Provide some humorous jokes about insurance ~ urgent! !

Mr. Henman was sent to the American Recruit Training Center to sell military insurance. 100% of the recruits who listened to his speech voluntarily bought insurance, and no one has ever had such a high success rate. The training director wanted to know his sales skills, so he quietly came to the class and listened to what he said to the recruits. "Boys, I want to explain to you the protection brought by military insurance," Henman said. "If there is a war, you are killed, and you bought military insurance before your death, the government will compensate your family for $200,000. But if you don't buy insurance, the government will only pay a pension of $6,000 ... ""What's the use? No amount of money can change my life. " Here's a recruit who said gloomily. "You are wrong," Henman said kindly. "Think about it. What kind of soldiers will the government send to the battlefield first in case of war? Did you buy insurance or did you not buy insurance? "