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After Crossing 3000 BC tells the story of Ye Bingyao (the heroine), a young girl who lived in 20 1 1 BC.
After crossing 3000 BC [1]
When camping, my good friend Wei found that there seemed to be a little green light shining in a cave. He was going to have a look, but he couldn't find a boy to go with him. Ye Bingyao decided to go with them.
When I arrived at the cave, I found something moving. Ye Bingyao lost consciousness in Xiao Ju's screams. When she woke up, she found herself in an unknown place. Realizing that she had crossed, she found herself naked! And there is a mysterious handsome guy with a gun in his hand!
The mysterious handsome guy (Windsky) regards Ye Bingyao as a robot from Mars and tells his subordinates to control her actions. Ye Bingyao once again lost consciousness in the hands of robots.
When she woke up again, she found herself under control. The mysterious handsome boy was holding a chainsaw, ready to dissect her and prove that she was a robot. At this time, a very gentle and handsome doctor (Dr. Li) appeared and told him not to act rashly on the grounds of investigation. Yao Yao's life was finally saved. ...
Come on, big devil,
Come on, big devil! 》? select and publish
Compile: goo goo group
Gammon singles? Cover (19 sheets)
First listing time: 2065438+June 20, 2000
No.: 1- 19 (all volumes 1- 19 have been listed at present).
Specification: 32 format, 120 pages, full-color printing on coated paper.
Pricing: 12 yuan/copy.
Gift: double-sided printed poster
front cover
The first book: "There will be the light you are looking for."
The second book: "Never let your smile retreat."
The third book: "This is the pure white you expect ...? "
The fourth book: "I would like to keep the world quiet."
The fifth book: "You have defiled my people."
The sixth book: "I heard that your tenderness matches your pain."
The seventh book: "Bloom the night that makes the wind sleep"
The eighth book: "swear by the iron crown of thorns."
Book 9: "Immortals leave early, quiet and fragrant."
Book 10: The Burning Sea in Your Eyes
Book 11: "The haze that passes over your smile disappears in the silence of fate in a short time."
Book 12: "No one chooses to leave, even if the end of the road is tears."
Book XIII: "The white night has not disappeared, and the shackles have been broken."
Book 14: "In front of the mirror of ice, iron and youth bloom silently."
Book 15: "In the white forest, the veil gently locks the secret language."
Book 16: "That touch makes sugar melt in the warmth of spring ..."
Book 17: "The scepter is forged by majesty, and your eyes will rewrite history."
Book 18: "A fiery heart is wrapped in melting ice."
Book 19: "Frost crack, let love whisper a name for itself ..."
Edit the background of this story
Everything in the universe is written by one hand.
One hand has created countless seeds, and these seeds have grown into countless trees of the world.
Every world tree maintains a world, and every world is watched by an "eye".
One day, an eye protested. He doesn't want to spy on other worlds, he wants to create his own.
And the only way is to destroy the world-make it a seed again. With this seed, he can create his own world.
So the only hand signed a contract with him-
Me, he can travel to 1000 worlds.
He can't change the world with his extraordinary power (magic)
ⅲ. He can only use the primitive people of that world to destroy the world tree.
Ⅳ. Once the loser is expelled, he can never go back to that world to make trouble.
If this 1000 chance fails, he must return and become an "eye" forever.
As a result, "Eye of the Sky" went to countless worlds. He did everything to destroy the world and get the seeds.
This time, he came to the world where Shalaman and Xiao Luan lived. ...
American goblin melee,
Plot introduction
Hu Xianxian is a student of Faxian School. He wants to go to Liuli Palace with his servant Mold Rabbit to steal the secrets of spiritual magic, so as to wash away the shame of the school. There are many difficulties along the way. She first framed Rong Yuyou who was going to choose a concubine, and then used the fact that rong family didn't know the truth to gain benefits. Finally, she became the princess of the big prince who presented the glass festival. However, things are far from simple. ...
