In order to avenge Kim's father and daughter, he went to the butcher's shop in Zheng Tu and asked Zheng Tu to cut the meat into pieces himself in the name of Jingluefu. Zheng Tu cut ten catties of lean meat first, and then ten catties of fat meat. After a busy morning, I was told to cut another ten pounds of cartilage. ?

Zheng Tu didn't know that Ruda was teasing himself. In a rage, he grabbed the knife and went to fight with Luda desperately, only to be kicked down by Luda. Lu Da denounced Zheng Tu, punched him three times and killed him by mistake. Seeing that the situation was not good, he claimed that Zheng Tu had faked his death and left the scene quickly.

Lu Da thought he had nowhere to go, so he promised to become a monk and go to Wutai Mountain with Mr. Zhao. Mr. Zhao donated money to rebuild Wen Shu Hospital, and asked the abbot, Elder Zhizhen, to shave his cousin, Lu Da.

Elder Zhizhen wrote a letter asking Lu to go to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo to find his younger brother, Elder Zhiqing, and gave him four words, saying, "When you meet the forest, you will be rich, and when you meet the river, you will stop."

Lu walked for another eight or nine days and finally arrived in Tokyo. He came to Suoguo Temple to meet the abbot, Elder Zhiqing, and took out a letter from Elder Zhizhen.

In his letter, Elder Zhiqing learned about Lu's past and worried that Lu would disturb the rules in the temple, so he sent him to the vegetable garden near Yuemiao outside Zaoshumen as a "vegetable head". Lu became the lowest-ranking minister and monk.

There are a group of local ruffians outside Ziziphus jujuba Gate who often go to the vegetable garden to steal vegetables. They tried to give Lu a scare, but they were punished. But Lu only taught them a lesson and let them go.

The next day, the thieves pooled their money to buy wine and meat and sent them to Lu. Lu enjoyed drinking with them, but was disturbed by the crowing of poplars outside the door.

He was disturbed by the noise, so he took advantage of his high spirits and uprooted the poplars, scaring the local ruffians to bow down and kowtow, calling them "real arhats".

Lu assembled the military forces of Erlong Mountain, Taohua Mountain and Baihu Mountain to jointly attack Qingzhou. Yang Zhi suggested asking Liangshan for help, so he sent Kong Liang to Liangshan on a starry night. Song Jiang personally went down the mountain, breached Qingzhou, rescued Kong Ming and took Hu. Lu, Liu, Liu and others joined Liangshan.

Subsequently, Song Jiang led the whole Liangshan gang to accept the appeal, and successively ordered the conquest of Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La. Lu went out with the Liangshan army.

3. Lin Chong

Lin Chong is the coach of 800,000 imperial guns and sticks, and he has improper courage. Because the leopard head has eyes and a beard, it is called the leopard head.

Lin Chong's wife, Zhang (also known as Lin Niangzi), was molested by the adopted son of Gao Qiu, commander of Shuaifu, when she was burning incense in Dongyue Temple. Fortunately, Brocade, the servant girl, told Lin Chong to stop her.

However, unfaithfulness made Gao Qiu's confidant and Lin Chong's friend cheat Lin Chong into going out for a drink, and took the opportunity to violence Zhang. Fortunately, Lin Chong came back.

Gao Taiwei secretly ordered to sell his treasure knife to Lin Chong in advance in order to frame coach Lin. A few days later, Lin Chong was brought into Taiwei's mansion by a servant in the name of seeing a knife, and bullied Lin Chong into not knowing the way and brought into Baihutang.

Lin Chong was framed and stabbed to death in Cangzhou, and was escorted by Dong Chao and Xue Ba. These two tolerances have long been bribed by Gao Qiu in an attempt to kill Lin Chong on the way.

When passing a hotel, they deliberately washed Lin Chong's feet with boiling water and put on a pair of sandals, which made Lin Chong's feet grind out big blisters.

Lin Chong was tied to a tree by two people in the wild pig forest and almost died. Thanks to his sworn brother monk Hua, Lin Chong was saved by the "wild pig forest".

After Lin Chong was sent to Cangzhou prison city, he was assigned to guard the Heavenly King Hall by virtue of Chai Jin's letters, and was assigned to guard the forage field after many twists and turns.

When he was guarding the forage field, he was set on fire by Lu Qian and Fu An (Gao Yanei's cronies). Because his residence collapsed due to heavy snow, he had no choice but to stay in a dilapidated mountain temple for one night, and Lin Chong survived.

