Tell a joke.

1, it's Valentine's Day. My brother asked my sister, What flowers do you like? My sister said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. My brother asked eagerly, which two kinds? I'll give it to you! Sister bowed her head and whispered: if you have money, you can spend it casually! My brother said foolishly, you are so beautiful! Sister asked charmingly, where am I beautiful? Brother said affectionately, good thinking. When I was walking to the station this morning, suddenly a thief rushed over and grabbed an old lady's gold necklace at a speed of 9.9 seconds. Sure, I'll help chase the thief right away. Then grandma suddenly said, "Are you kidding? You are robbing fakes. " . I thought to myself, Grandma, you must be joking. I stopped chasing after hearing her say that. At the same time, the thief also threw the "fake gold chain" on the ground. After that, grandma ran to pick up the gold chain at a speed of 9.9 seconds, and added: "You are so stupid, grandma, I am dozens of years old. Is it difficult to wear fakes? " My friends and I laughed at once until tears welled up in our eyes. Wow, that's great. If I were a thief, I would vomit blood when I heard the old woman say that. An ugly girl has never been married, hoping to be abducted. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. What can't be sold? The kidnapper wanted to send her back, but the ugly girl insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and said to his partner, let's go, don't want the car! Sister: "Little sister, what are you doing?" Sister: "I am writing to my good friend Dawa." Sister: "Can you write before school?" Sister: "It doesn't matter, because Dawa can't read."