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After eating, my girlfriend asked me for another one, so I gave it to myself.

In the evening, my girlfriend and I took a walk in the small street.

Autumn is beautiful, and the golden leaves will fall off, piece by piece, like carving, so beautiful. Autumn wind blows, and sugar-fried chestnuts, roasted sweet potatoes, mutton skewers, Tintin cakes, duck necks and hot brine float around.

My girlfriend suddenly stopped: "No, I want to buy a cake."

I said, "You're on a diet. You are not hungry. "

She agreed, "Yes, I'm on a diet. I'm not hungry-but I want to eat. "

I said, "It's eight o'clock in the evening. Now eat all your previous efforts."

She said, "I am honest. I won't eat now, but I will eat at twelve o'clock in the evening. "

I glared at her, then sighed, took out Mr. Jujube, almond milk jujube from my pocket and handed it to her: "Then eat something healthy."

She actually refused: "The middle core of jujube is too big, which is relatively deficient."

I said, "It's not a stone in the middle, it's almonds."

I quite like this milk jujube.

Layered, thick milk fragrance, sweet red dates, crisp almonds. Lips and teeth are like reading a novel, and each bite has a different taste.

Needless to say, the nutrients are: red dates tonify qi, milk is rich in protein, nuts contain zinc, and all kinds of vitamins are complete.

Its outer packaging is very simple, just a plastic bag, but the details inside are very good, and it is packaged in a single small bag. It is very appropriate to put two in your pocket when you go out. When hypoglycemia is severe, you are hungry. When you are greedy, you can only eat two tablets. Otherwise, this thing will be tempting to commit crimes and eat them one by one. Losing weight in an instant is a joke.

After eating, my girlfriend asked me for another one and I gave it to myself.