There was a joke before that the boss asked college students to buy coffee. College students said that the boss was a civil engineer, and then the boss said a bunch of majors.

Leader, please don't ask me what my major is in college. It doesn't matter what kind of major I have since I met you, does it? ...

"Xiao Li, I heard that your major in college is finance?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and open an account for me."

"Leadership, please respect this major, finance is ..."

"Please use Black-Scholes model to deduce the price trend of heavyweights after the introduction of stock index options."

"Leader, which company should I open?"

hydromechanics

"Ray, I heard that your major in college is fluid mechanics?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and get me a glass of water."

"Leadership, please respect this major, fluid mechanics is ..."

"Please talk about the application of non-isentropic steady-state compressible magnetohydrodynamic equation in controlled thermonuclear fusion with continuous plasma confinement."

"Leader, where is the water dispenser?"

electrical engineering

"Xiao Ceng, I heard that your major in college is electrical engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and change the light bulb."

"Leadership, please respect this major, electrical engineering is ..."

"Please talk about the strong coupling high-order nonlinear system of flexible grid-connected variable-speed constant-frequency doubly-fed wind turbines."

"Leader, where is the ladder?"

Computer science and technology

"Xiao Ming, I heard that your major in university is computer science and technology?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and help me move the computer."

"Leadership, please respect this major, computer science is ..."

"Please talk about the application of invalid data recovery in NAS device volume management module."

"Leader, where did you put the computer?"

communication engineering

"Xiao Li, I heard that your major in university is communication engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and charge my phone bill."

"Leadership, please respect this major, communication engineering is ..."

"Please talk about how to modulate digital baseband signal into digital bandpass signal by differential phase shift keying, and find out the signal-to-noise ratio and bit error rate at the output of bandpass filter in coherent demodulation system."

"Leader, how much is it?"

biology

"Xiao Wu, I heard that your major in college is biology?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and help me feed the fish."

"Leadership, please respect this major, biology is ..."

"Please talk about how myocyte enhancer -2 regulates bispecific phosphatase 6 in myocardial and skeletal muscle cells through p38 mitogen-activated protein kinase signaling pathway."

"Leader, where is the fish tank?"

financial management

"Zhou Xiao, I heard that your major in university is financial management?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and get me a calculator."

"Leadership, please respect this major, financial management is ..."

"Please talk about how individual statements and consolidated statements of business combinations under different controls can be handled step by step through multiple transactions."

"Leader, where is the calculator?"

Speak Chinese to people who speak other languages.

"Elephant, I heard that your major in university is teaching Chinese as a foreign language?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, tell a China crosstalk in English."

"Leadership, please respect this major, teaching Chinese as a foreign language is ..."

"Please use valence analysis to talk about the differences between the usage of state psychological verbs, emotional psychological verbs and causative psychological verbs."

"Leader, which paragraph do you want to hear?"

gardening

"Guo, I heard that your major in college is gardening?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, help me water that potted flower."

"Leadership, please respect this major, gardening is ..."

"Please talk about the role of PthA in the pathogenesis of ulcer bacteria and the disease resistance of PthA-nls sweet orange."

"Leadership, where are the flowers?"

civil engineering

"Tang Xiao, I heard that your major in university is civil engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and help me move that pile of bricks."

"Leadership, please respect this major, civil engineering is ..."

"Please talk about the nonlinear static wind stability theory of long-span cable-supported bridges."

"Leadership, where are the bricks?"

Dance direction

"Xiao Liu, I heard that your major in college is director?"

"Yes, leader."

"Well, go and buy me a movie ticket."

"Leadership, please respect this major, the director is ..."

"Please talk about the difference between Eisenstein's montage theory and pudovkin's montage theory."

"Leader, which game to watch?"

Bian Xiao's leader: "Xiao Lin, I heard that your university major is journalism?"

Bian Xiao: "Yes, leadership."

Leader: "Well, help me transfer this WeChat to my circle of friends."

Bian Xiao: "Leader, please respect this major. The news is ... "

Leader: "Please talk about unit news information from three different levels: systemic grammar, semantics and pragmatics, which is based on generalized information theory."

Bian Xiao: "Leader, give me the phone?"