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My son and classmates studied in an elite school for a year and a half, ranking first in the Chinese class. Since we don't take the placement exam, we

1. In the following sentences, the more appropriate idiom is () A. At that time, the rainstorm was like a note, the road was muddy, and the car could no longer walk. The rescue team had to walk safely and trudge for more than an hour to reach the dam. B.she developed a sense of superiority from an early age. Even if she needs someone to take care of her in the hospital, she is still bossy and domineering. During the C meeting, the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and other units set up flower bonsai sales booths outside the venue. During the break, there was a large flow of people in front of the booth, and the products were in short supply. D. You just moved to a new house. The room is spacious and bright, but the decoration is a bit monotonous. I suggest you hang an oil painting, which will definitely brighten the room. 2. Among the following sentences, the sentence with improper use of idioms is () A. An article, with a good beginning, but you changed it in this way. He spared no effort for the appearance of this new product, and his efforts finally brought him the joy of success. C next, let's appreciate the exquisiteness and beauty of ancient porcelain, the richness and luster of ancient jade, and the ancient multi-tones. D. Every morning, he runs to the garden alone, gesturing and reciting his lines cadently. 3. In the following sentences, the appropriate idiom is () A. The ancients had many models of hard study, such as those who were hanging on the beam and stabbing their legs, and those who were dancing with a candle and dancing with chickens, sweating profusely in history. B. The photo exhibition "Advocating Scientific Civilization and Opposing Superstition and Ignorance" exposes pseudoscience to the fullest, and makes the audience deeply educated. C. This journal will turn a new page, continue to improve the editing quality of manuscripts, and aspire to climb the high level of literary publications. D when it comes to computers and the internet, the child is so eloquent that the experts present are surprised. 4. In the following sentences, the correct use of added words is () A. After dioxins become seasonal words, various media "package" them in various ways. Some are written as "dioxins", some as "two evils" and some as "two evils". B. At the beginning of ballroom dancing, my wife and I couldn't stand it. Not only do I not join the dance, but I also complain a lot. Since the promulgation and implementation of foreign investment laws and regulations in China, many foreign businessmen have been eager to make investments in China. D. According to experts' calculation, automobile exhaust emissions are the first in air pollution in the capital, accounting for 45% of the total pollution. In the following sentences, the more appropriate idiom is () past 50 years, China has made a number of scientific research achievements that attract worldwide attention, which is inseparable from the painstaking efforts and selfless dedication of several generations of scientific and technological workers. B there are a large number of stone carvings with artistic value in the museum, and all kinds of flowers, birds, insects, beasts and figures on them are vivid and beautiful. C. the price reduction of household appliances has stimulated the growth of citizens' desire for consumption. Color TV sets, which used to be unsalable, are now hot items. D U.S. Secretary of State madeleine albright's trip to the Middle East has not fundamentally solved the contradiction between the United States and Iran, and the situation in the Gulf region will not be solved once and for all. 6. In the following sentences, the more appropriate idiom is () A. The head coaches and foreign AIDS invited by the first, second and third teams of Chengdu Wuniu Club are all Germans, and their strong financial resources make other teams A and B discouraged. B. The new factory leader is really thoughtful to actively conduct market research and pay close attention to product quality and development in order to save the dying factory. C. At the beginning of this year, the fresh milk market in Shanghai ignited a bonfire of competitive price reduction, and the sales price was even lower than the cost. For consumers, this is just the right thing. Taking chestnuts from the fire is a metaphor for taking risks to contribute to others without knowing that you are being fooled. D it remains to be seen whether Cai Yuanpei, a drama rehearsed by Peking University May 4th Drama Club for the centenary celebration, will appear on the stage with a brand-new style. 