Funny words that summarize female nerves

1. Do you know why the son of our English teacher is so awesome? Because there are people in our class who were born naturally, and there are people who were born by caesarean section who were aborted! 2. If I didn’t fail the midterm exam, please don’t call me a top student, call me “God of Gamblers!” 3. I want stable grades to be able to withstand the cruelty of the exam and have a home among the piles of top students 4. "Sehun! I listened to my words and decided to dye my hair again." "Well, I know Brother Lu. I will buy a wig next time!!" 5. Three feet of ice is not the same as the cold, and three layers on the lower abdomen are not the same. Greedy.

6. The whole school had no water supply for two days. The next day I found that I didn’t recognize many girls in the class. ——Nan Sheng 7. I want to become fat and become a sea, drowning all the skinny people showing off.

8. If you slap me and then rub my face, do you think I will forgive you? I actually forgave you. 9. Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot! 10. Seeing how serious you are when you lie to me, I won’t argue with you. 11. The difference between friends and besties is: friends will look at each other and smile, and besties will laugh and get to know each other.

12. Maybe one day, when you put on the wedding dress, I have already put on the cassock. 13. Don’t tell me any big truths when I favor my friends! I'm deaf! 14. "Doctor, I seem to be short-sighted." "Then what is the main manifestation?" "Oh, I can't see the money when I open my wallet!" 15. I am neither a goddess nor a cute girl nor a tomboy. I am just pure. The female nerve! ! 16. "Teacher, what was the first bouquet of flowers your husband gave you?" "Yellow roses." "That's chrysanthemums, teacher." Your chrysanthemums are over. 17. Life is so beautiful, you have food, drink, and a computer. 18. "How can you make your deskmate watch the teacher for you if you play with your phone in class?" "Play with your deskmate's phone!" 19. In computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he yelled, "Boss, Change the phone! "20. You are a match made in heaven, one of you pretends to be cool and the other is shameless.

21. "What is the cruelest lyric you have ever heard?" "Build our new Great Wall with our flesh and blood." 22. My signature is "I will fight you for the fat." into "Fat, you win." 23. When Squidward falls in love with Spongebob, I will do my homework! ! 24. Some people say that as long as I look at the person I like and immediately lower my head, does it mean that I like the head teacher?

25. Other people’s abdominal muscles are made by practicing, but mine are made by laughing. 26. There used to be Gongsuo Agarwood and Gongsuo Xinyu, and now there is Gongsuo Liancheng. It is estimated that there will be a Gongsuo Gate soon.

27. The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands by the window with a smile! 28. There are always thirty days or so that I don’t want to go to school. 29. No matter how dirty the toilet is, you are the worst. 30. Rabbits don’t eat the grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us: If rabbits don’t eat, they just eat the grass beside their nests.

31. My sister is not only talented but also has fat around her waist. 32. The working people are the greatest! You can’t just take three days off! Without them there would be no home! Commemorate him for seven days! ! discipline! read! he! 33. A girl like me who can be aggressive, receptive, cute, fierce, loli, uncle, vulgar, shy, unrestrained or arrogant is worthy of you. 34. Prepare to sing: I hope your life is not as good as mine, and you can’t eat well or sleep well. , but also looks particularly old.

——To the people who treat me badly 35. Salary is like a big aunt, one one at a time and gone in about a week 36. Psychological experts once said that 80% of boys touch girls’ hair. It’s because she likes this girl. Eighty percent of girls grabbing a boy’s sleeves means they like this boy. 37. If you buy pants that are too big, it’s easy to pull off your balls. If you buy pants that are small, it’s easy to squeeze your balls. It’s really tiring to be a man. 38. When I was a child, the thickest letters were Love letters; when I grow up, the thickest letters are bank statements. 39. “Why do many people like to show off or express their emotions or status on QQ signatures?” “Because he didn’t add his parents on QQ!” 40. Can you please not make me love you more and more when I love you more and more? 41. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

42. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

43. One day the mistress cried and said to me that I have a mistress. 44. When I held my hand in the shape of a pistol to biubiubiu you, you should say ah ah ah if you love me, pretend to be shot 45. "Teacher, I wrote the wrong word in the exam. "What should I do?" "You can write wrong words, but you won't get points." Teacher, believe it or not, I'll hit you. 46. Yes, yes, yes, it's this look that makes me dislike you, but you can't kill me. 47. "Good students, you can continue." Keep studying.