It is for this reason that I overheard Lu Qian's conversation with Fu 'an and the prison management camp outside the door, and learned the truth that I was framed and almost killed. In anger, Lin Chong finally broke out, stabbed three people with guns and braved the heavy snow to go to the water margin overnight.

After Lin Chong went to Liangshan, Wang Lun, the stockaded village owner "Untitled Scholar", was jealous of talents and made things difficult for Lin Chong to offer his warlord. As a result, Lin Chong and Yang Zhi, the "green-faced beast", were neck and neck. Wang Lun wanted Yang Zhi to go up the mountain to check and balance Lin Chong, but Yang Zhi refused.

Classical and others went up the mountain to join the partnership, but Wang Lun refused. Stimulated by Wu Yong's intelligence, Lin Chong merged with Wang Lun, and Wu Yong and others pushed Lin Chong as the first, which was rejected.

Finally, Chao Gai was promoted to leader, which opened up a new situation in Liangshan. At that time, his wife Zhang was threatened by Gao Taiwei and hanged herself. My father-in-law, Coach Zhang, also died.

After Liangshan joined the army, Lin Chong fought with Sung River in the north, and took part in wars such as the conquest of Liao, Hebei, Wangqing in Huaixi and Fang La in Jiangnan, and made great achievements.

After pacifying the south of the Yangtze River, Lin Chong, as the surviving leader, joined the army. However, during his stay in Hangzhou, he got wind paralysis and stayed in Liuhe Hall to recuperate, and was taken care of by Song Wu. Died after half a year, chasing after Zhong Wulang.

4. Song Wu

Song Wu is from Qinghe County. He has a brother named Wu Dalang. My parents died when I was a child, and I was raised by my brother Wu Dalang. Although the Song Wu brothers were born to the same mother, Song Wu was eight feet long, handsome and full of strength.

Song Wu was afraid of being sued for killing someone in his hometown, so he left his hometown and went to Cangzhou, hiding in Chai Jin's home to avoid disaster. He lived there for over a year. ?

Song Wu has been away from home for two years. She always misses her brother. Song Jiang killed Yan Poxi at home. Escape to Chai Jin House and meet Song Wu in Chai Jin House. At that time, Song Jiang accidentally lifted the charcoal fire on Song Wu, and Song Wu beat Song Jiang angrily. When Chai Jin named Song Jiang, Song Wu got a fright and bowed.

On the way back to Qinghe County, I saw the restaurant's "three bowls of wine don't pass the post", drank 18 bowls of wine, and drunk and killed the tiger in Jingyanggang.

Pan Jinlian tried to seduce Song Wu, but was rejected. He was seduced by Ximen Qing, a local rich man. After their love affair was exposed, they poisoned Wu Dalang. In revenge, Song Wuxian killed Pan Jinlian and then Ximen Qing. After the murder, Song Wu surrendered to the yanggu county county government.

Because of the seriousness of the case, he was taken to Dongping Prefecture for trial. Chen, the magistrate of Dongping Prefecture, was a righteous man, so he changed the case file and sentenced him to match Mengzhou, which was convenient.

In the process of escape, with the help of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, he pretended to be a "walker" and practiced with his hair. Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang asked Song Wu to vote for Erlong Mountain. Then I went to centipede ridge at night and killed the evil flying centipede Taoist Wang in the grave.

When attacking Daming Mansion, Song Wu dressed as a monk and went into town as an inside man. After Lu Junyi went up the mountain, Song Wu was one of the leaders who resolutely put Sung River in the first place. ?

When attacking Dongchangfu, Lu defeated Zhang Qing and Zhang Qing was captured alive. At the time of Dajuyi, Song Wu ranked 14th in Liangshan, with an asterisk, and was the first of the infantry.

After the whole Liangshan Group was pacified, it participated in the whole process of pacifying Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La.

In the war of conquering Fang La, Song Wu countered Bao's loss of an arm. After the handover, he refused to return to Bianjing, became a monk in Liuhe Temple, was named the founder, gave money as wealth, and finally died at the age of 80.

5. Li Kui jy

Li Kui jy is nicknamed Iron Bull, and the Jianghu people call him "Black Cyclone". There is an old mother and a brother named Li Da at home. Li Kui jy escaped because he killed someone, met with forgiveness, and lived in Jiangzhou. As a junior supervisor of Jiangzhou Prison, I am familiar with Dai Zong, president of Jiangzhou House of Representatives.

Song Jiang was sent to Jiangzhou for killing Yan Poxi and met Dai Zhong. Under the introduction of Dai Zhong, Li Kui met Song Jiang, whom he had admired for a long time. Song Jiang lent jy twelve taels of silver to gamble, and jy greatly admired his generosity.

