Funny jokes about the Three Kingdoms Killing, preferably in the form of dialogue ~

1. Da Qiao held Yue Ying's hand and sighed softly. "I like a woman." "You finally got the hang of it and fell in love again. Who is it? " "She is very beautiful." "Well, dixin Xiao and Rong's stories are all beautiful. Is it Zhen Ji? She is very beautiful. " "She has her own temperament, which is different from ordinary beauty." "Zhu Rong? She is the most elegant woman I have ever seen, not one of them. Obviously, she is a very gentle woman, but with all kinds of wild beauty, she also looks like a queen. " "Is there a man infatuated with her?" "Is there a fragrant girl?" There are men who are willing to pay for her. So you like the story of diusim. She has become a wife. So you like your sister Xiao Qiao. Her man knows destiny, knows destiny. Do you like spring flowers? "Elder sister, what are you going to do? I like you. You are so smart at ordinary times, how can you be so stupid at this time? Cry to death, okay? Is it easy for me to confess once? "

Zhuge Liang poured himself a glass of wine. "I fell in love with someone." He paused for a moment and finally spoke. "..." "He is wearing a ribbon scarf, which is very romantic," Zhuge said. "No, not Zhou Yu." "..." Zhuge said, "He is planning to change his life." . "No, it's not Sima Yi." "..." Zhuge said, "He has gossip, and I have it all over the world." "No, not Guo Jia." "..." Zhuge said, "He uses his cards to the best of his ability, and he can eat black and red." "He is not the master of Liu Bei." "..." "The most important thing is that he has a clever plan, and he can see through Gan Kun." Zhuge gulped it down and said, "Huang Yueying is finished." "..." "... well, you don't understand. "bang! General Huang Yueying broke into the house and grabbed Zhuge Liang by the collar: "Zhuge Liang, I ask myself, my face and brain are not disabled. I have been very kind to you these years, and now I complain about his portrait when I was young at home every day. You are so funny! ! ! ! ! "

Wei Wendi called Chen Wang to the front. "I fell in love with someone." Cao Pi talked while cutting sugar cane. "Oh?" Cao Zhi's eyes widened. "His eyes are very charming." Cao Pi continued to cut sugar cane. "Sima?" "He likes to turn over for fun." "Coss?"

He drinks heavily. "Dong ... Dong Zhuo?" "He is still so wet." The story of diusim? "His favorite color is plum blossom." "Sister in law? Eldest brother, I know you are sad that your sister-in-law is gone ... ""... "Bang! Xelloss threw a cane and grabbed Cao Zhi by the collar: "Cao Zijian, do you know how much courage it takes for eldest brother to show his white face? ! Please stop fooling around here, for we are all born in the same mother's sake! !

Cao Cao invited Xiao Qiao to the pub. "I fell in love with someone." Cao Cao had a stomachache for three times and finally spoke. "Oh?" Xiao Qiao fiddled with his skirt and said. "I am with him, which will give each other a headache." Guo Jia? "He always gives me a lot of cards when he is beaten." Guo Jia? "No one wants to hit him when he puts on the eight diagrams." Guo Jia? "He laughs when he sees others hanging lightning." Guo Jia? "He is already a wife." "Or Guo Jia?" "............" Bang! Cao Cao lifted the table and grabbed Xiao Qiao's skirt: "Xiao Qiao Xiaomei, do you know how much courage it takes for Lao Zi to show white?" ! Try color blindness for Lao tze again! ! "

5. Zhang Jiao called Shu Yuan to a pub to drink. "I fell in love with someone." Opening Angle with your eyes closed, suddenly said. "Oh?" Yuan Shu took a glance at the opening angle. "He touched many cards and threw many cards in each round." "Sun Quan?" "And it may break out every round." Huang Yueying? "Even though it is brittle outside the circle, it gives me a lot of flash." "Yu Ji?" "But fortunately, sometimes someone helps him." "Don't you want to have a threesome with Cao Liu! I don't know if they are good. " "................................................................................................................................................................................ you give Lao tze obscene play dumb again! !"