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What is the meaning of "eight winds can't blow, but fart comes across the river" in Buddhist scriptures?

What kind of Buddhist scriptures? When did Sakyamuni say this?

This kind of celebrity anecdote can be downloaded from Baidu, Su Yin.

Well, since it's not a Buddhist scripture, it's not my Buddha. Then I can talk about my feelings when I first saw this anecdote. First, let me copy and paste the original story.

It is said that when Su Dongpo worked in Guazhou, he was closely related to Fo Yin, the abbot of Jinshan Temple across a river. They often talk about Zen together. One day, Su Dongpo wrote a poem and sent it to buddhist nun on the other side of the river, asking Zen master Fo Yin to comment on it. The poem goes like this: "The first day was in the sky, and the light was shining." Eight winds can't blow, sit on the purple lotus. "It means that my heart is no longer tempted by the outside world, just like the Buddha sitting on the lotus seat. The "eight styles" in poetry refer to eight situations that people often encounter in their lives, such as weighing, mocking, destroying, fame, profit, decline, suffering and pleasure.

After reading the poem, Fo Yin smiled without a word. Letter hand in the above batch of two words, let buddhist nun back. Su Dongpo opened it and it read "Fart". He was furious and immediately crossed the river by boat to find the theory of Zen master.

At this point, the Zen master has stood by the river waiting for him. Su Dongpo said angrily as soon as he met, "Zen master! We are good friends, it doesn't matter if you don't like my poems, and you can't insult people! "

The Zen master said calmly, "When did I insult you?"

"This is not an insult? You must give me an explanation today. "

The Zen master suddenly laughed: "It's still' the eight winds can't blow'! How can you cross the river with a fart? "

The general trend seems to be that Su Shi is inferior to Fo Yin. However, in my opinion, these two guys are almost as bad. In essence, no one can say who.

First of all, I'd like to mention that Su Shi is purely a pseudo-layman, or he just regards Buddhism and Buddhism as a kind of life adjustment and entertainment, so what he wants to say about consciousness should be saved. So when he was complacent and enjoying his self-satisfaction, he wrote such a poem with his own talent. When he was satirized by Fo Yin, he naturally flew into a rage. He became angry with being poked. It can also be said that this kind of self-entertainment generally needs people with corresponding identities to hold it. At that time, Fo Yin didn't hug him, so he was angry if he couldn't move. In other words, he thinks Fo Yin is not available.

Then he ran to Fo Yin, where Fo Yin was waiting for him. It seems that he is well informed, but in fact, he didn't lose anything by waiting. When he gets there, he can kiss up and go back, and can't wait to sigh a few more words to himself, and he is happy again.

Fo Yin, a monk, looks like a monk, and his social status is also a monk, but that's all. Six roots are unclean, the dust is not broken, just a bald donkey, not in the realm of Buddhism. Otherwise, where did you get so many stories about Su Dongpo being an official? Everyone and Su Dongpo have their own needs, but staying in the world is not required by Buddhism. The first point of the so-called boudoir beings in Buddhism is what the Buddha said. We destroyed all living beings, and all living beings did not know. That is to say, as long as the Buddhas become Buddhas, the Buddhas can be regarded as Buddhas, so the Buddhas have achieved supreme enlightenment. What Mahayana Buddhism says is just like Liang Wudi asking Fulu. Since he wants to bless on earth, how can he get the merits of Buddhism?

Dongpo and Fo Yin are not much different from today's mayors, county magistrates and so-called monks in essence. Perhaps the biggest difference is that the former two are brilliant and famous, while the latter is far away, that's all. A very old story, a very ordinary story, a story that is difficult to arouse interest.

Of course, in the end, I don't know whether this story is fabricated or not, nor has it been verified, but even if it is fabricated, the IQ will be weakened and the essence will not change.

It is understandable that human society will inevitably cover up a fig leaf, and it is wrong to be confused about it. To be like Zhuangzi, it is impossible for people who are not on earth to ask for anything. Generally speaking, there must be an inhuman realm. This is the case. There are fewer such people, at least there can always be several endless years. According to Buddhism itself, a Buddha can only be produced after many robberies. Hundreds of millions of years are just idle, so they are endless years. No matter how ridiculous it seems to us, we always know that the probability can be ignored, so we will not be fooled by cults. To put it bluntly, people need to be religious, so everyone is similar. Why should we believe you? Why don't I believe in myself? So live your own life, don't be brainwashed and played with, and keep an initial heart. That's enough. This life can be regarded as a free body. Well, this is pure nonsense.

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