Parent-child funny sitcom script

Minister Wu is wearing an old military uniform and his beard is smooth and smooth. He found Xiao Chai who was photographed at the cultural station: Come, Xiao Chai, take a picture for us. When the photos were developed, he ordered, give me two sizes. When the photo was released, he said, give me a black border. Xiaochai was really a little confused and said in surprise, Minister Wu, isn't that a portrait? !

I want a portrait!

But your body is still so-

Our bodies are also a big explosion. Does this look like mine? This is a portrait of my brother. My brother died in the army for many years and never had a portrait.

Minister Wu, are you kidding?

Who's kidding you? Minister Wu is a little angry. Aren't you sad?