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What joke is sure to make others laugh? Ask God for help
Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who drove a tractor into the city every day, chugging, chugging, chugging. . . The rabbit always went to the shopkeeper to look for carrots every time he came to town. One day, the little rabbit drove a tractor into the city again and asked the shopkeeper: "Are there any carrots?" The shopkeeper said angrily: "Yes." The little rabbit went home after eating. The next day, the little rabbit came again and asked the shopkeeper: "Are there any carrots?" The shopkeeper said: "You won't come back until your teeth are pulled out tomorrow." The shopkeeper let the rabbit eat it again. On the third day, the little rabbit came again and asked the shopkeeper: "Are there any carrots?" The shopkeeper really came back and pulled out all the little rabbit's teeth. The little rabbit went home without eating the carrot this time. The shop owner thought everything was fine this time. The result? On the fourth day, the little rabbit came again. Asked the shopkeeper: "Is there any carrot juice?" Once upon a time, a group of people went to the hospital for a urine test. There was a man named Wang Qirui, and the nurse was dazzled and thought he was Wang Qiduan. "Wang Qiduan" was called. Those people thought they were being asked to lift the urinal, so they lifted it up. Wang Qirui thought: Are you calling me? Oops, listen to it again! The nurse got a little angry and called "Wang Qiduan" again. Those people thought they were being asked to lift the urinal, so they lifted it up again. Wang Qirui thought: Most of them called me, please listen again! When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she became angry and shouted "Wang Qiduan" loudly. When those people saw that the nurse was angry, they raised their hands to the top of their heads, and Wang Qirui said: "Here." Those people thought they were pouring all the urine on their heads, so they poured all the urine on their heads with a splash. One classmate was asked by the teacher how much 1 + 1 =, and he said he didn’t know. The teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents. He went back to ask his mother, who was playing mahjong, and told him that he had played mahjong seven times tonight. He went back to ask his father, who was reading the newspaper and said that the news was about the President of the United States. What Leiketon said was that he ran to ask his sister, who was taking a shower and said it felt so good! He ran to ask his brother again. His brother was saying to his girlfriend, dear: marry me! The next day, the teacher asked him how much 1 + 1 = and he said 1*** is 7 nonsense. When asked who said it, he said that US President Rexton said it. The teacher then gave him a slap in the face and he said it felt good. ah! The teacher slapped him again and he said, Dear: Marry me! Finally, I wish you a happy New Year. Be sure to have a happy New Year, come on
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