7. The idiom added in the following sentence is () A. It is a photo of two people, a handsome PLA soldier on the left and a weak student on the right. B this election, he is the most promising, but because of his recent behavior, he lost the election. Qi Baishi's exhibition opened in the art gallery. The painters of the Chinese Painting Academy actually watched each other, and art lovers flocked to them. D. When this wonderful TV series was broadcast, almost 10,000 people were empty, people were watching the screen at home, and the street seemed very quiet. 8. Fill in the idioms on the horizontal lines of the following sentences in turn. The most appropriate group is () 1. In the Treasure Hall of the Palace Museum, various rare treasures and antique cultural relics are displayed. In the showroom of the jade factory, there are various jade carving exhibits such as birds, animals, flowers and figures, which are different in expression and lifelike. (3) When the car runs to Shennongjia Mountain, it looks good to see the strange peaks and strange mountains. The container is full of traditional jewelry, jade, jade carving, calligraphy and painting, and the variety is complete. There's too much to see, too much to see, too much to see, too much to see, too much to see. B. Shaanxi paper-cutting is rough and simple, concise and exaggerated. Compared with the meticulous and neat style in Jiangnan, it's really half a catty, and each has its own advantages. C during the second world war, Germany fought submarine warfare, so using underwater acoustic equipment to find submarines became the first problem to be solved by the allied forces. D all kinds of naive and absurd myths and legends about the pyramids and the sphinx show that the ancient Egyptians had a very rich imagination. 10. Fill in the idioms in the following boxes in turn. The most suitable group is () ① the plum garden in Wuxi, facing Taihu Lake, decorated with plums and mountains. (2) Su Shi is also good at calligraphy. He studied under Yan Zhenqing, but he was able to □□□□□□□□, and he was called the four great masters of the Song Dynasty with Cai Xiang, Huang Tingjian and Mi Fei. This detective novel is novel in conception and worth reading. (4) There are several places in the movie that seem to be idle pens, but they are actually □□□□□□ places. A. unique, unique, unique B. unique, unique C. unique, unique D. unique, unique1/. In the following sentences, the idiom is () A. The company can B. I'm not familiar with the situation there, but you insist on sending me. Isn't this satisfactory? C, this paper is novel in viewpoint, powerful in argument, rich in materials and accurate in writing, which can be called unpublished theory. D. The giant panda is naive, and the little monkey is naughty and cute, which makes the adults around laugh, and the children even laugh their heads off. 12. In the following sentences, the inappropriate idiom is () A. Looking west, Cangshan is supported on the sea with silver hair. Cangshan is like a screen and Erhai is like a mirror. It's wonderful. B. Although there is no famous actor to guide him personally, he has worked in the theater for many years and is familiar with all kinds of plays. C. when night falls, the restaurant is brightly lit and lively. D. Gao county magistrate said: "You are the only person in the county who has become a national model worker, which is rare under any circumstances!" 13. The correct usage of idioms in the following names is () A. The idea of equalitarianism has become a thing of the past and gradually disappeared in people's minds. B, the article vividly and delicately describes the shape, manner and movements of the little sparrow, pouring a strong love and hate, which is lovely to read. I believe that one side's soil and water will create one side's Zhong Ling and Yu Xiu. D, it has influenced you since you were born, born, everywhere and imperceptibly. 14. Correct use of idioms in the following sentences () A. The return of Taiwan Province Province to the motherland is the general trend. B, speak hesitatingly, insincerely, posing, why write essays? C, more than a dozen derricks are standing everywhere. D, this company has accumulated wages to prevent problems before they happen. 15. Use the correct one of the following idioms () A. If you cover up your shortcomings, it is tantamount to drinking poison to quench your thirst. B, the family takes care of each other and is happy. C, this may be a tricky way to write, but it seems beyond reproach. We should learn from the advanced. At first, we may be a toddler, but we will eventually find our own way. 16. Use the correct one of the following idioms () A. The one-way charging policy for mobile phones is coming to the fore. B, the U.S. government should take failure as an opportunity to change its course, so as to benefit world peace and stability. C at the same time, some bad phenomena have emerged. D. Many people are still struggling with what PPA is and what harm it does to the human body. 17. Use an appropriate one of the following idioms () A. Strengthen supervision by public opinion and make criminals feel that people are awesome. I have traveled from one place to another many times in the past ten years. C, Ci, through the continuous creation and development of poets, finally came naturally and became an elegant literary form. D. Customer-oriented is the basic principle among friends. 