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English classic joke translation (urgent. . . Please use manual. . . )

One day, Jane hurt her arm. She found Mike.

Mike asked her, "Jane, what's wrong with you?" What's the matter? "

"Oh ... when I was walking in the street, I felt the sand fall into my shoes, so I leaned my head against the telephone pole, took off my shoes and shook the sand out. Just then, a madman appeared and hit me hard with a thick stick, "Jane replied."

"Why would he do that?"

"Because he thought I was electrocuted."