What humorous sentences are there to describe yourself as tired to paralysis?

1, monotonous, boring, boring, just like compasses!

Sometimes, I miss you crazily, but I really don't love you.

3, survival is suffering, living is purgatory, and we have nowhere to escape.

There has always been an English song in that cafe. It is a hoarse male voice, which rings repeatedly in the autumn afternoon sun, making people sad.

There are always half people in the world who don't understand the happiness of the other half.

6. Dreams are often contrary to reality, so people would rather indulge in hypocrisy.

7. I am so tired that I dance with the machine when I walk, and I twitch when I eat noodles.

8. Many times, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously!

9. If I become a memory, please let me leave your life.

10, I want to live a quiet life, do a very stable job, find someone to love and get married.