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What's the difference between men and women in real society?

1, the most important thing for a man is to be strong. Those men who complain at the first failure, feel depressed and fall down and can't get up are definitely not allowed. Men should be able to give women a sense of security. If you find a husband who can't take care of you, you will often cry in front of you about your misfortune and make you suffer the pain that he can actually recover. This is a great failure.

2. loyalty. Needless to say, I believe all women don't want their husbands to have an affair.

3, there is tolerance. You must not find a petty man, even if he loves you. But it's selfish to be jealous because of a little thing, whether it's going out on business with your boss for entertainment, or getting together with friends who haven't been around for years for personal reasons, making a scene after going home or moping around for a long time. Of course, he will say that he is jealous because he loves you, but don't forget to love someone and set her free. Sisters should never be housewives who are left at home by men in various ways and only do laundry and cooking. It's not that housewives are bad, but as women in this society, they should have their own social circle, be independent and strive for self-improvement, and never find men who can't give themselves free space.

4. Good health. Don't ask how powerful and tall that person is, but be sure to be in good health. There is something wrong with a woman's health, which can be called weakness. What do you say if a person is sick all day?

5, don't be a good baby. No one says filial piety is wrong. Filial men are very kind. However, everything between husband and wife is for xxxxxx's advice, and they have no opinion of their own. They always say, "Mom said. . . . . . . Mom said. . . . . . "Such a good baby in front of a mother must be unnecessary. Remember, you married a man, not a man's mother.

6. Love me, love my dog. If a man really loves you, he will love everything about you, including your bad habits, your friends and your family. . . . . If he can't stand your friends or family members' defects in some aspects or are dissatisfied with the people around you, then as a smart woman, he should try to avoid meeting them; If he is demanding, ask you to break up with them, don't hesitate to dump him!

7. Have a stable income. Love is very important, but it should be based on bread. You don't have to be rich, but life must be guaranteed. The so-called but unlike those who have been poor together, if a man can't even get the money to buy milk powder for his children, and he starts to worry about the mortgage next month at the beginning of this month, then you will have to suffer with him.

8. Self-confidence. A man who exudes confidence can make women rely on it with confidence.

9. Appearance matching. Don't ask him to be handsome, but if he doesn't seem to cause public outrage, you can't be a beautiful woman. Find a short, dark fat man around you.

10, careful and interesting. He may not remember your uncle's and brother-in-law's birthdays, but he must remember your birthday and wedding anniversary. These two days are very important in married life. It is best to go out for romance and receive gifts.

1 1, no bad habits. You can smoke a little and drink a little, but not too much. You don't want to go back to face a drunk every day, do you? He still smells of smoke from time to time, right?

12, strong social skills. It doesn't mean that you must take the initiative to laugh at people like that and hold hands like that, and you don't need him to be tough in social affairs, but you can't be shy. When we go out to socialize together, all he knows is to stand aside and giggle, but he can't find a topic to talk to your colleagues. A man who needs you to put on a show will make you lose face.

13, masculine. By male chauvinism, I don't mean male chauvinism. For a man who doesn't do any typical housework at home and reaches for food with his clothes, this is not desirable. Masculinity means that when you are bullied outside, he can stand up for you without hesitation and really protect you. Only this, this man is worthy of your consideration and commitment for life.

14, responsible for. A man must have a sense of responsibility and dare to undertake what he does, whether it is official or private. The kind of man who pushes something on others is not only despicable, but also shameful.

Have a peaceful heart. The world is used to measuring a person's value by his career success. In fact, a person's value lies in whether his existence is important to others. Even if that person can't achieve as brilliant achievements as others in his career, his ordinary life is as important as the people around him, which means that he is valuable. If a man can't look at his gains and losses with a peaceful heart, and he is cynical all day, complaining about social injustice and unfair life, then being with him will also affect your mentality, which will easily make your mind bear extreme pressure and lead to your unhappy life.

What is a woman?

First of all, I can generally say that women evolved from girls. They shoulder the heavy responsibility of breeding the next generation (although men are indispensable, women have paid too much in this "play". )

Secondly, from the perspective. A woman who is a "good woman" is a real woman.

