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Romance of the Three Kingdoms: The Second Summary

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing for the second time.

At that time, there were ten eunuchs named Shi Changshi around the emperor. They took bribes and perverted the law, entrapped the people and framed Zhongliang. The spirit emperor believed them very much, and the rule of the Han Dynasty was very dangerous.

Advise the doctor Tamia Liu to cry to the spirit emperor, asking the spirit emperor to get rid of the ten constant attendants. Emperor Ling didn't listen, but wanted to kill Tamia Liu. Situ Chen hit his head on the stone steps to fight with death. Emperor Ling was even more furious and ordered the guards to put them in prison. That night, Shi Changshi sent someone to kill him in prison. From then on, no one in the imperial court dared to speak ill of the ten constant attendants in front of the emperor.

In the sixth year of Zhong Ping (A.D. 189), Emperor Ling was critically ill in early summer and April. He plans to make Liu Xie, the prince of Wang Mei, a prince. Jian Shuo, one of the ten regular attendants, said to the Emperor Ling at the bedside: "If you want to make Liu Xie a prince, you must first kill the general He Jin, so as to ensure the safety of the Crown Prince in the future." Hearing Jian Shuo's words, the spirit emperor immediately sent someone to the palace to inform blades.

This blades turned out to be a pig slayer, because my sister was the Queen He, and she gave birth to Bian, so blades came to power. Blades knew that the emperor was going to kill him, but he didn't enter the palace. He went home and called ministers to discuss how to kill ten followers. After the death of Emperor Ling, blades asked Yuan Shaoling, a captain, to order five thousand guards to enter the palace, and in front of the coffin of Emperor Ling, let Bian succeed to the throne.

Although Liu Bian became emperor, Empress Dowager Dong, the mother of Lingdi, was unwilling to do so. Zhang Rang, one of the ten regular attendants, gave her an idea. Dong Taihou was overjoyed at this. In the early morning of the next day, Dong Taihou personally presided over the state affairs, made a decree to make Liu Yuxin Xie Chen Liu Wang and his younger brother Dong Zhong generals in ancient times, and asked Zhang Rang to help her deal with the state affairs.

He Taihou, the mother of Emperor Liu Bian, was very unhappy when she saw Empress Dong in power. She thought of a plan, set a table of wine in the palace, invited Dong Taihou to drink, and suggested that Dong Taihou stay out of state affairs. Dong Taihou was very angry. His face turned red and white. They had a quarrel.

He Taihou was angry, too. That night, he called his brother blades to the palace to discuss how to get rid of Dong Taihou and Dong Zhong. The next day, blades ordered Dong Taihou to be sent to Hejian outside Beijing, and the escort secretly poisoned Dong Taihou. And surrounded the home of Dong Taihou's brother Dong Zhong to reclaim his official seal. Dong Zhong knew it was crucial, so he committed suicide in the kitchen.

Yuan Shao advised blades to kill ten eunuchs before it was too late. Blades told the idea to He Taihou, and He Taihou was in favor of Zhang Rang and others, so he didn't agree. Yuan Shao also offered suggestions to blades, asking him to transfer foreign troops into Beijing and destroy eunuchs. Chen Lin, the chief bookkeeper, thought it would cause trouble and tried to dissuade him. While speaking, Cao Cao flashed by and clapped his hands and laughed.

Blades asked Cao Cao why he laughed. Cao Cao said, "To kill eunuchs, we must first get rid of eunuchs headed by them. This only needs a prison officer. Why should we call in foreign soldiers one after another? " He Jin was very angry and rebuked Cao Cao for being selfish. Cao Cao retired and said with a sigh, "He Jin must be in troubled times!"

Dong Zhuo, the secretariat of the imperial court sent to Xiliang to lead the troops, had 200,000 troops under his command and was very ambitious. On this day, he was very happy to receive a message from blades, so he asked his son-in-law Li Ruxian to send someone to the court to play, saying that the purpose of sending troops was to punish eunuchs and stop the rebellion. So the court minister won't doubt him. Then he set off for Luoyang, the capital.

