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A collection of 50 quotes from friends who take the subway to work due to rising gas prices

A circle of friends who take the subway to work when gas prices rise (Part 1)

1. What is short is the journey, but what is long is life. Traveling by car can help you meet a better version of yourself. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

2. When it was time to refuel the car, I felt very distressed. My money was gone without even realizing it!

3. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

4. My mother said that gas prices were too expensive and I couldn’t afford to drive a car. She said that my mother could also buy a scooter, which would allow me to move forward without using gas.

5. I have watched the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, and I haven’t bought a car yet. Is it still necessary to buy a car?

6. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, why would my dog ??hump me? If it can’t hump me, how would I have the money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical one. I would also like to get a few more dogs.

7. This sudden rise in oil prices has made it even worse for me, who was not already wealthy, and I can no longer turn on the battery.

8. The price of gas is too high and you can’t afford to drive the car. If it’s not necessary, don’t drive the car!

9. I am actually just a bricklayer, and I only buy a car to make a living by moving bricks.

10. The car has been idle for 50 days. Do you want to make money from me? Difficult.

11. Gas prices are too expensive now and I can’t afford to drive. As a result, I got motion sick while riding a bus, and I didn’t get over it for two days.

12. I feel really distressed when I have to refuel the car. Every time I have to refuel, it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars. I feel like I can’t bear all this!

13. Do you have a carpooling partner? You commute from Anqiu to Weifang Economic Zone for work every day. Gas prices are too expensive now. Find a carpooling partner.

14. I don’t have the courage to carry your world, but I seem to have even less courage to leave your world.

15. If you can buy a bicycle and add five tanks of gas, you can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive.

16. The price of gas is too expensive. You can buy a bicycle with one tank of gas, and you can buy a battery car with three tanks of gas!

17. Oil prices are too expensive, target Tesla. The price of oil has risen and people who take the subway to work are talking about it in a circle of friends (Part 2)

18. The price of oil has risen and I can no longer afford to drive. Let’s just do this from now on and travel environmentally and greenly.

19. Oil prices are going to rise again, almost 3 cents. It’s also too expensive. I can’t afford to drive a car. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but it’s too far for a battery car.

I topped it up at 20.92, which scared my legs. I topped it up at 95, and I lost all my money. I topped it up at 98, and three generations of repayments were made.

21. When did the gas price exceed 8 yuan? It was too expensive and I couldn’t afford to drive. I was going to ride to work.

22. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, which will cause the engine to pull (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder will be pulled into deep grooves, resulting in a reduction in pressure, and in severe cases, the crankshaft will tank explosion), if serious, the engine needs to be overhauled

23. I would like to ask if the recent sharp rise in oil prices has something to do with foreign wars, but fortunately I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric vehicles. .

24. I went to fill up on gas yesterday, and the price of gas went up again. As an ordinary citizen, I sincerely hope for world peace.

25. Be Xu Xiake on the wheel. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

26. The price of oil is really too expensive. I can’t afford to pay more than 500 yuan a week!

27. Too expensive! Oil prices are really too expensive. May there be world peace!

29. This is not China Petroleum, it is clearly China Gold

30. All my friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States, and I am shouting that the oil price has risen again.

31. Nowadays, the price of everything is increasing. Oil prices have increased, but wages have not. I can’t stand it anymore.

32. There is no need to meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.

33. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. In one sentence, 95 refills make me lose myself!

34. The car is out of gas, can anyone give me some gas?”. Comments from friends who take the subway to work due to rising gas prices (Part 3)

35. Travel enough Far away, you will meet yourself! Alas, the gas price has risen, but the car is out of gas.

36. The price of gas is too expensive, and people in my workplace are switching to electric cars.

37. I suddenly decided to lose weight. How else would my dog ??come to me?

38. You wouldn’t think that the gas price has gone up. I asked you out just for a ride.

39. We finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price exceeded

40. .Suddenly the price of gas has nothing to do with me. I feel so comfortable at home.

41. This is probably the tragedy of my life. I can’t afford to fill up with gas. From then on, I started walking to work! /p>

42. I really didn’t expect that the price of oil would rise so sharply. Every step of the accelerator is worth a breakfast money

43. As soon as the tachometer turned, my blood pressure went up. This time I really took it. I can’t stand it anymore. The price of gas has risen again.

44. The price of gas is too expensive, so ride a small electric donkey instead.

45. Drive on the road. The beauty never fades. Gas prices are rising, but the car is out of gas.

46. Gas prices are too expensive. Damn it, I can’t afford it anymore.

47. Again, gas prices are expensive, but you must not lose your temperament!

48. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - the most authentic self! . Alas, the gas price has increased, but the car is out of gas.

