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What are the jokes about teachers fighting?

Leaders:

In * * * month of 20**, I had an argument with my colleague * * *, because Comrade xxx and I started quarreling about * * * and finally hit people. For this matter, Director Wang asked us to go home and write a review at noon that day. Personally, I don't particularly want to. I didn't realize my mistake that day, and I didn't feel wrong in my heart. So I had another fight with him in March 2007 at 65438+.

In fact, no matter how I personally have opinions or dissatisfaction with him, it is impossible to solve this matter in such an extreme way. I have been thinking about it day and night since I came home these days, and I feel that my behavior is childish and impulsive!

I've been looking for articles such as "unity", "team organization" and "personal cultivation" on the Internet these days. After reading a lot, I also understand that being a man should be patient, no matter what you do, you must be patient! The key to a person's elegance is to control his emotions, and hurting people with his mouth is the stupidest behavior. But I didn't do it that day. After the incident, I am here to apologize to the leaders and colleagues. This is my fault, which has affected my colleagues' work! Here I make a profound review!

The process of a person's growth is the process of constantly gaining freedom and learning to manage his emotions. We are not free, usually because of bad emotions from the heart. A person who can control bad emotions is better than a person who can win an ideal city.

Bad emotions hidden in my heart are constantly emerging in my life, and I have to learn to control them. There are too many roads to walk, too many things to experience and too many people to contact in this life. What can my cynicism bring me? I want to learn to look at, tolerate and tolerate everything around me. Learn to be generous, tolerant and meticulous about everything that happens around you.

I should achieve unity, which is a spirit produced by the gathering of various emotions. Unity does not only exist among like-minded people. If you want to be a united and excellent group, you only need to sincerely face everyone in the group and let everyone in the group feel the warmth inside. Learn to find confidence in the appreciation of others, not arrogance; Learn to listen to other people's words, rather than making random comments; Learn to look at other people's remarks objectively, instead of favoring hatred; Learn to discover the advantages of others, not to magnify the disadvantages; Learn to treat others' shortcomings peacefully, not ironically; Learn to make concessions when necessary, rather than haggle over every ounce. As the saying goes, "Be patient for a while and take a step back." Of course, we should help each other, so that we can become a United group!

Any difficulties encountered by the United collective will be solved, because the collective has infinite wisdom that individuals can't match. Friendship generates strength, and harmony creates brilliance. Although each of us is not the best, we can form a best collective-friendship generates strength, harmony creates brilliance, and unity is strength! We are also a team, and unity and cooperation are the basis for the success of all undertakings. Only by relying on the strength of unity can individuals and collectives combine their wishes with the goals of the team, transcend the limitations of individuals and give play to the cooperative role of the collective, resulting in1+1> The effect of 2. We work in the same unit, and everyone's work is relatively independent, which is related to the overall situation. If a person only cares about himself, ignores others and refuses to cooperate with others, it will inevitably affect the combat effectiveness and overall image of the team. People often say: If you stand on your own career, it's like playing chess. Winning or losing depends on each piece. "If you make one wrong move, you will lose the whole game." If you lose the whole game, no matter how powerful the chess pieces are, they are useless.

Personally, I think: "The collective is a big family, and each of us is a member of it. Unity, mutual assistance and friendship are essential moral qualities in life. With these excellent qualities, we can combine them organically. The foundation of team spirit is to respect individual interests and achievements, the core is cooperation, and the highest level is the centripetal force and cohesion of all members, and the unity of individual interests and overall interests, thus ensuring the efficient operation of the organization. Create better efficiency for enterprises and work!

The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. True freedom is manifested in: the firmness of roots, the strength of stems, the swaying of branches, and harmony and unity.

My words and deeds also violate the professional ethics of kindergarten teachers. "In front of children, I perform well and have a good posture, and I set an example for children everywhere." "Dignified appearance, neat dress, dress up in line with professional requirements, elegant speech, civilized manners, warm and kind, be a teacher", "strictly abide by the rules and regulations of the park, observe social ethics, have a harmonious family, care for the collective, maintain unity, respect the elderly and love the young, and do not harm the collective interests." And other specifications.

The basic characteristics of teachers' professional ethics should include progressiveness, demonstration, inheritance and dedication. The teacher's job is to teach and educate people. There will be great achievements in the future, but it is difficult to get immediate results. Teachers are required to have the noble quality of "holding a heart without half a blade of grass". Especially in today's era.

In the future, I will be strict with myself on the following three points:

First of all, we should seriously study political theory, improve theoretical literacy, improve the level of consciousness, and strengthen the tempering of self-thought, morality and quality.

Secondly, we should consciously and strictly implement the two laws and regulations, the Teachers Law and the Teachers' Professional Ethics. Every teacher should know that he must perform his duties and obligations according to law, which is a rigid factor to strengthen the construction of teachers' morality, and this part is mandatory in a sense.

Third, since we have chosen the profession of teachers, we should always take teachers' professional ethics as the criterion, check and urge ourselves, and achieve self-esteem, introspection, self-alarm and self-motivation.

Through this incident, while I am deeply reflecting, I also feel very lucky and I feel that I woke up in time, which is undoubtedly a key turning point in my future life growth. So, here, while I am reviewing the leaders, I also express my heartfelt thanks to you. Through the education, care and expectation of the leaders, I will think twice before doing anything in the future. Live up to the expectations of the leaders.

I won't have any opinion on this matter, no matter how the leader punishes me, deducts my salary or other ways. At the same time, I can express my awakening through my own actions and redouble my efforts to make positive contributions. Please believe me.