Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What interesting things have happened to you because of mistaken identity?
What interesting things have happened to you because of mistaken identity?
I am the kind of person who is prone to making mistakes. I have done a lot of stupid things since I was a child.
When I was in high school, I met a weird math teacher. She was a female teacher. She had a very bad memory. She always called people by the wrong names. When she called my name, she had to leave out the last word. I Also very speechless. But I don’t do this to everyone. Because I was physically punished by the teacher when I was a child, I am afraid of the teacher. Therefore, when I see the teacher, I will walk away silently. I will call the teacher if I can't walk. In fact, I don’t even remember the teacher’s last name. It's also a weird one.
Then one day this teacher stopped me and gave me a lecture at the door of another class. Asked me if I had any problem with her. I just thought, if you have any opinions, I don’t even know your last name, okay? And you didn’t mess with me. I tried my best to avoid you. Where did your opinion come from?
But after that time, every time I saw the teacher, I resigned myself to saying hello to him. Then one day, I came out of the bathroom and hurriedly ran to the classroom. I saw a person walking by on the road, and I reflexively called out "Hello, teacher." Then I looked up and saw that it was embarrassing. The girl also looked confused and asked her companion if she looked very old.
After all, we are in the next class and we have a good relationship. Then I was laughed at by my friend for a long time.
In addition, I also have a bit of night blindness, which is the kind where I can’t see clearly at night. Then at that time, I would walk home with my friends in the evening. It was a convenient way. My home was not far from the school. But we are in different classes, so we always have to wait for each other.
Then one night when I was studying late after class, I went to the door to look for her and saw a similar-sized person eating skewers. I reached over from behind, took a skewer, and talked to her while eating. ,Wow, why did you eat so spicy today? Then the man turned around and shocked me. I asked weakly, how much does this string cost?
Anyway, the mistake of admitting someone has happened many times since I was a child. I have tried it no matter how embarrassing it is, and now I have nothing to fear.
- Previous article:You Qiutong's article What's in Yilin? It seems so.
- Next article:Lol's new hero Kay, what's a phonetic egg? Lol's new hero Kay.
- Related articles
- Who can tell me how to change my luck? . I've been remembering things recently. . It sucks. . 200 distributed to high-level people
- Liu Jin revealed that there was no filming! Hengdian collects waste products for a living and wants to end drifting. The money earned is not enough to buy pancakes. what do you think?
- Football kicked the old woman's composition.
- What's wrong with graduate students going home to farm?
- How can product managers and programmers avoid conflicts?
- Xi people's funny topic
- What is the digestive tract made of? Here's your answer.
- Where does Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth collect stories?
- A little joke caused by typos
- Introduction of Yuncheng tourist attractions
1, Shundi mausoleum temple. Shun Di Mausoleum Temple Shun Di Mausoleum Temple (the sixth batch of national protection) Time: Yuan to Qing Address: Na