Once upon a time, the good women we talked about were virtuous, loyal, loyal, gentle, tenacious and generous.

You can't be ambitious (a woman without talent is virtue)

A good woman should listen to men in everything, and men's opinions should be her code of conduct.

The greatest achievement of a good woman in life is to find a good home.

A good woman can wait for a changed husband to wake up.

A good woman should not have herself. You should stay indoors.

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With the changes of the times, we call for liberation. However, not everything in ancient times should not be used and inherited, and good things should be kept.

For example, a woman should be virtuous, chaste, gentle, tenacious and generous. Speaking of which, some people may laugh at me for being old-fashioned, but I still don't want to "keep my virginity". What time is it now? This is an era of sexual openness, and we still don't keep chastity. This is the confusion that all of us don't really understand what the two concepts of "sexual openness" and "sex" are.

"Sexual openness" is not random and chaotic sex. If so, from the perspective of interpersonal relationship, ethics will be confused. From a natural point of view, it will make us humans degenerate into the animal kingdom again.

"Sex" should be said to be a kind of physical exercise, a means of reproduction, and an unwise way to relieve the psychological pressure brought by physiological needs. Is the highest sublimation of love. If there is no love, why talk about sex?

But in the real world, there are many young people in love who live together before marriage and have children before marriage. In fact, it seems nothing, but young men and women, have you ever thought that our love really existed before living together and having sex? We didn't do it on a whim, did we? Can you promise anything for each other? Can you take responsibility? ...

Besides, women don't have to find a good home. More importantly, we should be able to create and maintain this beautiful home. This is the meaning of being a woman.

A good family is made up of men and women. A good family atmosphere is the basic condition of a good family. To be a good woman forever, you must know his heart.

I remember reading a book, which is very practical and can talk about a man's heart.

It says: The three gifts that men need most are:

1: A top hat. Send him a hat from time to time, praise him, praise him and worship him.

2. the eyes of faith, even if he does a very stupid thing, you still have to send such eyes.

3. Comfort of life, let him know that you share joys and sorrows with him, and you are the stability of his mind.

For example, if you spend a lot of money on a man's birthday, you might as well knit him a sweater.

When a man goes to work, a woman gives her clothes and tells him in a caring tone, be careful on the road, come back early from work, and then gently kiss each other's face. Make a cup of fragrant hot tea for your beloved before going to work. In the evening, the two embraced each other, exchanged life feelings and comforted each other's hearts. ……

Will someone not cherish such a family atmosphere?

In addition, I would like to advise ladies that men's hearts are also very fragile, and they actually need the coaxing of the woman they love more. -men need to be coaxed more.

Women are flesh and blood made of water, which has long been concluded, and I don't need to go into details. What I want to say is that water has various forms, just like colorful women in the world.

You are destined to fall in love with a woman made of water, and you can't escape.

The most pleasing thing is a woman like dew. Crystal clear and pure as morning dew, delicate and tiny as morning dew, which makes people worry that she will evaporate and melt. Qiong Yao likes to describe such a woman without a trace of fireworks. Therefore, it is not established.

The truth is that morning dew is always so fragile, and many women have had a short morning dew stage in their lives. At that time, she was pure and spotless. Until she grew up, some gray things in her life gradually precipitated and were no longer fresh in the past.

She was lucky to meet her when she was in the morning dew, usually our first love.

Some women are the sea, with the richest appearance and amorous feelings. She is boundless and changeable, and you can never catch the storm or tenderness in her chest. Her gentleness is surging, and her ferocity is unstoppable.

Falling in love with a woman like the sea is unpredictable. On the one hand, you may fall in love with eight women at the same time, which is fresh and exciting. On the other hand, you are fully prepared for the war, nervous and tired, ready to be shattered at any time.

No one can control the sea, you can only try to understand it. Moreover, generally speaking, it is her business to know the sea and then rise and fall with it.

Some women are icebergs. Leng Yan, arrogant, refused to travel thousands of miles and hit people. 99 of 100 were self-defeating and broke their heads. The only exception is that it may melt ice. Once the iceberg melted, the dam collapsed and the Seventh Army was flooded. That kind of enthusiasm and momentum may be a disaster, and you will die together.

