Jokes about horses, don't be cold jokes, be long and tell a story.

1: Once upon a time there was a horse! It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"! Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo. The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. Turns out to be a zebra! One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse". But later, those horses couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima". All the horses survived and became a world without horses ... Then, a group of people couldn't help but say "the horses are really cold" after seeing this joke. Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone edited it into a class, and we called it "Marseille class"!

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2. A hunter went hunting with his hounds and wandered around the forest all day without finding any prey.

It was dark, but he continued to ride in the Woods. The horse suddenly said,' You won't let me rest, and you want to kill me! ? The hunter was startled and immediately rolled down from his horse, pulling the hounds and running away. When he ran to a big tree to catch his breath, the dog patted his chest and said to him, "You scared me to death. Horses can talk!" " So the hunter was scared to death on the spot.