How to tell interesting stories in English?

1. How to tell humorous stories in English

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2. English translation of "humorous stories"

A humorous story is a story.

Sketches are usually performances, such as Zhao Benshan's short plays.

3. How to tell humorous stories in English?

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Humorous short stories

4. English humorous stories and their translation

Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast and can't bite, because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw a mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; So the mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but I am too old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things that the elderly did when they were young. "

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Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. So the mouse slipped out of its mouth, because the old cat couldn't bite it.

So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have served you for many years, and I am willing to help you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to old people. Remember what old people do when they are young. "

A man went to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the street.

He walked on until he came to a river. This river is very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out and ate it.

Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times.

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A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a box of good apples on the roadside. He said, "I'm not going to eat those apples, because the rich will give me more food and he will give me something delicious." Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the soil.

He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He began to look for food. He found the apples, happily turned them out of the dust and ate them.

Don't throw away good things, you will find them useful next time.

City mouse and country mouse

There were no mice before. They are friends. A mouse lives in the country; Another mouse lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse saw the city mouse; He said, "Be sure to visit me at my house in the country." So the city mouse went. The city mouse said, "This food is not good, and neither is your house. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should leave and live in the city. You will live in a beautiful stone house. You will have delicious food. You must come and see me at my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. This is a very nice house. Delicious food is ready for them. But just as they began to eat, they heard a loud noise. The city mouse cried, "Run! Run! The cat is ing! " They ran away quickly and hid.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. It is better to be happy because of poverty than to be afraid because of wealth. "

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Town mouse and country mouse

Once upon a time, there were two mice. They are good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come to my country home." So the city mouse went. The country mouse took him to his home in the field. It finds all the best food for city mice. The city mouse said, "this dish is not delicious, and your home is not good either." Why do you live in a hole in the field? " You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone and eat delicious food. You should visit my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house is beautiful and delicious food is prepared for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a loud noise. The mouse in the city shouted, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away and hid as fast as possible.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. " Because being poor but happy is better than being rich but living a life of fear. "

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for a penny. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "There are 0 cents here. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there is a policeman standing there. If I think there are four policemen, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Some interesting stories are suitable to be translated into English.

Is little Jack clever? There is a mango tree in Mr Smith's yard. One day, he suspected that the neighbor's children would climb the tree to pick those ripe and delicious fruits, so he left his pet monkey in the tree to watch the tree. This keeps children from getting close to the tree-at least most children do. However, this did not bother little Jack. He came up with a good idea to get Mr Smith's mango. He threw a stone at the monkey, and the monkey became very angry, so it hit back at Little Jack with mango. Is little Jack clever? There is a mango tree in Mr Smith's yard. One day, he suspected that his neighbor's children would climb up his tree to eat those delicious fruits, so he left his pet monkey in the tree to protect it. This keeps children away from trees-at least, most children. However, this did not bother little Jack. He came up with a good idea to get Mr Smith's jeans. He threw stones at the monkey, and the monkey became very angry and threw stones at little Jack.

6. Are there any interesting English stories?

1, Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet."

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiao Ming looked blank ... and then said, "The ant didn't say anything ..."

7. Four English classic funny stories

I know a cold.

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The joke is that we read English, but we can't remember the full text.

A child went to grandpa's house to be a guest. When he was eating, he always found that the dishes were not clean, so he asked grandpa what to wash them with. Grandpa said it was cold.

Water. The child didn't care, but he still couldn't wash it clean. He asked again, and grandpa said it was cold.

It's washed with water. Then he threw the plate to his dog-the dog's name was Leng.

Water.