It turns out I am a joke "Excerpt"

1. If I can’t be your only one, I won’t even be your favorite. If what you give to me is also given to others, then I would rather not have it. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

2. Only after you have experienced it will you know how strong you are, and it turns out that you can bear anything.

3. The mother snail was crawling on the road with her little snail on her back. The little snail found that the car was still behind her and asked: Mom, why are the cars not faster than us? The mother snail replied: My child, we No worries of traffic jams.

4. There was a mountain man who had never seen the world. One day he went to a city park and saw a man doing push-ups. He didn’t know what he was doing. He walked around for several times and still didn’t understand: Why was there no push-ups underneath? Man, just use your strength?

5. An ant quarreled with a crow in the tree! Ant: Come down if you have the guts! Crow: Then come up to me if you have the guts! Ant: OK! Just wait for me, I will look good on you! Crow: What do you want? Ant: I will immediately ask all my brothers to shake you down and throw you to death!

6. When I was a kid, I liked Jay Chou, but my dad looked down on me. Can this be called a song? Now that I have grown up, Jay Chou is old, and a large number of new stars have emerged in the music industry, such as tfboys, I also sneer at this. Suddenly I woke up. It turns out that history is surprisingly similar. I think we should learn to be tolerant and stop criticizing these celebrities and their fans. In fact, when I say all this, my main point is that those who like tfboys are my sons.