Most women are a glass of warm water. When we are hungry, thirsty and sick, nothing can comfort us more than a glass of warm water. Most suitable for ordinary people's stomachs. However, when you are alive and kicking, who will miss a cup of bland warm water?

My favorite form of water is waterfall.

When the waterfall is not a waterfall, it is just a stream in the mountain stream, clear, cheerful and free. When she met a key area with a big gap, she suddenly jumped and flew down. At that time, in addition to her true colors and freshness, she also had a magnificent momentum, which was both rigid and flexible and beautiful. Later, after the glory of flying beads and splashing jade, the waterfall turned into a pool of clear water, exquisite and unfathomable.

The beauty of the waterfall will last a lifetime.

A waterfall woman must be surrounded by men who are not bad. In fact, every man has traces left by the woman he has been with for a long time, from personality to living habits.

If you have heard the story of water dripping on a stone, you will know the tenacity and softness of water. The power of water is far beyond ordinary people's imagination. The so-called good woman is a school, so is the bad woman. As long as you love a woman like water, you will eventually be shaped by water, more or less.

The advantage of women

A woman is a creature that loves beauty. She needs compliments. If her boyfriend praises her less, she will look for this feeling from other men. Is that weird? In fact, we often say that women are more attractive than men. Women are treated as pets. If you lose most of her pets, she will find someone else to replace them. Got it!

Be a woman who can't live without you and make men dizzy. Women know what they want and express their needs in time. So the result is often that such a woman can finally win the favor of men as she wishes.

1, remain independent

It doesn't matter whether she is the CEO of a company or a waitress in a restaurant. She has the most sincere life. She has her own honor, and she doesn't live by begging.

Step 2 don't pester each other

The stars, the moon and the sun all have their own trajectories. Similarly, she will not run around him. When her horoscope shows that his Mercury is moving away from her Venus, she will not date him again. She won't pester him or spy on him. He is not the center of the universe.

3. Mysterious

There is a difference between honesty and frankness. She is honest, but that doesn't mean she needs to confess everything. She put her card on the table not clearly. She knows that being close is inferior-being too close will sow the seeds of disrespect and even boredom.

She will make him impatient.

She doesn't need to see him every night, and she won't leave long messages on his mobile phone. Her name is not at the top of the weekly plan arranged by his secretary. In fact, men are also eager for love. The feeling of longing is also very good.

5. Don't let him see himself.

She tries not to communicate with him when she is confused, and tries not to communicate with him when she is upset. When his thinking is clear, he can express it in a concise way.

6. Arrange your own time independently

She deliberately slowed down, especially when he couldn't wait. She acted at her own pace instead of following the other person's footsteps to avoid being pushed around by him.

7. She keeps a sense of humor.

Her humor can make the other person feel her independent thinking. However, she won't laugh at him or disrespect him.

She is quite confident.

When he praises her, she will say "thank you". She won't stop his praise. She won't ask him what his ex-girlfriend looks like, and she won't be jealous of other women.

9. Her enthusiasm for some things exceeds her need for him.

When he thinks she is not "once you have it, you want nothing more", he thinks she is full of charm. She won't be angry at not seeing him, because she has something to do. In her mind, he has no privilege, no "fixed parking space" and no "dedicated passage". All he got was a "temporary parking space" next to the "parking lot exit".

10, she loves her health.

She pays attention to her appearance and health. How a person maintains his appearance can reflect the degree of self-esteem. If he tells her that he doesn't like red lipstick and it makes her feel good, she will still use it.

Be a woman with personality and let men be chronically poisoned. When a man's drug addiction is provoked, will you be proud of your intelligence and personality? To catch a man, you should not only know the answer, but also have your own personality. Such a woman is the most attractive.

Woman: A human being who can secrete estrogen.

In some cases, it is just a title for women who are mature both physically and mentally.

Some external manifestations of women:

1. Amy: This is the sexual characteristic of all women, regardless of age or race.

2, fickle: sometimes fierce, sometimes gentle, but when it changes, men will never know.

