The funny dialogue between dogs in agent provocateur dogs and the queen

Zero Tiger: Our duty in agent provocateur is to fall in love, not to pick up princesses, but to protect the emperor and investigate treacherous court officials. How can we harbor assassins here?

Zero Dog: I'm really scared when you say that.

queen: hahaha, then we will usurp the throne together, hahaha! ! !

Mei Hope: Dad, Mom, I'd like to introduce you. This is the prince of the big food country.

Zero Dog: It's extremely expensive, wow! !

The emperor said to the imperial concubine: You see, my agent provocateur is always protecting my safety, so don't worry ~

The imperial concubine: ぁなぃ

The emperor: Wow, my princess, what did you say?

imperial concubine: Dongying dialect.

Emperor: Wow, Princess Ai, can you speak Dong Win?

Imperial concubine: Of course, Emperor Dog (taking off his mask), there is no one to protect you now, so die!

Zero Dog: Not really!

Emperor: Wow, Zero Dog, come and protect my safety!

Zero Dog: Don't worry, wait till I climb down. (talking and climbing down. ) Well, now I'm arresting you as that, agent provocateur. You don't have to speak, but if you do, it will be used as evidence in court.

Narrator: Empress Li Fei, the magic mirror of Dongying tribute has arrived.

Li Fei: Great. (Walking to the mirror) Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world?

magic mirror: there is no doubt that you pulled it.

Li Fei: Oh, ha ha ha ha! Really or not?

magic mirror: of course it's fake.

Li Fei and Cui Niu go to worship the Buddha together.

Li Fei: Buddha, please bless us to succeed in usurping the throne. (throws out the sign) What! ! Sign it! !

Cui Niu: Sister, don't worry. (walks up to the abbot) Get rid of all the bad signs!

Li Fei: Bless the Buddha ..... (I can't leave the sign if I live or die) Damn it! I came to worship you because I gave you face, but I didn't give you face. I tore down all your temples! ! ! (As he said, he threw all the pens at the Buddha, and the Buddha fell to Li Fei and Cui Niu ...) 1. Empress Li Fei (Li Jianren) dressed up and came to the bedroom. The emperor greeted him with a bitter face: "Beauty, shouldn't you shave, too?" You ... you hurt me. "

2. The ninja assassin ran away, and Linling Tiger came after him and shouted, "You think you are Bolt of Jamaica." And then kick it to the ground with a beautiful hurdle.

3. The civet dog climbed down the stairs carefully, and rightly said, I will arrest you as this … agent provocateur now. You don't need to speak, but everything you say … will be used as evidence in court in the future!

4. The civet dog opened the longevity umbrella and descended from the sky. It was impressively printed with "agent provocateur loves to drink daughter red". The emperor angered: "What I hate most is to add advertisements casually in the play and pull it out to be beheaded!"

5. Mei hopes to rescue Yuan Ruonan, a woman disguised as a man, to heal "him", and has experienced an inner struggle: "You have to use internal strength to force poison for him, but men and women don't give and receive, so I help him undress, which seems a little … forget it, I still lose my true qi to him mouth to mouth … I have a problem with my brain. I am the eldest daughter of Huanghua, with such a pair of mouths. But he is so handsome, it's not bad to marry him ... OK, fight!

6. People are hesitating whether to name the new invention of the civet dog "hero bucket", "beauty bucket" or "dog bucket". Yuan Ruonan made a surprising remark: "You should also use the name of an animal to be handsome. Call it a toilet!"

7.-a person who does such a disgusting thing doesn't feel disgusting at all, which is love.

8.-Mei hopes to stimulate the civet by pretending to be empathetic, lying in Yuan Ruonan's arms and saying, "He is the prince of the big food country, and his name is Huadu Bade Bird!"

-civet: "It's extremely expensive?"

9.-Linling Tiger: "Our duty in agent provocateur is to fall in love ... no, it's to pick up the princess ... no, it's to protect the emperor and investigate the traitor."

1. Mei Xiwang and the civet dog are practicing the "Romantic Dafa" taught by Kyle Polo Bao, and the Nishinomiya empress came to assassinate them. So the two men kissed each other while shaking with the Nishinomiya Empress, and staged a wonderful kung fu tango. The kiss was so dark that Gan Kun turned upside down. Comparable to Stephen Chow and Maggie Cheung's classic "The Great Inversion of the Paris Tower" in "92 Happy Families". Angered the empress of Xigong to put down her weapons and sighed, "I have never tried this posture."

11.-Empress Nishinomiya: "A piece of medium-rare mutton and a piece of medium-rare mutton are fried together in a pot. Why don't they chat?"

-civet: "Because they are unfamiliar."

-Nishinomiya Empress: "What will the shark become if he eats 5 Jin of mung beans?"

-civet: "green bean paste."

-Empress Nishinomiya: "The chief of the cannibal suddenly wants to eat vegetarian food. What should he eat?"

-civet: "vegetable."

... Nishinomiya Empress and atrix, a clever dog, had a "brain teaser" and went straight to the Nishinomiya Empress's mouth to vomit blood and fell to the ground with a bang.