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Lose weight, shut up and take your legs.
2. stick to it no matter how difficult it is! No excuses!
3. One second you talk about losing weight, and the next you get full. This is cute, but if it is always like this, I believe it is a defect of will.
4. I have a desire to lose weight every time I have a full meal.
5. whether you try hard to lose weight depends on how handsome the person you want to pick up is.
6. Keeping beautiful is a woman's lifelong career.
7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.
8. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You are not qualified to compare this with that before you lose weight!
9. It's easy to lose weight. Just get used to being hungry. There are no fat people in the concentration camp.
1. How dare you be fat when you are ugly?
11. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.
12. Losing weight is always thought to be extremely difficult. To be honest, it is very painful at the beginning of losing weight, but it becomes easier when you find a method that suits you.
13. prove your ability: you can lose weight, but what can't you do?
14. In fact, to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more. Choose a method that you believe in yourself, and stick to it, and it will be effective.
15. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
16. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.
17. Losing weight has many advantages: it will help you form a normal eating habit every day, don't eat too much, and exercise every day is good for your health. So you can have fun, not only losing weight but also increasing your life span.
18. No matter how many handsome guys can stop me from losing weight, I can't get rid of your heart without losing weight.
19. I sweated through hard work, and a pack of snacks was weak.
2. Just like watching a boy who likes himself be taken away by a girl who hates herself?
Keep your mouth shut and take your legs (Part II)
21. How can you be so shameless and eat?
22. Sentences that motivate people to lose weight
23. Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
24. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.
25. Think about the sisters who support you in the school!
26. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of a rebound.
27. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has gained weight for many years.
28. A moment's enjoyment in the mouth will make a lifetime of fat on the buttocks.
29. I dare not grin when taking pictures, right? I dare not wear light pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it's vegetarian, and symbolically! Can't help it! He's skinny! Small stomach! If you don't restrain yourself, envy others all your life!
3. Actually, I will lose weight. I just put on weight for a while and have fun.
31. Losing weight is to prove that you are actually excellent!
32. A man who deserves to like himself can only be someone else's.
33. Don't lose weight, ugliness is not the fault of meat at all!
34. The fat on your body is the punishment for losing weight every time you say it next time.
35. No matter your age, beauty is necessary to lose weight, and there is no excuse. If you can fatten yourself up, you must be able to lose weight. You should know how picky this society is about women ~ ~ ~ You must be thin ~ Don't think too much!
36. Tired heart is the cruelest way to lose weight.
37. Overeating is a shameful act and a waste of national food. Think of those who are starving!
38. After the local tyrant lost weight successfully, everyone called him Hao
39. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? Have the face to eat? Don't you feel sick of yourself? Do you still want face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?
4. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .
Keep your mouth shut and take your legs (Part 3)
41. Think about beautiful clothes. What size do you wear, Adiu? It's not shameful. You must cut it down! ! ! ! ! !
42. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, and at most it is an aid, but it is impossible for you to lose weight by exercise.
43. The big S is to eat a banana a day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it! Why can't you if others can?
44. You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day?
45. If you don't lose weight today, you will be sad tomorrow!
46. You should cheer yourself up and prove to yourself and some people that even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
47. Your boyfriend won't want you if you are fatter! Think of him as saying that you are fat and cute! It's true to say that your physique is just right! You don't have a brain or something! Your boyfriend wants 17CM2J. Don't you look cute?
49. If a girl can't even control her own weight, how can she control her own life!
5. In order to put on fresh shorts and vest!
51. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.
52. Fatso, you deserve to be laughed at and not wanted by men!
53. I hate those who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that they are so fat. I want to lose weight. Why do you want to lose weight? ! !
54. Success comes naturally, and there will inevitably be failures before success. However, as long as we can overcome difficulties and make unremitting efforts, then success is just around the corner.
55. When your desire for perfect figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
56. Man, you say I'm fat, I lose weight, you say I'm ugly, I have plastic surgery, you say I'm poor, and I'll earn money. You think I'll choose
57. When I'm hungry, I'll think, "YEAH! The fat is burning! "
58. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and go to bed if you are hungry.
59. People who can't control their mouths should not lose weight noisily! Serve you right! Fatso!
6. People lose weight, waist and thighs. Why do you have to start with brain cells?
Start to lose weight and motivate your copywriting talk
Start to lose weight and motivate your copywriting talk 1
1. It's not good to just fantasize about yourself losing weight, but not to work hard!
2. Although you can use photoshop, it is very troublesome to archive every photo after PS.
3. the word "losing weight" is quite distracting when it comes to wanting to be involved.
4. Actually, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in and stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use suspecting from the beginning.
5. It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong
6. What needs to lose weight most is not your body, but your desire.
7. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has failed to gain weight for many years.
8. Why treat yourself badly in order to lose weight
9. Look at the beautiful women living more moist, why?
1. don't just fantasize about how thin you are without making efforts.
11. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but didn't give me a mouth to lose weight.
12. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure?
13. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!