49. I will not drive my car anymore.

50. Now. The price of oil is too expensive. It used to cost 360 to fill a tank of oil, but now it costs 418. I can hardly afford to fill it up. A collection of 40 funny jokes from car owners about the increase in oil prices

Funny quotes from car owners about the increase in oil prices. Paragraph 1

1. It’s really distressing to have to refuel the car. Every time I have to refuel, I have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars. I feel like I can’t bear all this!

2. The fuel consumption of the car has become a waste.

3. If crude oil goes up, I will go up. If crude oil goes down, I will not go down. I have nothing to do with crude oil. Same!

4. If possible, I really want to travel with you. Maybe it’s an undeveloped and desolate island, or maybe it’s a famous cultural city. We can record each other with our cameras along the way. Smiling faces, and the scenery that belongs to us. We may not eat well, but we still wipe the grease from the corners of each other's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.

5. The dubbing is amazing and fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas.

6. There is no pressure if you can’t make money. For example, if the price of gas goes up, I can’t afford to drive a car.

7. I am actually just a brick mover, and I only buy a car to make a living by moving bricks.

One day 8.3 years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked: "How much does it cost?" I said: "Let's add 1,000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this amount? Let's just fill it up." "No, I still have to buy 2 kilograms of cabbage with the money left." "It's done. I'll get you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you."

The master was stunned for a long time and said, "Damn, you're so awesome. You dare to come to refuel a private car."

9. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

10. Is it because the price of oil is too expensive? There are far fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

11. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle, add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

12. The price of gas is too expensive. People in my workplace are switching to electric vehicles one after another, and I want to switch too.

13. A few years later, oil prices in a certain country continued to skyrocket, reaching Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer needed to buy cars. This principle is the same as saving phone bills to give away mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom offers the following packages: Pre-deposit 100,000 yuan for fuel and get a free domestic car; pre-deposit 200,000 for fuel and get a free mid-range car; pre-deposit 500,000 for fuel and get a free luxury car...

14. Love cars, love life, and enjoy the scenery along the way. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

15. It’s CNOOC Card Member Day again on Wednesday. Now we can only refuel on Member Day. The price of gas is too high and we can’t afford it anymore...

16. The price of gas is now too expensive and we can’t afford it. I got cars, but I got motion sick once on the bus because of the shaking, and I didn’t get over it for two days.

17. Oil is more expensive than pork. If you can afford pork, you can’t afford to drive a car.

18. Now that gas prices have risen so much, you can no longer afford to drive, so wrap up your car and keep it.

19. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

20. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life. Part 2 of funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

21. It’s better not to meet each other. Oil prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

22. During the rare May Day holiday, go on a self-driving trip! Alas, it is a pity that the price of oil has increased. I cannot afford to buy oil and can no longer travel by car.

23. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

24. On a self-driving tour, I will take you, and you will take your money and air tube. The number of places is limited, only three people, and I cannot ride more. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

25. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, but I am ranting about the increase in gas prices.

26. Do you have a carpooling partner? You commute from Anqiu to Weifang Economic Zone for work every day. Gas prices are too expensive now, so find a carpooling partner.

27. I used to hear people say that I couldn’t afford a car, but now I realize: I really can afford to buy a car, but I can’t afford to drive it.

28. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it hurts to fill up.

29. Faced with a gas price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

30. I don’t have the courage to carry your world, but I seem to have even less courage to leave your world.

31. This is not China Petroleum, it is clearly China’s gold

32. Refueling the car, it really hurts, it makes me feel like bleeding, it is really terrible!

33. Oil prices are rising again, making it difficult to drive. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a buck!

34. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

35. People of all ethnic groups across the country welcome the increase in oil prices and say that they have no pressure to increase the oil price and have little impact. After hearing the news that oil prices had risen again for no reason, people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other, applauded and celebrated.

36. The rise in oil prices is still beneficial. My driving habits have improved significantly.

37. Increases in gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway traffic restrictions, and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bicycle! ! !

38. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

39. I would like to ask if the recent sharp increase in oil prices is related to foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric car.

40. I can’t go to distant places for the time being because the gas price is too expensive. A collection of 40 articles on how you feel on WeChat Moments when oil prices rise and shipping costs don’t rise.

If oil prices go up and shipping costs don’t go up, how you feel on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. I found that the price of gasoline has increased. This matter has nothing to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!

