The funniest April Fools’ Day jokes

The funniest April Fool’s Day jokes

The funniest April Fool’s Day jokes. Most people like to play tricks on others on April Fool’s Day. April Fool’s Day is also called Ten Thousand Fools’ Day. April's Day is a traditional Western festival, and it is also a traditional American folk festival. Check out the funniest April Fools' Day jokes and related information below. The funniest April Fools' Day jokes 1

Super funny April Fools' Day humorous jokes (1)

1. A science teacher was assigned to work in a remote mountain village school. In the first class, he told the students what modern science is and how it promotes human progress. He also talks about spaceships and how humans landed on the moon. After class, he asked the students if they had any questions.

“Teacher,” a student asked, “when will our village be accessible by bus?”

2. Once, a worker asked his friend: "What functions does your watch have?"

His friend replied: "My watch has many functions. It is waterproof, dustproof and shockproof." The friend said excitedly.

"Oh, where is your watch? Let me see." The worker asked.

His friend said, "I'm sorry, but it's a pity that it's not theft-proof."

3. At the birthday celebration of a 90-year-old birthday star, a 20-year-old young man The man walked up to the birthday boy and wished, "I hope to see you again at your 100th birthday celebration."

The old birthday boy smiled and said, "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to wait until that day, because you are now You’re still so young, and you look so healthy and energetic!”

4. The boss frowned, looked at the financial report handed over by the secretary and said, “This year’s employee wages need to be US$1,000,000? Isn’t that a little too much? "

"Boss, last year the group opened five more subsidiaries, and the number of employees increased a lot. This is the most conservative number," said the new secretary.

“Can you think of a way to reduce the salary expenses for employees by half?” the boss said.

The secretary quietly withdrew, and then crossed out the next three zeros from "1000000" in the report materials.

5. A fool was running along the road carrying a basket with 12 eggs in it. Suddenly, Idiot met a person named Idiot. The fool thought he was smarter than the fool, so he blocked the way and said: "Test your intelligence.

As long as you guess what is in my basket, I will give you six eggs. If you If you can guess how many eggs are inside, I will give you all 12 eggs." After that, he laughed proudly. The fool looked at the fool with disdain and mocked: "Isn't this embarrassing, can you give me a few more tips?"

Super funny April Fools' Day humorous jokes (2)

1. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves slap your feet, and you look more flawless! Facing the morning glow in the east, you look like a sea spray! Not an acquaintance. It's hard to see that you are a fool!

2. I am stumped by a question. I think only you can help me. I ask: What does the phrase "pig shit blocking the aisle" mean? Be sure to think it over again and tell me if you know it.

3. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Emperor Zhenwu, but was stopped by two generals, Turtle and Snake, at the door. Guan Yu asked why, and the tortoise general said that anyone guilty of drinking, sex, and wealth would not be allowed in. You warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong, and Cao Cao gave you a beautiful maid.

Guan Yu was shocked: I don’t see that you, a turtle, are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.

4. Bajie Huazhai has never returned. On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you send a message, it will be Bajie. If you don’t reply, it will be a goblin!

5. There is a company that wants to ask you to be our model. You have the final say on the salary, because the boss of that company said it must be you! Just contact the pig feed company if you agree.

6. April Fool’s Day is here, the clever ones cheat money and money, the romantic ones cheat love and embrace, the silly ones cheat puppies and tease birds, the mentally retarded ones are still laughing after being fooled, and the stupid ones are fooled. I looked at my phone and said: Wow, this text message is so funny!

7. There is a group of distinguished people in the far east. Their occupation is fishing. They call themselves fishermen. I heard that you are one of them. As a member of the fishing community, your fishermen’s festival is coming soon, have fun!

8. I always say that I dissatisfy you. I never show care or give gifts during the festival. April Fool’s Day is coming soon. Come on, I’ll give you a ring. Don’t be afraid to wear it quickly: 48K pure iron!!

9. On April Fool’s Day, an old cow came to you, stepped on you angrily, and said angrily: This is the first time, how many times have I told you, don’t steal my feces anymore!!! The funniest April Fool’s Day joke 2

"I am too sick"

The absent-minded professor fell ill and had to be admitted to the hospital. When the doctor came to the door of his ward, the nurse said: "Professor, the doctor is here." The poor professor snorted and said: "Tell him I can't see him now. I am too sick."

< p> "The flute calls for help"

Dad is playing the flute for fun. His son suddenly shouted: "Dad, the flute is itching when you blow it, and it is so itchy that it keeps screaming. Just let it go!" The father asked, "What did you say?" The son said, "Okay. Now it is no longer called "Help"

"The Same Mother"

Billy and his brother David were in the same class again, and one day the teacher assigned them to write an essay. , the title was "My Mother". After David finished writing, Billy took it to read over.

The next day the teacher asked Billy: Why is your composition exactly the same as David's?

Billy replied: Our mother is the same person, isn't she?

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"See What You're Missing"

My deskmate said he could tell what I was missing through his nails, so I showed him my nails.

He painted my thumb black and the other nails orange.

The other hand was painted red, and then he asked me if I could see anything missing. I said, "I didn't see it."

Him: "You are so short-sighted!"

"It's funny to be stupid, but it's reasonable to be lazy"

1. A person I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something, but when I arrived at the hospital, my tire blew out.