3. Weaknesses: So some people use water to describe women.

The physiological structure of women

In the function of bearing children, women undertake complicated tasks such as pregnancy, childbirth and feeding babies. Therefore, her reproductive system is much more complicated than that of men in structure and physiology. Female reproductive system includes exposed parts such as pubic mound, labia, clitoris, hymen and vaginal orifice, and internal parts such as uterus, fallopian tube, ovary and vagina hidden at the lower end of abdominal cavity.

1. Yin Fu: Yin Fu is in front of the pubic bone, which is a convex part formed by adipose tissue. The upper part is connected with the abdominal wall and the lower part is connected with the labia majora. Adult women have pubic hair on the epidermis of pubic mound.

2. The labia majora: The labia majora is a fatty tissue protruding from the pubic mound to both sides, surrounding the vaginal opening, and the rear ends of both sides meet in front of the anus. The surface is covered by skin, with pubic hair outside, and there is a small gland called vestibular gland on both sides of the lower end of labia majora. Each gland has a catheter, which is located inside the labia minora and on the hymen side. When you are sexually excited, the secretions of two glands are discharged from the catheter, making the vulva smooth.

3. Labia labia minora: On the inside of labia majora, one on the left and one on the right. It is a pair of skin wrinkles, brown in color and different in size, with many wrinkles on the surface and sensitive feeling.

4. Clitoris: The clitoris is a small columnar organ that can erect, located under the joint at the upper end of the labia minora on both sides. Sensory nerve is very rich, which is the most sensitive part of female reproductive organs.

5. Hymen: There is a layer of annular mucosal tissue around the vaginal opening in the middle of the labia minora, which is the hymen. There is a tear in the center of the normal hymen, and menstrual blood flows out of the hymen hole. There are few people with imperforate hymen, which is an abnormal phenomenon. If this happens, it is necessary to perform surgical resection, otherwise menstrual blood will not flow out during adolescence, which will cause menstrual blood to stay in the vagina and uterus.

6. urethral orifice: above the vaginal orifice and below the clitoris, there is a small hole, which is the urethral orifice. The female urethra is very short, located above and parallel to the vagina, and it is connected with the bladder.

7. vagina: vagina is a tubular organ connecting uterus and vulva, about 8? Length 10 cm, very flexible. The vaginal wall is pink and wrinkled. Usually, the front and back walls are attached together, at the top of the vagina, exposing the cervix and cervix. The cervix is the lower end of the uterus. There are urethra and bladder in front of vagina and rectum in the back. Vagina has three functions: (1) is the way to discharge menstrual blood; (2) sexual organs; (3) the path taken by the fetus during delivery.

8. Uterus: The uterus is a pear-shaped organ with a thick wall and a cavity. The size of the uterus varies from person to person, slightly. The adult uterus is about 8 cm long, 5 cm wide and 3 cm thick. The surface of the uterus is covered with a smooth and thin membrane. The main part of the wall is composed of muscles, and the lower end is slightly thinner, which is called cervix, and the top of vagina exposes half of the neck. The middle cavity of the uterus is triangular and small, and the lower end communicates with the vagina through the cervical cavity. The upper end and left and right corners of the cavity are communicated with the fallopian tube cavity. Subofficial cavity is covered with a layer of mucosa called endometrium. Periodic shedding of endometrium is menstruation. The uterus has three functions: (1) is the place where fertilized eggs grow and develop into fetuses; (2) Through the blood circulation of the uterus, supply the nutrition needed by the growing fetus and transport the metabolic waste of the fetus; (3) During childbirth, Fu Zi's contractility forces the fetus to give birth.

9. Fallopian tube: There is a tube about 8- 14 cm long on both sides of the upper end of the uterus. The root of the tube is connected to the uterus, and the opening at the other end has an umbrella-shaped opening, and the lumen is also covered with mucosa. The fallopian tube is where sperm and eggs meet and combine, which is where fertilization takes place. In addition, the fallopian tube also has the function of transporting eggs to the official cavity. If the fallopian tube cavity is closed, it will hinder fertility.