When Zhang Rang and others heard that foreign soldiers were coming, they started first, and sent fifty knife and axe men to ambush the guard door of Changle Palace, so that He Taihou called the blade into the palace. He Taihou didn't know it was a fraud, so he sent someone to inform Blade that he had entered the palace. Blades consciously holds the power in the world, and ten constant attendants never dare to do anything to him, so they don't listen to dissuade them from entering the palace. He was hacked to death as soon as he entered the door.

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, who escorted blades into the palace, waited outside the palace gate for a long time. Before He Jin came out, they shouted at the door, "Please get on the bus!" At this time, blades head was thrown out of the wall. Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were furious, brandishing knives in the palace and shouting to kill them. Kill all eunuchs, big or small. At that time, the palace was on fire.

Duan and other eunuchs quickly robbed Shao Di and escaped from the harem. In the middle of the night, he fled to the foot of Beimang Mountain. He heard a shout behind him, and a group of people came in the firelight. Zhang Rang knew that he was doomed to die, so he threw himself into the river and committed suicide.

They found Shaodi and Chen Liuwang from the haystack by the roadside and escorted them home. Within a few miles, Dong Zhuo arrived with a great army. Dong Zhuo sent Shao Di and Chen Liuwang back to the palace to station troops outside the city. He takes armored cavalry into the city every day and rampages in the street, making the people nervous.

Dong Zhuo also went in and out of the palace with a sword. One day, Dong Zhuo gave a big banquet in Wen Ming Garden and invited the minister to drink. Suddenly proposed the abolition of the emperor and made Chen Liuwang and Liu Xie emperor. Ministers did not dare to make any noise, and Ding Yuan, the secretariat of Jingzhou, opposed pushing down the table. Dong Zhuo drew his sword to kill Ding Yuan, but saw Lu Bu standing behind Ding Yuan, staring at him with his eyes, afraid to start work.

The next day, Ding Yuan fought Dong Zhuo outside the city, and Dong Zhuo's men were defeated by Lu Bu and fled.

After Dong Zhuo came back, he called everyone to discuss countermeasures. Su Li of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs stood up and said that he and Lu Bu were fellow villagers. As long as Dong Zhuo is willing to give the red hare and gold and silver jewelry to Lu Bu, he will definitely ask Lu Bu to betray Ding Yuan and surrender to Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo agreed.

Lu Bu is a cynical person. He loves red hare, which is as red as hot charcoal and has no hair. That night, he killed his adoptive father Ding Yuan, took Ding Yuan's head and defected to Dong Zhuo, who became michel platini.

Dong Zhuo accepted Lu Bu as his adopted son and did whatever he wanted from then on. Soon, the young emperor was abolished and King Liu Chen became the emperor. The nine-year-old emperor was unable to govern the country, and the Prime Minister Dong Zhuo held all the power in his own hands. He went to Korea to see the emperor, did not worship him, and took his sword to the temple, but the ministers could do nothing.

Yuan Shao, a captain of Zhong Jun, opposed the abandonment of Dong Zhuo and set up a new one, and angrily went to Jizhou. In order to win people's hearts, Dong Zhuo not only did not kill Yuan Shao, but made Yuan Shao the prefect of Bohai Sea.

Dong Zhuo imprisoned Shaodi and He Taihou in Yong 'an Palace and sent people to spy on them. Shaodi wrote a poem to vent his dissatisfaction. After Dong Zhuo knew it, he poisoned Shao Di with poisoned wine. Throw He Taihou down the stairs and die.

From then on, Dong Zhuo slept in the place where the emperor slept every night, raping maids, and no one dared to take care of them. Once I went out hunting and came to Yangcheng, just in time for the villagers to have a fraternity in February. Dong Zhuo suddenly asked the sergeant to surround the crowd and kill all the men. There were heads and bodies everywhere.