He was repairing the tire there and accidentally lost the four screws on the tire into the sewer.

What to do, he muttered in annoyance.

A mentally ill person passed by, looked at it and said, "Take out one screw from each of the remaining three tires, put them on the spare tire, then slowly drive to the city and find a repair shop. It's okay if you have a car."

The man suddenly realized, "How come you are so smart and stay in a mental hospital?"

The patient said: "I have a mental problem. , That’s why I stay here, not because I’m stupid!”

2. Once upon a time, there was a lazy man who only enjoyed eating and playing all year round and did not like to work.

When the autumn harvest season comes, the weeds in his field are taller than the rice. He saw that the rice in other people's fields was growing well.

Then he ran to the edge of the field angrily, stamped his feet and cursed at the crops: "Crops, crops, you are so heartless! You must be afraid of the sun. The weeds in the fields grow longer than You are still tall; if you say you are afraid of hurting your old roots, I have never hoeed you; if you say you are afraid of getting dirty, I have never burned shit on you. How can you say I am sorry for you?"

3. There is a person who is arrogant and never wants to let others.

One day, he was walking on the street, and someone came from the opposite side and did not give way to him.

Of course he refused to give in, so the two of them faced each other in a stalemate.

After a long time, the man's father came to him and asked him anxiously: "Why are you standing here? Your family is waiting for you to buy rice and go back to cook!"

Son: "I can't leave, this person won't give way to me!"

Father: "Then you go buy rice, and I will stand here for you to see who makes way for whom in the end!"

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4. I went to a friend’s house to go home after a wedding banquet. My hat was blown off by the wind on the way, but I was so full that I couldn’t bend down to pick it up, so I had to kick my feet and walk forward.

Seeing a pregnant woman walking towards him, she said, "Please help me pick up my hat."

The pregnant woman glared at him and continued walking forward. He seemed to have something to say. Wu smiled and said: "Haha, I understand, you went to the banquet too!" The funniest April Fool's Day jokes 3

Super funny April Fool's Day humorous jokes

1 , Daniu hurried over and said to Zhuzi: "You still have the heart to play cards! Your wife is having an affair with your best friend!"

After hearing this, Zhuzi was furious and quickly held his hand in his hand. He handed the cards to Daniel and said, "I'll go take a look. You can play a few for me first!"

After a while, Zhuzhu came back and said to Daniel with disdain: "You've been fucking all day long. What all the fuss is about, I don’t even know that man!”

2. Ergou dug a pond next to the house to raise fish. On summer nights, the toads in the pond screamed and made a lot of noise. He had trouble sleeping.

In a fit of anger, he sold Chi Run to someone else. He thought he would be able to sleep peacefully now.

Unexpectedly, when it got dark, the toads continued to make a loud noise.

He was annoyed and angry, and couldn't figure it out. He cursed: It's really weird. The pond has been sold to others. Why is this toad still bothering me?

3. A person passed by a restaurant, and the waiter hurriedly shouted: "Hey sir, let's eat noodles. Our restaurant's egg noodles are very famous. Come have a bowl."

Answer: "Egg noodles, okay, next. "

The waiter hurriedly put the noodles into the pot. Just as he threw them down, he heard, "Here, come and eat next time."

4. There was a smoker who was addicted to smoking and still couldn't bear it. When buying cigarettes, I stared at the ground and searched, finally looking for a cigarette butt.

He stuffed it into his mouth, lit it on fire, and after just one puff, his lips were burned.

He was so angry that he spit out the cigarette butt several feet away and cursed: You are so stingy, you only smoked a little bit of the cigarette.

Collection of April Fools’ Day Jokes – April Fools’ Day Toilet Story

This is an enduring story… This story may be true… Seeing it The annual April Fool's Day is coming again. Will you be the protagonist of this story, or share this story with your friends, or plot another tragedy?

April Fool's Day, we and you Together... Don't go to the toilet on April Fool's Day, really! Just another reminder, this is not a drill, don't go to the toilet!

The old gun went straight to the toilet stupidly, and it was over. , looking for toilet paper, shocked, empty scroll with no paper.

I instantly realized that today was April Fool's Day. Lao Qiang cursed angrily, "Don't bother looking here!" When I was scratching my head anxiously, I found a mobile phone in my pocket. I cried with joy. This was simply the last lifeline. Grass.

So colleague No. 1 called, "I'm in the toilet, no paper, come and help me!"

Colleague replied: "It's April Fool's Day, and someone just called for toilet paper. , why is there someone else? You can’t believe it!” After finishing speaking, he hung up and cursed.

Colleague No. 2 called, "I'm in the toilet, no paper, come and help me!"

Colleague replied: "Today is April Fool's Day, I refuse to go out to work, I'm sorry!" After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone, feeling in pain.

Colleague No. 3 called, "I know today is April Fool's Day. I'm in the toilet and there is no paper. Come and help me quickly. Please believe me!"

Colleague replied: "How could you? Imitate me, you just used this trick to deceive someone, why did you use it without consultation?" After saying this, he hung up, helpless.

Colleague on the phone number 4, dialing... There was a sound from the toilet next door, "Friend, don't count on it, I have been here for three hours, the phone has run out of power, and I am still not out of trouble!"