2. No matter how expensive the gas price is, I am not afraid anymore. On the fourteenth day of home quarantine due to the epidemic, the car can no longer start. Normally, the car will automatically lose power if it is not used for a week. This time, let it be on the road. Just lie down.

3. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and the price of cemeteries has also increased. From now on, you can eat your own flesh when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

4. The car has not been driven for half a month, and I still refilled the gas in February. I spent 400 yuan to replace the electric car with four Chaowei batteries. It can run for a week in the county when fully charged. , I ride to work every day without getting stuck in traffic.

5. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.

6. Dear new energy car owners, I’m sorry, I was the one who spoke too loudly before. This is not fuel, it’s clearly Xiao Xu’s tears

7. I didn’t expect that one day I also have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.

8. The price of gasoline has gone up, the price of apples has gone up, the price of eggs has gone up, the price of radishes has gone up, the price of instant noodles has gone up... but we still have to live strong because the price of cemeteries has also gone up. . We were delighted to find that not only did the price of air not increase, but there were more and more materials in it...

9. Gas prices are so expensive that we can’t afford to drive a car. If it’s not necessary, the car will still be Don't open it!

10. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

11. I haven’t seen a fuel consumption of 5.1 for a long time. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

12. The current gas price is so expensive that I almost can’t afford to drive.

13. Oil prices have risen again. Let’s replace four wheels with two wheels. It is low-carbon and environmentally friendly.

14. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

15. If I can’t afford to fill up with gas, why is the gas price getting more and more expensive? I will try my best to save money and not go out anymore.

16. Gas prices are skyrocketing, but wages are not going up. Good guy, I feel for the first time that I can’t afford to drive. Nine yuan is too expensive.

17. But never delay my domineering words. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.

18. Watching the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, and I haven’t bought a car yet, is it still necessary to buy a car?

19. We have finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the United States and England that we proposed back then. Let alone other things, at least the oil price has exceeded it.

20. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas. The oil price rises but the freight does not increase. Comments on the mood in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. All we want is to live a better life, and the oil price can drop a little when the international oil price drops.

22. Gas prices are too high, and Honda cars can no longer be driven. Let’s buy a small Honda electric car.

23. Travel far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

24. I have always felt that people should travel. When I was young, while I had the temper to be cool and the capital to show off my personality, I left the city that I saw with my eyes open and closed, escaped from the hustle and bustle around me, and found a place to live. Let the quiet and clean place in your heart become as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that you want to cry, and leave them to your old self.

25. Bad news: Oil prices are rising

26. Suddenly oil prices have nothing to do with me, I feel so comfortable at home.

27. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

28. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.

29. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can’t even refuel. Sometimes I feel so helpless!

30.55, a sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself, and suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.

31. The price of braised chicken in the canteen has increased. My colleagues asked why. The aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has increased. We thought that the braised chicken is not made with gasoline. The aunt said, you don’t want to eat it. Gasoline, my car uses gasoline.

32. If it goes up, it will go up. Gas prices are too expensive and you can’t afford to pay more, so ride a small electric donkey instead.

33. The price of gas is too high and I can’t afford to drive a car. If I take the bus for free for three years, it’s time to save money.

34. The price of gas is so expensive that I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.

35. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gasoline, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles have an affair in their lives!

36. She said that mom can also buy a scooter, which can move forward without oil.

37. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and gas price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.

38. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and so has the price of cemeteries. Eat your own flesh when you're hungry, drink your own blood when you're thirsty, as long as it's free!

39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

40. The price of gas is too high and my family can’t afford to drive. Let’s ride a three-wheeler to work from now on. If the oil price rises, people who take the bus to work will talk about it in their circle of friends

If the oil price rises, they will take the bus to work in their circle of friends. Part 1

1. If I work hard to have you, you know I don’t know how strong the possessiveness is that doesn’t allow anyone to touch a hair on your head.

2. It used to cost about 360 to fill a tank of oil, but now it costs 418 to fill it up. I can’t even fill up the tank anymore.

3. Don’t shout for gas, gas prices are so expensive now!

4. Sleeping posture determines your hairstyle, and gas prices determine your travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

5. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't add oil.

6. You do it, I do it, everyone does it, and encourage cars to enter thousands of homes!

If you top it up at 7.92, you will be fully in debt. If you top it up at 95, you will be bankrupt. If you top it up at 98, you will be repaid by three generations.

8. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it hurts to fill up.

9. Nowadays, the price of everything is increasing. Oil prices have increased, but wages have not. I can’t stand it anymore.

10. The people who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.

11. We have finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the United States and England that we proposed back then. Let alone other things, at least the oil price has exceeded it.