Choosing a princess is well known. The fourth prince offered a sacrifice to Princess Bai Xiaojing on the glass moon, who turned out to be a former classmate of Fox Fairy. The two men fought over their past grievances. Hu Xianxian was defeated because of poor technology, and Bai Xiaojing also went back to rest.
These princes are really not simple. The purpose of choosing a princess is to use the princess as a medicine to relieve the bondage of their soulless soul. These three princes of Wang Zizhong seem to be the most mysterious ones. He often dreams of a girl named Liang Qing Buff, who always helps to offer sacrifices to Liu Lixue. While the princes were trying to prepare medicine, Ji Lixue insisted on finding the truth by herself.
It was after listening to some conjectures that the two princes offered glass flowers and immediately got up to look for the crystal soul tower. When he was looking for it, he happened to meet the Rong You who was replaced by Hu Xianxian. That RongYu is so self-reliant, Prince Hua decided to take her first.
Prince Xue decided to find a way by himself. Prince Feng and Prince Yue collected an elixir gourd according to Buddhism, but it was frozen by Bai Xiaojing's spell and fell off the roof, breaking an elixir gourd! Prince Feng is speechless about his "medicine". Seeing this, the King of Yue went to see his princess. Bai Xiaojing was originally white, but was discovered by Prince Yue when she was putting on makeup, so she slipped away first.
Prince Hua and Yu You found some clues here. They went to the public relations department of the fruit girl, where the head of the public relations department of the glass flower fruit girl, durian Navid, was very beautiful. Durianna fell under the charm of the flower prince and got the crystal soul tower. And this means that Youyou has to leave before Prince Hua returns to the palace. Youyou is very sad.
Yonis, the princess of Playboy, turned out to be an assassin. She came to the palace to avenge the ghost because the ghost said she died because of the flower prince. However, Younis met the Moon Prince, who used magic to visit the images at that time. It's just a farce. Younis left the palace.
Because Prince Yue lacked "medicinal materials", Prince Xue insisted on making them himself, and the flowers were still on the way. Prince Feng decided to start the dispensing plan first, and the first step was to collect greedy "medicinal materials". After a period of time, it was also collected successfully, and it became sick. The moldy rabbit became a rabbit doll and was taken away by Prince Feng. He heard that the next step in dispensing medicine is to suck blood! The mildew rabbit quickly fled back and told Hu Xianxian that it was already three days later. Hu Xianxian is going to steal the secret book of spiritual magic first, and then run away in a hurry. Unexpectedly, Prince Feng actually came! Hu Xianxian was cut by the glass, so they took some blood. At this moment, Prince Hua bid farewell to Yu Youren, and the other three princes also stopped the wind. It turns out that Xue already knows some clues. The wind drank Hu Xianxian's blood first, and then the silk of bondage appeared. The wind helps the fire to ignite the binding silk and drive away evil spirits. The four decided to seal the evil spirits in the crystal soul tower, and Xue successfully sealed the evil spirits with his own heart and coolness.
Buddhists began to tell them stories. There is a happy sky in the spiritual fantasy world, and a soul destroys the sky. Kong Yu, the god of Changle, was killed in the war against the four heavenly demons. And the four princes are his reincarnation. So the four of them only have snow and one has a heart! The four decided to set out separately. Feng, Hua and Yue went to the fire clan, the wood clan and the tu clan to find their hearts, while Xue went to find the empty feather of that year.
Feng listened to Hua saying that he would replace you and wanted to make things clear before he left. Hu Xianxian decided to run away from home and return to Faxian School. Because of the prescription, their bodies and hearts are the same So, after the four princes set off, Feng decided to take them to school to help her change her bad luck.
When the wind blows to the fairy school, Hu Xianxian feels helpless because he is excluded. At this time, the fairy school held a fairy contest, and the prize was Cai Yun Ganoderma lucidum. Feng wants to help win the game and boost his confidence. At this time, Hu Xianxian's secret school grass made Hu Yu move, and he found the religion of eating big, at the expense of colorful clouds and Ganoderma lucidum, in exchange for the key to Xuanguang. Hu Xianxian won the previous competition with the help of Feng. In the last cycling race, Ling Huyu got Hu Xianxian and Rabbit involved in the gear with the magnetic field of pin gold in order to get ahead!