18. Correct use of idioms () A. Westerners think that China people use chopsticks unreasonably. B, if you can enjoy it and persevere, you can achieve results and see results. C, since 1980s, it has been in the ascendant every year. D. At the request of the host, the audience couldn't help singing. 19. The correct sentence of the following idiom is () A. He has done a lot of good things for the masses, and the masses have given him many honors. It's really a courtesy call. B. The request made by the other party must be carefully considered and not taken lightly. C. Tan Sitong is the initiator who is willing to shed blood for political reform. In contrast, Kang Liang and his wife are really not so heroic. D. In today's society, the concept of environmental protection is deeply rooted in people's hearts, and new environmental protection products are magnificent and endless. 20. One of the improper use of idioms in the following sentences is () A. It is the habit of ordinary people in China to express their feelings with gongs and drums, and the art of gongs and drums is closely related to the lives of ordinary people in China. B. If you don't pay attention to rhythmic sentences and paragraphs, there will be no cadence and harmonious aesthetic feeling when reading. C differences in language and culture are naturally an excellent background for shooting TV programs, but they often make mistakes. D. The scenes of the screenplay don't need to be too specific, but the arguments that are too specific are untenable. 2 1. In the following sentences, the proper idiom is () A. The expressway is divided into two rivers by the guardrail, and the vehicles gallop on their respective rivers. B. Few people know that he recently published an old-style collection of poems with little or no notes. C. Diligence is closely related to genius. There is no transcendental genius, but there is a genius who studies hard and sweats. D. In this Winter Olympics, a certain country sent many athletes to participate, but as a result, not to mention the gold medal, it didn't even catch one of the top six, which was just nine Niu Yi hairs. 22. The correct use of idioms in the following sentences is () A. The soil and water conditions here are good, the leading bodies are United, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. B, since the reform and opening up, the face of our unit has changed a lot, but compared with advanced units, it is eclipsed. C comrade Zhang cheng was unfortunately captured by the enemy and put in prison. Although he was beaten black and blue, he still stuck to the secret of the party. D, some unscrupulous traders changed the packaging of expired food slightly and sold it. We must crack down on this illegal behavior. 23. In the following sentences, the appropriate sentence to add some idioms is () A. It is both whimsical and practical. It is with this unique style and attitude that scientists constantly explore the endless mysteries of the universe. B. The pen that Teacher Zhang gave me when I graduated last year, although the style is out of date, I have been using it. C. No one's life is isolated, and it is closely related to society. D. Some comrades are always dismissive of some small mistakes in their work, thinking that this is only one of ten fingers and has nothing to do with the overall situation. The idioms added in the following sentence are apt: (1) In order to escape legal sanctions, these dens selling pornographic films disappeared for a time, and after the news spread, they appeared like mushrooms after rain. Premier Zhu's words are of great guiding significance to Sino-US trade negotiations. C Our 17-and 18-year-old middle school students are in their prime, so we should study hard. He wanted to climb up, but this time he was promoted by his boss. He shed tears of gratitude. 25. In the following sentences, the appropriate idiom is () A. Not long ago, a cyclist held a bicycle collection exhibition and used the words "the only one in China" and "the best bicycle collection" in the introduction of the exhibits, which attracted many cyclists to laugh and give generously. B, it is understandable that stars advertise, but in the face of "true lies" in advertisements, should we also think that everyone is watching you? C, I saw that at this moment, rhubarb dog suddenly stopped chasing cars. D, anti-learning, is to take other people's mistakes as negative teaching materials, take a warning, and don't repeat the same mistakes. 