Someone came in to help me correct this sentence. Humorous people come in.

Change it to give people goose bumps. .

"Alas ~ people hate Manchester United most ~ but people hate Arsenal very much. . Do you know why? Because, my family was bullied by it. . Damn it. . "

I'm cold and sweaty. . BS, myself. . You can think of such disgusting things. .

Let's have another joke. .

One day, players from Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea took a four-engine plane to play. Suddenly! The pilot told them, "One of the engines is broken! You draw lots to decide who jumps! " The Manchester United player looked at his logo and his expression froze instantly. . So he opened the cabin and shouted, "Manchester United will win!" " "He jumped down. After a while, the pilot told them, "One of the engines is broken! "You will draw lots to decide who will jump!" After reading it, Arsenal shouted: "Long live Arsenal!" So I jumped after a while. . The pilot told them, "Unfortunately, the engine broke down three times!" " You jump! "Chelsea's long whistle:" Chelsea is invincible! Besides, I can also fly a plane. "So I gave up the pilot. .