The wind appeared at the critical moment, and he sacrificed himself to save XianXian. He failed to escape the last attack and fell down injured ... Hu Xianxian, who finally won, came up to him and asked, "Did you win?" He fainted when he got a positive answer.
Yuyou is very depressed because she is separated from the flowers. In order to revive the family, his brother married Bian Gongzi at the expense of his friends. Yuyou was saved by Woodenhead Pu Feizhen at the wedding. Pu Feizhen took a fancy to the Shenmu seed that the sacrificial glass flower once gave her! It turns out that the Mu people abandoned the witch Zhuo Yi because of the former patriarch. After Zhuo Yi's death, her daughter Qiuyang came to retaliate, destroying the Mu clan and uprooting Shenmu. What Pu Feizhen wants is to replant Shenmu. Jade has heard from Hua that he is related to Mu and wants to borrow Pu Feizhen to see Hua again.
When they arrived at Muzu, Hua was trying to defraud Qiuyang's musical instrument and bring Shenmu back to life. Seeing the rain, you didn't want her to get hurt, so you said something cruel. At this time, she is the four monty evil spirits sealed by the empty feather. She once asked Snow Princess to go to the palace to frame the four princes. After the failure, his followers introduced Sandy's sister Ren Aier. Taking Al as the flesh, she wants to take away the tool that belongs to her-the heart of evil resentment. After meeting the flower, she wanted to kill the flower and absorb some of the divine power of the empty feather. First, she wanted to suck more blood to replenish her magic, and found You You. Pu Feizhen sacrificed herself to let them escape.
Charming moths are at war with flowers, and when they are about to kill them, You You helps flowers stop the fatal blow. Flowers try their best to protect dying rain. When I ran out of mana, snow appeared. He found Kong Yu's magic at the peak far away from the hubbub and enhanced his magic. He was trapped in the blue sky and purple land, pretending to be clean and seeing the glass snow. The snow repelled the curse moths, and then the flowers gave up the opportunity to seek their hearts and got the way to save the rain from Shenmu-looking for seven-color soul grass. So, the flowers embarked on a journey to find the seven-color soul grass.
Snow wanted to kill the evil spirit moths completely, and found the hiding place of evil spirit moths. Who knows that Ren came here to protect the body of her sister Al, but when she tried to kill the evil spirit moths, she blocked the blow. Influenced by Al's will, the incarnation moth was once delirious. Si Nuo takes this opportunity to kill the incarnation moth and save Al, but Sandy is dying. Sandy entrusted Al to Xue's care before she died, and then left. The snowstorm exposed Jiazi, and Jiazi also escaped.
Yue was told that it was not yet time for him to ask for his heart. When he was playing the piano, he met a man named Qin Bolan. Qin Bolan introduced him to the lost famous song Autumn Altar, but it can also be used to kill people! Yue saw through the truth and learned that the person Qin Bohan wanted to kill was Hua. Qin Bohan walked first. Yue found Hua and learned that the four brothers and sisters can only kill each other now. Hua proposed to protect her for a few days, and Yue agreed.
Feng He came to the burial of Shu Xuan, the elder sister who painted Du Yan. Impatiens almost died in it because they didn't trust each other. Fortunately, she came to help every month. Feng and Yue decided to go to the Fire Country together.
On the way, I had a tense relationship with Feng. In order to save the situation, I drew a wooden rabbit, which was self-defeating and deepened the misunderstanding. Left feng.
Romantic came to fire nation and learned that the duel place of Chyi Chin's calligraphy and painting was next to the Ice Flame Peak. Quirrell and Shu Xuanxi came first, Kiki killed the book first, and Chyi Chin attacked Kiki again. Kiss found a group of people who painted Du Yan and learned that the purpose of their duel was to compete for the magical egg-the invisible breeder! The wind and the moon decided to stop the disaster.