12. Never go on a self-driving trip again in the future... I can’t stand it, I’m so tired that I almost want to commit suicide. Oil prices are rising, making it unaffordable.

13. Faced with a gas price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

14. The rise in oil prices is still beneficial. My driving habits have improved significantly.

15. I haven’t made any money yet, and I haven’t succeeded in losing weight. The price of oil has secretly increased. Although oil is very expensive, I still mustered up the courage to say “top up.”

16. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle, add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

17. I am so poor this month that I can’t even refuel. Part 2 of a circle of friends who take the bus to work when the oil price rises

18. The price of oil is too expensive. I can’t afford to drive the car and can’t afford to fill it up. The price of oil keeps rising, which makes my heart bleed.

19. Oil prices are too expensive, target Tesla.

20. During the rare May Day holiday, go on a self-driving trip! Alas, it is a pity that the price of oil has increased. I cannot afford to buy oil and can no longer travel by car.

21. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!

22. Be Xu Xiake on the wheel. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

23. Gas prices are too expensive now and I can’t afford to drive a car. As a result, I got motion sick when I took a bus and it took me two days to recover.

24. The price of gasoline has gone up, the price of apples has gone up, the price of eggs has gone up, the price of radishes has gone up, the price of instant noodles has gone up... but we still have to live strong because the price of cemeteries has also gone up. . We were delighted to find that not only did the price of air not increase, but there were more and more materials in it...

25. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and so have the prices of cemeteries. . Eat your own flesh when you're hungry, drink your own blood when you're thirsty, as long as it's free!

26. The gas cost has risen to 57, you don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

27. My mother said that gas prices were too expensive and I couldn’t afford to drive a car. She said that my mother could also buy a scooter and move forward without using gas.

28. People of all ethnic groups across the country welcome the increase in oil prices and say that they have no pressure and will have little impact on any increase in oil prices. After hearing the news that oil prices had risen again for no reason, people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other, applauded and celebrated.

29. Oil prices have risen again. Please give workers like us a chance to breathe. The speed of making money cannot keep up with the speed of rising prices.

30. Oil prices determine travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

31. It’s really more expensive to keep a car than to raise a child. When it’s time to refuel, it’s really too expensive, which makes me feel helpless!

32. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back, enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in the leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

33. When you encounter a treasure cave, the mantra to open the door is just one sentence. You blurted out and the door opened. What is that spell? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up!

34. I plan to walk instead of driving in the future, mainly because I can’t afford to drive anymore. Part 3 of the circle of friends who take the bus to work due to rising oil prices

35. Adding water to the fuel tank is a very dangerous approach.

36. A sentence of 95 refills makes an originally poor life even worse! I can't even add oil without any effort!

37. The price of gas has secretly increased again. I am reluctant to buy a piece of clothing. After filling up a tank of gas for 400 yuan, I will never dare to step on it lightly. Gas is so expensive!

38. The current gas price is too expensive. It used to cost about 360 to fill a tank of gas, but now it costs 418 to fill it up. I can hardly afford to fill it up.

39. The gas tank is out of gas. I really want to ride a battery scooter to work, but the gas price is too expensive! It’s really too much to add.

One day 40.3 years later, I drove my private car to refuel.

The master asked: "How much does it cost?" I said: "Add 1,000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this much? Just top it up." "No, I have to buy 2 kilograms of cabbage to save the money." "Yes Yes, I'll give you an invoice later. "No invoice, thank you." Master Leng said for a long time, "Holy shit, I'm so awesome, I even dare to fill up a private car."

41. Another night of no sleep. , I was woken up by a phone call at almost 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and set out to deal with things. The handover was finally completed at almost 10 o'clock. I filled up the car with gas on the way home and found that the gas price had risen again.

42. The price of gas is too expensive. I can’t afford the Volvo anymore.

43. Good news: I don’t use the car, so the increase in oil prices has nothing to do with me.

44. I haven’t made any money yet, but the oil price has changed. The price has increased again, forget it, I can’t afford to drive a car anymore, I can only ride an electric bike now because of my financial situation.

45. A 95 recharge makes people’s legs weak, and makes the already poor life even worse. ! The price of oil has risen again!

46. It’s better not to meet. The price of oil is so expensive, it makes life even worse.

47. The price of oil is too expensive! May the world be peaceful!

48. Travel by car and enjoy the charm. Gas prices have risen, but it’s a pity that the car is out of gas.

49. The advantage of traveling is that you can stay away for a while. You don’t have to take on the trivial responsibilities in daily life. It’s a pity that the gas price has increased and the car is out of gas.

You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.