The Monkey King's hottest sentence.

First, if I become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world. This sentence comes from Wukong's story, which shows exactly a the Monkey King, but a the Monkey King whose personality has been enlarged. Literally, I can see that if I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. Look, most people can't say such a dogmatic statement. Only such a domineering monkey can say it.

Second, eat my old grandson. Everyone likes the Monkey King, and I know they all like the Monkey King who upholds justice. This is what most boys like; Everyone doesn't like the timid the Monkey King. Thus, "eat my old grandson with a stick" came into being. Eat my golden cudgel, only when you fight monsters.

The third sentence, the strong should respect me, and the hero only dares to fight for the first place. This is what he wanted to say to the palace owner Tathagata that day. To tell the truth, this sentence is really crazy, too crazy, so it was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain.

Fourth, what do I need this iron bar for? Sorry, it's a bit superficial to say this sentence; This is a lyric from the song Wukong. I wonder what you think of this sentence?

The fifth sentence, you go to Kun and ask, I am the first demon in the past. Ask all over the world, I am the most awesome monster ever! This sentence makes people feel like saying "wow", which is really arrogant, but this arrogance should be added now, called narcissism.

The sixth sentence, I am. What a surprise. This sentence should not be clear without carefully reading the original text. The Monkey King was wooed by the jade emperor and went to visit the jade emperor in heaven. The jade emperor greeted him and he answered a sentence. The Monkey King answered a word-I am. Then the gods at the bottom were anxious. "You are still' I am' and' I am', but you deserve to die."

The seventh sentence, your grandpa Sun is here. This is what the Monkey King often said when facing monsters in TV series. Monster, your grandson is here. What do you want?

The Monkey King's most classic three sentences

The Monkey King's most classic three sentences, one is angry with the Jade Emperor, the other is angry with Guanyin, and the third is angry with the Buddha.

1, a sentence, "The Jade Emperor-the Emperor takes turns to do it, come to my house this year".

The Monkey King made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. In his own view, this is a brave and fearless struggle. If the Tathagata hadn't come, he might have sat on the throne of Buddha. But in the eyes of the gods in the sky, these are real jokes.

If the old gentleman hadn't taken the lead in running around, his disciples and grandchildren would have seen their grandmaster perform like this, that is, the Monkey King at 100, I'm afraid he would have given in easily outside the worse gate.

Then, when the Monkey King shouted "The Emperor will come to my house by turns this year", he almost stunned the Jade Emperor. Is the location of the jade emperor as you said, and it is quite suitable?

Facing the little monkey king, the jade emperor was so angry that his stomach ached.

2. A sentence that makes Guanyin angry-I have no husband all my life.

Guanyin Bodhisattva painstakingly compiled 8 1 in order to gild the Tang Priest. His goldfish essence, Jin Maohou, a nominal disciple of Black Bear Monster, came out of the mountain before and after, serving as the touchstone of the Buddhist scriptures team. But there is still a big gap between this and 8 1. What should we do?

Guanyin bodhisattva's eyebrows changed, and the old gentleman came out to top two. Sure enough, the old man stood up for the first time and sent his men to create a crisis. He sent two people-Jinjiao and Yinjiao Wang. These two demons have made the Monkey King miserable. King Yinjiao gave the Monkey King three mountains, namely, Mount Sumi, Mount Emei and Mount Tai, which overwhelmed the Monkey King's "Three Dead Gods".

Then, Jinjiao and Yinjiao asked the Monkey King to try again. The Monkey King suffered from jade bottle, purple gourd, fairy rope and banana fan.

If you suffer physically, your mouth will definitely not pass anyone. Therefore, after the Monkey King knew that the mastermind behind it was Guanyin Bodhisattva, he immediately cursed Guanyin and deserved to be a husband for life.

It is an objective fact that Guanyin has no husband, but it still hurts to be cursed. After all, which beautiful woman wants to be said that?

3. A sentence is like an angry laugh-"The Great Sage of Qi Tian is here."

The Monkey King made a bet with the Tathagata that if he won, he could be the Lord of the Three Realms and the Jade Emperor would give up the Heaven. Seeing this, some people may ask, if the Tathagata has no three realms and becomes the first Buddha in the three realms, why should he make decisions for the Jade Emperor?

There is only one reason. The Monkey King can't win at all. Because once in the Tathagata palm this huge enchantment, not to mention the Monkey King, even Guanyin Bodhisattva can't fly out. So, seeing that he won, Tathagata dared to gamble with the Monkey King.

Everything is as expected. The Monkey King jumped in and flew around in his palm like a fly, but suddenly something happened, which caught the Tathagata off guard. The Monkey King saw Tathagata's finger, stopped to pee, and said, "The Great Sage of Qitian came to visit."

Tathagata likes cleanliness best, but suddenly he meets the Monkey King, a little rascal. Like an unscrupulous tourist, he peed and wrote "The Great Sage of Qi Tian is here", which made Tathagata laugh.