I was injured in the first sniper action, and then I found in my dream that the monty attack that had been swallowed up by the empty feather was not integrated with myself, and the next day I found that the painting was strangled! He suspected it was Qin, but Qin said it wasn't himself and gave the moon a soul-transforming pill. But chin still has to compete for the spawner of the magic egg. The next day, all kinds of demons arrived, and Jiazi's brother Jiazang was there. He wanted to get rid of the moon first, but his chin blocked the fatal blow. The wind kills the magic egg first, but this magic egg is a double yellow egg! The wind accidentally absorbed Xiao Huang, while Jiazang absorbed rhubarb, and Jiazang left first. Jean became a magical paper symbol before he died. Has been protecting the moon.
Snow White and Al arrived in the misty state and were attacked by the tree demon ... Then, because the Snow Prince angered the tree demon, Al was tied up by the tree demon as a price, and the tree demon threatened the Snow Prince with Al's life to make him yield! Unwilling to be like this, Al once again opened the resentment of the curse moths seal in her body in the feeling be nasty! Strong resentment and the spirit force that the snow has not been completely put away defeated the tree demon in one fell swoop. Then, the snow sealed the resentment against Al and made an ice bracelet for her. Then he opened the box. It turns out that Kong Yu's familiar is a candle, and the candle tells him that it will not rot in the soul. He went to get the key to open the door and left Al. ...
After fierce fighting, the snow finally killed Zhong Lihai and got the key to his soul. Snow fainted when he was seriously injured and returned to Al's residence, and was saved by Al.
On the other hand, the misunderstanding between Feng, Xiao Feng and the fairy deepened. The small wind design is explained by the wind fairy. After listening to the explanation of the wind, the fairy finally believed the experience of the wind. ...
When his soul died, Jiazang was bullied by Xiaozang again ... Then he sealed Xiaozang in a pressure cooker and absorbed his skills. Seven days later, Xiaozang broke out. ...
Xiao Zang reminds Jia Zang of his first meeting with Nonrot: at that time, he was chased by Kong Yu, slipped and was saved by Nonrot. Even the incoming Kong Yu was moved by his beauty. Since then, he has had the desire to have eternal life. ......
Flowers and rain found four colors of soul grass. The fourth prince learned that Xue was determined to get what he wanted, but the wind had a presentiment of great things. ......
Xiao Feng launched an offensive again. Xianxian imagined that Feng Xiaoling took his sons back to visit his old self and Fengfeng, and he was suddenly upset. Once the Xiaofeng project is successful, ......
Snow means that she wants to lift her feathers to realize her wish. In order not to worry Al, the snow set out alone at night to destroy the sky, but Al lit a lamp with the hair she found and set off with the snow. ......
Snow entered the soul, only to find the same snow and candles as myself. It turns out that this is a cardioscope. Snow fights fiercely with the snow in the heart mirror. In order to kill the snow in the heart mirror, snow becomes another person. Xue Spiegel advised Xue not to let Al down because of the previous agreement, but Xue insisted on his choice. The sword penetrated his heart, but Xue himself seemed to be hit ... at this moment, a woman suddenly appeared!
The woman who suddenly appeared claimed that the shadow was gone. From the snow in her mouth, she learned that both Kong Yu and Jiazang saw the mirror, but they were not stupid enough to fight with their own hearts. Snow White sighed. Snow showed determination and decided to continue walking inside, but the shadow absolutely suddenly attacked! Xue thought that the shadow devil used magic spells, but the result was not. Si Nuo was seriously injured, and fell to the ground ... Jiazang had a heart-to-heart talk with Stride. Jiazang showed his affection and told Stride that she had hurt the snow, and Stride felt that he really shouldn't treat the snow as a feather. Shadow Jue found Al who followed the snow and sent a snow wolf to kill her. Snow was furious and decided to kill Shadow Jue. ......
