Who can tell some funny adult jokes?

1. It is said that there are two crows, a male and a female, and a sheep under the tree. Suddenly a wolf came and ate the sheep. At this time, the female crow said a word to the male crow, and the male crow raped the female crow. What did the female crow say?

Answer: The sheep below died.

2. A little boy came home from school and peeped out of the window at a woman lying in bed, rubbing his chest and shouting, I want a man, I want a man!

The next day, the little boy went out of the window and found a man lying on the woman.

So the little boy went home and lay in bed, rubbing his chest and shouting, I want a bike, I want a bike!

3. A friend (female) believes in astrology, and the book says that she can't be with Virgo this week.

Then I made an appointment with her. I was going to be late, so I had to take a taxi.

Parking the car, a friend asked the driver, big brother, is it Virgo?

Driver (surprised): You can sit without being a virgin. . .

4. Husband: What time is it?

Wife: Ten o'clock.

Husband: Is it complete?

Wife: It's too early. No one else is sleeping!

Husband: I mean ten o'clock sharp?

Wife: Eleven o'clock then.

Husband: Shit, I asked you if it was 1 0 sharp.

Wife: Damn it, the hour is 1 1. It's not good for you not to fuck me for a day, is it

Husband: I'm just asking, is it 1 0 sharp?

Wife: fix it, fix it now! ! ! ! !

5. Professor V asked: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student actually got full marks. His exam version is: It's all because he quit late.

Ok, that's almost it ~ ~ one point at a time ~ ~ ~