10. Ovary: There is an ovary under the fallopian tube and uterus on both sides. The ovary is ovoid, about 3 cm long, 65438 0.5 cm wide and 65438 0 cm thick. There are many egg cells in the ovary. Although the egg cell is relatively large, it needs to be enlarged to be visible. The function of ovary is to lay eggs and secrete estrogen. This hormone has the function of maintaining the unique physiological phenomenon of women.

The perfect woman in men's eyes

What do men expect from the woman they love? Figure, appearance, ability, family background, personality? Maybe all this is possible, but in reality, finding a perfect woman with all kinds of advantages is a bit ridiculous. From ancient times to the present, men's dreams of a good wife are based on the so-called "beautiful women who can get out of court and get into the kitchen". So in the eyes of contemporary men, what is the woman who is most eager to be his wife?

1, she'd better be elegant and charming forever.

Whether it's a friend's party or your company's New Year's party, her clothes can be inconspicuous, but the bottom line is not to embarrass you in front of everyone. Based on the principle of both internal and external training, she'd better be decent, educated, knowledgeable and tasteful. In addition, if you have white hair, you should dye your hair in time. Don't make yourself too fat to lose weight. Don't use old and cheap underwear to match a cashmere coat with thousands of dollars. Don't be coquettish when making out with you, be neat-please, don't let me see your underwear crack or hole.

Step 2 pay attention

She is not a woman with excessive sexual life, but don't be so calm as not to take marital sex seriously. She has a healthy sexual concept, knows how to take the initiative, and can honestly communicate with you about her feelings about sexual love.

3. Pay attention to family atmosphere

Don't order takeout every day. I will learn some special dishes from my mother and cook for you when I am not busy at work. It doesn't matter whether there is candlelight or not. Knowing a little sewing, your button has dropped, and she can sew it soon. There is love. After the child is born, he insists on breastfeeding and is not afraid of being out of shape.

4. Develop the habit of reading.

It is normal that most married women only read popular or fashionable magazines. It's just that some men have some romantic feelings, like poetry and songs, and hope their other half has the same elegance. Reading is a good thing, of course, reading is not for window dressing. Reading saves her from the sin of ignorance, makes her have more topics with you, and improves her temperament. On the whole, it is still an interesting and beneficial effort.

5. Dream with you occasionally

In the life of necessities, men occasionally overflow some unrealistic dreams. Even if it is too illusory, don't laugh at you mercilessly. When she is in the mood, she will dream with you. Don't worry too much. What normal man is stupid enough to think that a dream will never wake up?

Step 6 be humorous

The gentleness and kindness of a woman is sugar, but if she is sweet blindly, she will kill a man one day. Humor temperament is salt, which is rarely distributed in women's bodies, but once it exists, it can bring out a unique taste-women who can tell one or two adult jokes are certainly more interesting than those who cover their ears when listening to adult jokes.

7. Love me, love my dog

Love you and take the initiative to care about your family. On your parents' birthday, she sends money or buys gifts early; Your brother and sister have something to do, and she is more anxious than you; Poor relatives from your hometown, she won't show disdain, because to despise your relatives is to despise your past and despise you.

8. Full of confidence

Don't be nervous about your relationship with your female friends. I just think you are having an affair and want to abandon her. A confident woman will never be a policeman sniffing around her husband's ass, and she doesn't know what being abandoned is. Even if you really have an affair, she is confident that she can drag you back to her-if she still wants you.

9. tolerate his ordinary.

Don't expect too much from you, and give maximum tolerance to your ordinary and plain. You are not rich or successful, but she is willing to live an ordinary life with you. She is tolerant and well-informed, and won't nag and complain that you are stupid and can't make a lot of money-you know, this is what men are most afraid and annoyed about.

She is strong and independent.

Some men like women to be innocent girl, which can protect them. More men like women to have independent spirit, don't cry easily, don't stick to him all day, so that there will be no friends in her world to chat with except you. Men like to have their own space, in fact, you also hope you have your own space. She is strong and independent, and she is the most beautiful in your heart.

There is no love for no reason in the world. Finally, a man is willing to give up the freedom on his ring finger and take a woman to the red carpet with joy. This woman probably has some touching qualities that he can cherish. So: it is the best to marry home!