The snow suddenly broke out and rose to level six! Al tried to break the ice bracelet to gain the power of charming moths, but the snow wolf disappeared. It turned out that snow killed Shadow Jue. Si Nuo ignored Al and walked on. She was dissatisfied with the candle, but was driven away by the snow. When the soul destroyed the sky, Jiazang ignored him because he was dissatisfied with corruption and decided to fight corruption! Pick up the candle and go to Al. Tell him the snow has changed. Al said the snow wouldn't change, so Al decided to keep following it.
After that, Xueyuan broke through the obstacle, followed by Al, and Bufu was forced by Jiazang to take pains to maintain the border. Under the pressure of Jiazang, the snow arrived in time when I didn't want to commit suicide!
Prince Xue confronted Jiazang. Jiazang laughed at the fact that the snow was not as powerful as the empty feather, and he was furious and attacked angrily. But Jiazang's skill gave birth to invisible rhubarb, which greatly increased, easily defused the snow attack and injured him. The snow fell to the ground seriously, calling the name of Kongyu to the snow. Jiazang said that he was not an empty feather, and he wanted to forcibly tear off the mask that did not rot. He didn't expect a huge snow beast to come. Jiazang resisted with a smile, but he didn't expect the snow beast to come. After a fierce battle, Snow Prince succeeded in seriously injuring Jiazang. He went to find Bufu, saying that he had come to fulfill the agreement of his previous life. Bufu put his hand on the outstretched hand of Snow Prince. ...
However, just as the two were about to hold hands, Jiazang attacked, and Jiazang, who was distorted by jealousy, roared angrily: It's mine not to rot! ! It turns out that this is the real strength of Jiazang. The pressure on Xue Gongzi multiplied, and Al arrived, shouting Xue's name in fear. Xue was distracted and knocked down. Jiazang teased Al because Xue's little girlfriend stimulated Xue's mind. Xue roared: Nonsense! Garzo gloated: If I kill you, if it doesn't rot, it's mine. Just when the snow is about to be hit by Garzo's spell, it will not rot and stand in front of him. ...
Si Nuo witnessed immortality blocking the attack for him. She used her life to support the lotus boundary to protect the snow, but she was dying. Snow White hugged the fallen immortal and asked him to help her take off the blindfold. When Eternal Life saw Snow's face, she felt comforted. Lotus jade brand was broken, the seal of the jade brand was opened, and the memory of Xue's past life was awakened, remembering what happened when she fell in love with immortality. However, she became countless lotus petals and passed away from the snow. Seeing what I like in my heart die from my arms, the snow collapsed and tore my heart apart, crying and shouting non-corrupt names. Al looked at Snow White's back and suddenly felt that he shouldn't have come. Snow suddenly walked towards Al, blocking Jiazang's blow.
Jiazang lost his mind because of his incorruptible death and wanted to kill snow. Si Nuo told Al to get out of here. Al said nothing, but gave the candle to Snow White and told her to take good care of Snow White, leaving only one sentence: "Snow White, in fact, you are not cold at all." Before Snow White could stop Al, she heard Al shout, "Farewell, Snow White!" " "Say that finish, Al broke the ice bracelet, released the curse moths, and died with Jiazang, so the snow burst into tears with pain ...
Akiyama, Ling Huyu came to see the master, only to find that the master was dead. His master made a phantom of Yuan Dan and said to him, "Good disciple, I know you have come back to me ... There is a silver Dan hidden under my body, which is my Wei Yuandan." What I teach you will not only greatly increase my mana, but also become the new leader of the Thousand Rings Sect. And after I say these words, I will become an elixir, which is the elixir of my Yuan God. You have to give it to my daughter in person ... "At this moment, Linghuyu suddenly remembered that there was a mark on Hu Xianxian's back that was the same as the owner's. Is that her?
Feng Xian met Xiao Cang on his way to Yanquan. Xiao Feng was caught by Xiao Cang, forced to merge and turned into a whirlwind to fly away.
Sister Hua is infatuated with Linghu jade, but in her heart, she was controlled by the fire princess she met before for a moment. Ling Huyu was going to inherit the throne, but I didn't expect my second brother to get in the way and declare war on him. Linghuyu killed second brother, and second brother escaped. At this time, Sister Hua chased her out and learned that the moon was dying. She joked that she would try life and death skills with Hua, so Hua ran away.