14. Girls are always losing weight unless they meet a boy they like.
15. I take a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can I be disqualified as a fat man?
16. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat all my life.
17. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat something to take care of your health, she makes excuses to try not to eat! ! ! Even if you eat it, it's vegetarian, and symbolically! ! ! Can't help it! He's skinny! Small stomach! ! ! If you don't fucking restrain yourself, you will envy others all your life! ! !
18. If you can't control your mouth, don't make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure disgusting?
19. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.
2. The cat said to the tiger: Look at you, you are bigger than me, but no one likes you. Look at me, I am held by people every day. How nice! Lose weight quickly. Tiger: No matter what, I am also the king of the forest, and you have to be in my charge.
Start to lose weight and motivate yourself. Part II
21. We are obese and overnourished, so it won't matter if we eat less!
22. Losing weight is always thought to be extremely difficult. To be honest, it is very painful at the beginning of losing weight, but it becomes easier when you find a method that suits you.
23. A man who deserves to like himself can only be someone else's.
24. Treat all delicious food as poison and resolutely refuse to watch, take or eat it.
25. If you are thin, you can wear everything. If you are fat, you can wear everything for nothing.
26. You just like watching the boy you like be taken away by the girl you hate?
27. Don't just add in life. In interpersonal communication, you should always lose weight and detoxify, so that you can easily follow the future path.
28. When you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window; When you are happiest, someone is suffering from illness, fighting and struggling with death.
29.- "Girl, I like your fleshy appearance. Let's not lose weight, shall we?"
3. Black and fat, two words, life is ruined
31. Fat people have no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are a kind-hearted fat person! !
32. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no money! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.
33. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.
34. Tired heart is the cruelest way to lose weight.
35. Fat people are shouting and thin people are doing such things.
36. A woman who loves food! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Can you die? How long has it been since I didn't eat? Since I was a child, have I lost you? How can it be so? Shameless, eat, look at your fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat! Fat bitch!
37. The fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his heart is beautiful, and that shameful title will never be removed.
38. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
39. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
4. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.
Start to lose weight and motivate yourself. Part 3
41. Look at the beautiful women living more moist. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and she can pick up more than 1 cars at a time.
42. Do you know how others get through it when they see that they have lost weight?
43. The word "losing weight" is only said to scare those meats.
44. Those who want to lose weight but have no willpower like eating are hopeless.
45. Don't you want others to say that you are beautiful, you sing well … and add the attribute chubby when you have all the advantages?
46. Keep at it no matter how hard it is! No excuses!
47. You see the thin man clamoring for losing weight, the schoolmaster complaining that he failed the exam again, the local tyrant frowning and crying for poverty, and the goddess showing off himself in Weibo
48. Persistence is victory!
49. No matter your age, beauty is necessary to lose weight, and there is no excuse. If you can fatten yourself up, you must be able to lose weight. You should know how picky this society is about women ~ ~ ~ You must be thin ~ Don't think too much!
5. I just like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?
51. Isn't this pure disgusting? Serve you right! Fatso!
52. For the lofty thing of losing weight, we'd better wait until we are full.
53. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.
54. Do you often feel that you have eaten another month unconsciously, and then you begin to regret it! So have you ever thought that if I eat less and exercise more this month, will I lose a little weight? We always complain about the hard time when we lose weight, but in fact, a few months will pass by by by correcting our mentality and biting our teeth!
55. Everyone should remember that losing weight affects the understanding of work, and it is precisely because you gain weight that you live a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We can't be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!
56. Losing weight is the second most important thing in life, and the first one is eating and drinking.
57. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
58. All kinds of vegetables are health treasures, and you can adjust your diet. Cabbage diuresis detoxifies toxins, cucumber is effective in losing weight, leek is warm and appetizing, and in summer, eating loofah can clear the veins, and celery can lower blood pressure. I wish you good health and a good summer.
59. Only when the desire for a beautiful figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can you lose weight successfully.
6. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
Humorous Copywriting Suitable for Weight-loss Encouragement
Humorous Copywriting Suitable for Weight-loss Encouragement
1. Not just for clothes, not just for food, not just for love
2. Many people are asking me how to lose weight. In fact, there is no shortcut to lose weight, just exercise and dieting. This is my secret book.
3. If you control your appetite and eat less, what can you do? Can you die? They have capital to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you only have to endure hunger. If you don't be hard on yourself, others will be hard on you!
4. No matter your age, beauty is a must, and there is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will lose weight. Women in their thirties should be more intelligent than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women, and you must be thin and don't think too much!
5. You see the thin man clamoring for losing weight, the schoolmaster complaining that he failed the exam again, the local tyrant frowning and crying for poverty, and the goddess showing off herself in Weibo
6. Do you know why no one likes you? Because you are fat!
7. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!
8. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat all my life.
9. I'm going to wear a sleeveless mini skirt in the next summer, the next summer and the next summer, so I won't be depressed when I take pictures, and I won't be in a dilemma about whether to go to the class reunion.
1. The saddest thing is that you have a skinny figure and a plump face. Is there wood?
11. At the best age,
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