Then, three people went to Pipa Pavilion to drink. Song Jiang wanted to eat fresh fish, so Li Kui jy went begging, but he heard that he couldn't sell fish until the owner of Fish Tooth came.

Li Kui jy was very angry about it. Later, when Zhang Shun, the owner of Fish Tooth, saw him making trouble, he fought with him, hitting the water from land until Song Jiang and Dai Zhong stopped. From then on, Zhang Shun also became friends with these three people.

A few days later, Song Jiang wrote a poem on Xunyang Building after drinking, which was interpreted as an anti-poem by Wuwei Army and reported to Jiangzhou secretariat Cai. Song Jiang was put in prison in this way.

Later, in order to save Song Jiang, Dai Zhong sent someone to forge a letter from the water margin, which was also caught by Huang Wenbing. Song and Dai were sentenced to death and taken to the crossroads to be beheaded. ?

In order to save the two men, more than 20 heroes from Liangshan rushed to Jiangzhou and robbed the gift. Without knowing the action of Liangshan, Li Kui jy jumped from the upstairs where he was hiding first, hacked to death two executioners, and at the same time fought with everyone in Liangshan in giving ground.

After the rescue of Song and Dai, jy became sexually active and cut everyone, but Chao Gai, the leader of Liangshan, had no effect on him. Later, Li Kui jy and Liangshan entered the Wuwei army and slaughtered Huang Wenbing. From then on, I went to Liangshan with Zhang Shun and others in Jiangzhou.

6. Yang Zhi

Yang Zhi is the grandson of Yang, the gatekeeper of the Five Dynasties and Three Generations. He is called a green-faced beast because of a large bruise on his face. He has lived in Kansai since childhood. He was a military attache in his early years and became an official in the temple. After escorting Hua Shigang, he capsized in the Yellow River and dared not go back to Beijing to die, so he had to take refuge in the Jianghu.

After Yang Zhi arrived in Tokyo, he got to know Qiu through contacts, but Gao Qiu kicked him out. He was penniless, only to sell his ancestral treasure knife in Tianhanqiao market, but he met a ruffian cow. Niu Er should seize the nod and pester again and again.

Yang Zhi killed Niu Er on a whim. Then he surrendered to Kaifeng government and was sentenced to death. People in Tianhanqiao sympathize with Yang Zhi and spend money for him.

In the end, Yang Zhi was spared the death penalty, and only stabbed the left-behind department of Beijing Daming Mansion with the charge of "fighting and killing people and injuring people by accident" to banish the army.

In order to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday, Cai Jing, Liang Zhongshu searched for a golden pearl treasure and ordered Yang Zhi to send it to Tokyo, which is called a birthday class.

In order to prevent thieves from robbing him, Yang Zhi suggested that ten sergeants should be dressed as ordinary businessmen and go quietly to avoid making a big splash and attracting attention. He had to take charge of Xie Duguan in the magistrate's office, and both of them wanted to go with him and demanded the right to support everyone. Liang Zhongshu agreed. ?

On the way to Tokyo, Yang Zhi urged the sergeant to hurry up when the weather was hot, which made the sergeant dissatisfied. He would not appease, and the sergeant slacked off, "swearing lightly, and cane flogging heavily", which further intensified the internal contradictions. Xie Duguan is also dissatisfied.

When passing through Huangnigang, all the soldiers ignored Yang Zhi's advice and insisted on resting in the pine forest. At this moment, seven people, such as Classical and Wu Yong, pretended to be jujube merchants and went to Shang Gang to have a rest. ?

Then, with the cooperation of Bai Sheng, the Rat, seven people charmed Yang Zhi and others with antiperspirant liquor, and robbed the birth class.

After Yang Zhi was sober, he dared not return to Beijing, so he had to run away and wanted to go to Liangshan. Worried that Liang Zhongshu was guilty, and seeing that Yang Zhi had left, all the soldiers blamed Yang Zhi, saying that he colluded with robbers and robbed the birth program.

Lu wants to gather three mountains and horses and attack Qingzhou together. However, Yang Zhi thought that the three mountains and horses were not enough to break Qingzhou, and suggested that Liangshan send troops to help. Kong Liang rushed to Liangshan for help in the starry night.

Song Jiang led the army down the mountain, joined forces with people from three mountains, surrendered to Hu Yanzhuo, and jointly attacked Qingzhou City. Yang Zhi went to Liangshan with Lu, Zhou and others.

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