26. One of the idioms correctly used in the following sentences is () A. High anxiety plays a role in inhibiting and hindering difficult learning that depends on improvisation. B. Learn the basic knowledge from the shallow to the deep, step by step, and never blindly seek more and faster, otherwise haste will not achieve. After the earthquake, houses were built here quickly and production resumed. Without the leadership of the party, victory is unimaginable. She is a relative of the dean. You see, in the bustling hospital, she is bossing around and seems to be at ease. 27. One idiom in the following sentence is accurate: () A. Besides the stars in the Milky Way, there are countless stars in galaxies outside the river, which is really too numerous to mention. B. There are three trucks loaded with fakes, from fake department stores to fake color TVs. After the earthquake, houses were built here quickly and production resumed. Without the leadership of the party, victory is unimaginable. D. It's no use asking me to go to the leader about your trip to Beijing, because how did the teacher unknown so approve it? 28. In the following sentences, the more appropriate idiom is () A chess player, Nie Weiping, often comes up with some unexpected tricks to make his opponents unpredictable. B: The successful Olympic bid, China's entry into the WTO, and the men's football team's qualifying can be said to be an eventful autumn. C Bai Juyi paid great attention to being close to the people when he was a local official. No matter whether he is a rural peasant woman or a Xialiba person, he can chat with them and get a lot of creative materials from them. D There are different kinds of nutritional supplements in the market, and some products containing hormones can cause discomfort and endanger health. 29. In the following sentences, the correct idiom is () A. The Swahilin Cup has finally returned to our arms! People can't help but admire Cai Zhenhua's vision and courage in employing people. B, in the school sports meeting, he fought hard and won three gold medals alone. This achievement really makes people look askance. C, 2 1 century is the era of knowledge economy. I really hope that the economy can support knowledge and make China's construction industry stand tall on the world stage. D. before the public funds were processed, a large amount of public funds flowed into the pockets of individual restaurant owners. The correct usage of idioms is () A. A few years later, his skill reached its peak and he became a horn player in the school band. B, fill in the volunteer, he wants to enter oneself for an examination in Tsinghua, and want to apply for Peking University, always fickle. C, several teenagers of the national gymnastics team performed well in the World Championships, and were praised as the future of gymnastics in China. D, if you want me to write a poem, I can only reluctantly try to avoid making jokes. 3 1. The correct idiom is () A. He heard and witnessed the accident with his own eyes and told everyone in detail. B, Mr. Wang quoted a lot in class, sometimes mixed with some foreign language vocabulary, which made the students who had not passed the foreign language simply unintelligible. C, 1999, China's Olympic soccer team failed, which made the fans feel "China Football, where is the road" again. D, the reporter came to the factory for an interview. When they saw modern buildings rising from the ground and breathing through Changhong, they kept admiring. 32. It is correct to add idioms () A. Rice husk tableware is becoming more and more popular. B, Liu Jinfeng, but can't be given a lighter punishment. If you hear the voice of repentance from her, will it be a bigger warning? C. Xiao Ming's understanding is particularly good. He has only had a class with Mr. Wang once, and he can imitate his actions and manners perfectly. D, he was fearless in face of danger, and after bravely fighting with gangsters, he immediately became a hot topic in the whole city, and everyone was full of praise. 33. The correct idiom is () A. As the initiator of inviting foreign club teams to visit, the company is worried that the visiting teams will not play their best. B, the two brothers used to be close, but since the younger brother got married, for some reason, the two brothers gradually became passers-by. C. All kinds of potted chrysanthemums in the park are colorful, and when the breeze blows, they are even more graceful and boring. D, written language and spoken language restrict each other, and written language often draws nutrition from dialects and cannot be separated from spoken language. 34. The correct usage of idioms is () A. Kang Youwei once wrote a book: If you hesitate again, you will rest on your laurels and miss the opportunity, then foreign invasion is infighting. B. After watching the performance of China Children's Art Troupe in Finland, Finnish friends warmly praised: not only the children in China are better, but also the program is interesting and refreshing. C. Looking at the sea of flowers and the exotic flowers and grasses that exude fragrance and sway, you can't help but admire people's choice and arrangement of such a scene as the climax of the Spring Festival. It's really ingenious. D, some people say that if life improves, production will increase. This is a saying of giving up the root and chasing the end, which is tantamount to seeking fish from the edge of the wood. In fact, only when production is improved can the living standard be improved. 