At this time, a flame burst into flames in the sky, Al appeared, the moon disappeared, and he felt the hatred of Monty. At this time, Sandy appeared in Al's dream. Al was about to catch Sandy when Sandy turned around. ...
It turned out that the moon saved Al's life, forcing her to ask herself the source of the spell power. Al, who was disheartened, didn't want to pay attention. She released the Soul Lock Array to blackmail Al. Al is very angry and wants to destroy the moon with the fire of evil resentment. At this time, the moon returned to Sandy's soul! So an agreement was reached-Al dedicated his magic and soul to Moon Mark, and Sandy was reborn with the help of Al's body. Later, Al asked to see someone (Xue). It was snowing heavily in the villa, and Al couldn't bear to get close to it, so he made a snowman out of it.
Just as Al turned around, Si Nuo appeared. "Snowman?" Snow thought silently, walked forward and saw the words behind the snowman: "It will always clear up after the snow, and there are still many people in the world who are worried about you and silently wait for the snow to clear up ..." At this time, the snow stopped ... Al stepped barefoot on the melting snow and looked up at the sky after the snow stopped with the villagers. Al's hair was messed up by the wind, and the broken skirt was messed up by the wind. "This is the last dusk I can see …" Al thought, "It's beautiful …" Later, Al and Yue Yue left together. ...
But as soon as the heavy snow stopped, the wind began to blow again. The appearance of the ghost baby whirlwind (small wind and small hiding) made the villagers miserable. The villagers asked Yao Nisi, the heroine, to help them kill pests. Yaonisi proposed to use the magic clock and the giant mill, but she still couldn't stop them. Yaonisi followed them to the misty spring.
The wind and the fairy arrived at the fog spring first, and the moon followed. Just as romantic talk, Yao Nisi appeared a whirlwind chasing ghost babies. Yao Nisi is going to catch Xiao Feng and Xiao Yin with the magic clock, and the moon has frozen the magic clock with a trick of "freezing people in the frosty night". Yao watched the moon wander, and Yue also recognized Yao as the "Flower Princess" and asked Yao for help, thus launching a small wind war, which ended in Xiaozang's failure. "Well, you people bully me even more." I bit Janice before I escaped. Let Janice walk with them for a few days this month and treat her wound at the same time, then return to Liuli Palace.
Feng Xian and his party returned to the palace, and Xiang Yun's emissary greeted them and told them that your majesty came back from Akiyama and brought back a new queen and a concubine for re-election, but Xue cared about the new queen. The new queen (she, her Amna) said that it was her idea to re-elect the princess this time, and that such a girl was not worthy of the prince. Feng retorted, but her father got hold of her. She, Emna's, said that Xianxian was a wild girl of humble origin, with no outstanding appearance and vulgar temperament, and could not see the upbringing of a good family at all.
Feng's father not only wants to cancel Xianxian's princess status, but also put her in prison on charges of cheating the monarch. Feng is determined to stay with Xianxian until death do us part. Only in this way can he get a chance. However, it was not until she attended the princess selection ceremony that Xianxian admitted her. Xianxian vented her confidence, but the wind said Xianxian wouldn't back down, she would crush everyone, and said that if Xianxian failed, he would quit together, give up the position of Prince magic kingdom of Liuli and run away with her. Afterwards, Xianxian told Feng that she was afraid that she would drag him down, but Feng said that he would not regret it as long as he was with her. On the other hand, Yao Nisi was wondering whether she should leave, and happened to meet a group of maids who knew that she was going to choose a new princess.
The princess selection ceremony started as scheduled, and the top three were all disturbed by Feng Xiao and Yao Nisi. Four princes were chosen by the princesses of the Four Kingdoms. Feng protested that how can a prince choose with others? Xue and Yue disagreed, but Xue and Yue had other ideas. Xinfengtaizifei put forward a contest with an affair as the content, and Yu Yan won. ...
Just when Hu Xianxian blamed herself, Ling Huyu appeared.
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