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Beg a joke and tell it in class! Be very funny or cold

Once upon a time, three people ventured into a barren mountain and accidentally met a cannibal tribe. The chief of the cannibal tribe told them, "You three find 1 round things on this mountain and stuff them in your nostrils, so I won't eat you." So the three men went to look for it. The first man found ten apples and couldn't fit them in. It was heaven. The second man found ten soybeans, and when he stuffed them into the ninth one, they gushed out and went to heaven. Let's not talk about the third person. When the second person went to heaven, the first person asked, "Didn't you find soybeans back? Should be able to get out alive. "The second man cried when he heard this:" I don't want to die. The key is that I saw the third man bring back ten watermelons … I couldn't hold back! “