35. The correct usage of idioms is () A. Since entering the third year of high school, Chen Yizhen, whose academic performance has been average, has worked very hard and made great progress, which is really impressive. B, there will be difficulties on the way forward, and ambitious young people will be calm and fearless in the face of difficulties. C. In order to escape the attack of the public security organs, this prostitution den was closed down twice in July last year. As soon as the news spread, it made a comeback. D, the artistic structure can't come easily and follow one's inclinations, because it is a kind of creation and a problem that every author must seriously explore. 36. The correct idiom to be used is () A. When working in the landlord's house for a long time, eat humble meals, live in a pigsty and kennel, and be a cow and horse. B, he is my most sincere friend. He often praises me and tells me to make fewer mistakes in my work. C. if you don't understand something, you will ask the teacher in time, and you will be satisfied if you get to the bottom of it. D, China women's volleyball team lost two games in a row in the first game and burned its bridges in the third. All the elites were mobilized to fight back and finally turned the situation around. 37. The correct usage of idioms is () A. Carrying forward excellent national traditional culture must be carried out at the same time as eliminating and criticizing the dross of traditional culture, and it is not possible to favor one over the other. B, arty people, not learn barbarism, but learn elegance, and finally meet the sage Si Qi, there is nothing wrong. C, as long as you put yourself in the front line of flood fighting and emergency rescue, you can't help being moved by the spirit of our army. He reads widely and has a quick mind. As soon as he started writing, he didn't add any words, which really can be said to be the first in the article. 38. The correct way to use the added idioms is () A. He has profound attainments in literature, so he can have different opinions and write valuable papers. B, don't worry, your difficulty is our difficulty, and we will definitely help you in this matter. C. Through people-to-people exchanges, the two countries gradually enhanced their understanding and finally signed an alliance under the city, hoping that future generations can maintain friendly and good-neighborly relations. D.there may be a robbery tonight. Your family is the richest man in the North Gate, so it is inevitable to bear the brunt. It's better to avoid it before it's too late 39. The correct usage of idioms is () A. The hidden dangers of accidents are becoming more and more obvious, and the factory leaders still think that the training is not enough, which led to this catastrophic fire. His speech was not only substantial, but also evasive, and the audience was moved. C, if everyone can meet Siqi and make up for their own shortcomings with the strengths of others, then we will make progress every day and our life will be better and better. D, the moon is thin and the night is quiet. Wang Xiaoxiao hurried through the alley alone and flashed into a dark door at the corner of the alley. 40. The idiom added in the following sentence is () A. I fell in love with Master Wang the first time I met her. Her gentle voice and sweet smile make people know at a glance that she is a pleasant person. B, look at his frown and silence. I'm afraid he really has some unspeakable difficulties C. Zhong Xing's writing style is actually quite particular. In his article, there are endless words and phrases. D, the other party deliberately vague, in an attempt to alleviate the sense of guilt, and even muddle through. 4 1. Among the following sentences, it is more appropriate to add some idioms: () A. There are many reports about the top ten outstanding young people in China, but readers pay special attention to an "ordinary hero". B this joke is very powerful, because it satirizes those "contemporary people" who shirk the affairs of old China and are indifferent to people's sufferings. Widely circulated among the people, almost a household name. C. He won the first place in the company by unfair means, and his associates celebrated each other by playing the crown. On the stage of Beijing Opera, there appeared four walk-ons ... They absently touched each other's wooden knives and guns and shouted at each other, indicating that they had fought a battle. This is unreasonable for foreigners. 42. In the following sentences, the more appropriate idiom is () A. When entering the computer field, the above-mentioned home appliance manufacturers all seemed quite cautious and did not spend as much money as they thought. B "Family First Aid" software demonstrates various methods of self-help and mutual rescue with nearly 500 illustrations, animations and AVI movies, so that you can experience how to rejuvenate at critical moments. C. Professor Shen Hongjia has written to the relevant leaders for many times about the problem of unreasonable charges in the telecommunications bureau, and has not received a clear answer so far. D China people, especially farmers, are afraid that their green consciousness still stays in the Middle Ages-this is not sensational. 43. The following idioms in italics are wrongly used: (a) After 1970s, the development of marine gasoline resources took the lead and made great contributions to the development of marine economy. B For us ordinary people, the brilliance of life is not necessarily brilliant, but it can also shine. Even if the coverage of Phoenix Satellite TV is not high, it will not affect Wu Xiaoli's reputation. D getting rid of "ego" and getting into the role as soon as possible is a problem for many actors, but it is a piece of cake for corrupt officials. 44. One of the idioms added in the following sentence is () A. Israeli soldiers are well-trained, efficient, cold in appearance and loyal and reliable in heart, which makes them even more powerful in the global mercenary market. B. When we know that suffering is the normal state of life and that troubles and pains always accompany life, why should we feel sorry for ourselves, give up early and despair early? To build socialist literature with China characteristics, we must draw lessons from, inherit and innovate simultaneously. Only in this way can the garden of literature present a beautiful scene. D in recent years, some sections of the yellow river and Minjiang river have been cut off for many times. Faced with the decreasing number of these rivers, people began to think calmly about environmental protection. 45. In the following sentences, the correct idiom is () A. If we cover up our shortcomings and mistakes and pretend not to see them, it is tantamount to drinking poison to quench our thirst. They love their children and children respect them. The family cares about each other and lives happily. C. this may be a tricky way to write, but it seems beyond reproach, because no one can stipulate how the author must write. We should learn from advanced enterprises. At first, we may be toddlers in Handan, but we will eventually find our own way. 46. One of the idioms added in the following sentences is () A. In order to improve work efficiency, Kan Kan's work style of all talk and no practice must be put an end to. B, the municipal party committee to do a good job in the organization and construction of civil servants, so that the situation of the city's civil servants in recent years has been fundamentally changed. C, the testing of new products has reached a critical moment, and everyone is ready to pressurize, which will waste time. D, as long as you can think for me personally, you will sympathize with my situation and won't blame me for being too perfect. 47. One kind of improper use is () A. You must use your own hands to carry out construction and strive to realize a beautiful ideal at an early date. We must never wait for rabbits to enjoy success. B, at this critical moment, I can't wait, and a figure goes straight to the sea of fire. C, worry, worry, worry, are much ado about nothing. He is very talented, but he is arrogant and his colleagues don't like him. 48. The correct usage of idioms is () A. On the snowy road, I met the owner, and at the moment when I was going to part ways, he said something to me. Sun Wen's performance was remarkable, showing his star demeanor. Hundreds of policemen rushed out of C city. D. Du Lao recited a poem plausibly at the Spring Festival party. 49. The correct usage of idioms is () A. The speech had a strong response and the applause lasted for a long time. B, this team lost in a row, and the fans were surprised. They had to sit up and take notice of this team and began to worry about its relegation prospects. C. Although the color TV development industry is brewing breakthroughs in various new technologies, fundamental product innovation is just around the corner, and the cycle of new product innovation is relatively long. D. With the launch of Focus Interview, the name "Jiao Qingtian" spread like wildfire. In the following sentences, the appropriate idiom is () A. Myth is oral literature handed down from generation to generation, and many of its creations are recorded in history. B in the Confucian tradition, Confucius and Mencius always keep abreast, from the greatest achievement to the greatest sage, from the Analects of Confucius to Mencius. C. When reading a poem, teach it orally, and think about its meaning and truth while reading. D. This kind of article covers a wide range of knowledge and many fields of knowledge, which often makes readers everywhere. 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