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Say a boring and depressing sentence and talk about your mood.
1. If loving me is just your whim, then why should I dwell on the past?
I woke up from my dream, but I still stayed in my dream and refused to face the reality.
If life is water, then work, money and status are cups. They are just tools we use to hold the water of life. The quality of cups cannot affect the quality of water. If you spend all your thoughts on the cup, how can you taste the bitterness and sweetness of water? Isn't that asking for trouble?
Whether waiting for someone is worth it depends on whether the person you are waiting for is sincere.
You bet on the happiness of your life, you should follow me. You are the only person in the world who trusts me so much. How can I let you lose?
6. I am very entangled. All right. If you exceed 50, praise me for cutting my hair short! ! !
7. Publishing for Mao needs to be reviewed. Depressed. .
8. Who can see that my apparent melancholy is actually crying inside?
9. Maybe the life line is too wide, but you can't find the direction of the first few.
10 is an unforgettable time. Or is my heart still waiting?
1 1, read more books when you have time, and maybe you won't have so many worries. Instead of pouring out all your troubles and worries to others and longing for a word or two of comfort that others can't feel, it is better to find inner peace and the answers you want in the book!
12 A melancholy voice, nesting in the ruins of years, sings to me at night. I love you
13, first time to play, having sex with friends for a long time, very depressed. Where is it released?
14, the faint sadness of youth has faded like fog, while Rong Zhi Fengyi has clear eyes and a more calm temperament.
15, the strong can run without tears.
16, how nice it is to be single, no pollution, no troubles.
17, after leaving, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
18, my day, until now, only to find that I forgot to put it down, I am very depressed. }
19, let's go to the actress handshake party. The silly boy in the country said that it was the first time I heard Master Wen talk about this place, but I stepped in first. Today, I was scared in class, and my myopia was helpless. ...
20. One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched every corner of my home, sat gloomily on the ground, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a group message to everyone. I lost my cell phone!
2 1, sometimes you can't say it directly, it's true! No one can understand himself, only he can understand his distress! Hey ~ or you'll get more and more lonely when you grow up!
22. I have saved a place for you in my heart. This place is called passerby. -Look at the signature
23. Whose eyes are wet after parting. Parting, who promised? Parting, who took the thoughts away.
No one can understand the troubles I have experienced. No one can understand. I am lonely, helpless, helpless, distressed, confused and confused. Life is not easy. Every choice I make is important. Please be careful.
25. It's no big deal to fall in love with you, but it's very difficult to forget you.
A very worrying sentence, talk about the mood.
1, afraid to test people's hearts, for fear that the pain is too clear and the injury is too thorough.
2, the sky, like an overturned ink bottle, is deeply dirty; Rain, like ink on paper, can't rain; The window was a mess, and the faint light pierced my sleepy eyes and pulled me back to this world from endless sleep. Another Tuesday, I get up, go to work, get off work and get up. Monotonous days seem to start the cycle mode, but the sky occasionally presents different colors, sometimes it is clear in Wan Li, and sometimes it rains heavily.
I shouldn't be so depressed in my sixties.
4. I look at you like this. My eyes are blue. I look lonely, just like the way you look at him.
5. I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.
6, Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, three days and three nights, three pounds of homework. . . . (depressed)
7. Buddhism is inseparable from world law. All troubles and habits are causal. Only introspection, repentance and correction are the way out.
I don't want to think about it any more, because it was wrong from the beginning. I'm so depressed. I'm going crazy. I want to go out.
9. I believe it doesn't matter that it is because of your melancholy that my feelings are in trouble. I have the courage to be a bad person and defend my love even if I destroy myself.
10, never bear a grudge against a man, after all, he once loved you and hurt you.
1 1. My husband is very depressed today. I have to share something for him. He is also a sentient being in the bitter road, a person with incomplete mind. Share my destiny, so I can't let him suffer any more.
12, remember to keep your memory perfect when it's time to go.
13, once the oath was beautiful and affectionate, and then it was just nonsense.
14, others can only uncover my scars, but they will never feel my pain.
15, Xu Xinbi (@x520x 1997) looked at him with a pale face and a deep melancholy of Kurome Fan. What's the matter with you? Why is this happening?
16, it turns out that our youth, everyone is a dark wound.
17, I want to kill you quickly with my melancholy eyes, sighing beard, invincible windbreaker and messy hair.
18, I feel relieved, but I only feel depressed pain in my chest, like I'm stuffed with cotton, so I can't spit it out, I can't swallow it, I can't say it?
19, Xun Xun, are you being a third wheel? ! See melancholy in vain! !
20. I still can't believe that such a young life has passed away. May there be no more such disturbances in heaven, and may you rest in peace! Ps depression really kills people. When my mother left, I almost jumped from a building because of depression. Now think about yourself at that time. It's really scary! Fortunately, I didn't find a friend to enlighten me or see a psychiatrist. Now I'm glad I'm still alive!
What can you see in front of me?
22. There are so many things that I don't have time to do. You didn't even give me a serious farewell.
23. I've been in a good mood for a long time, and I've finally come to a conclusion about what I've been struggling for a day, thanks and gratitude.
24. We are like a parallel line, always facing away from each other, getting farther and farther.
25. When you hold my hand tightly, at that moment, I decided to only recognize you as my favorite person in my life.
Talk about the mood of blocking the heart
You walked so fast that I didn't have time to tell you that I would be sad without you.
2) It doesn't matter, I can put things in my heart, grind them into water at any time and flow them out of my eyes.
3) The furthest distance in the world is not when I am in front of you, but when I love you, I have to introduce you with a smile.
4) The saddest time is not the roar of heartbreak, but the deepest pain. I can't breathe, my body is shaking and I have to endure tears.
5) I set up special care for you, but you set up access rights for me.
6) The consequence of narcissism is to bring shame to oneself, and the consequence of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes.
7) Everyone has an incomplete story, and each story has an unforgettable person.
8) If you love to come and go whenever you want, the world will become a sea of tears.
9) Don't be like a cigarette. I only order you when I'm bored, and I'll stamp you out when I'm done. Remember, you should be like a drug, let people lead a drunken life for you.
10) you accompany you, quietly separate, at the next intersection.
We met at the wrong time and parted at the right time.
2) In fact, there are many choices in love, and I can also set you free.
3) People who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others.
4) If you are only joking with me, why should I take it seriously?
5) I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.
6) In the darkness, the souls of two tortured people will never be redeemed.
7) I know you still care about me, that's enough. I will wait until the day when you are tired of playing.
8) At the crossroads, we go our separate ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.
9) I don't understand why God let us meet but not let us be together.
10) I'm promiscuous because I've been looking for someone who suits me.
Talk about 1) My leaving will make you happy. If you like, we can make a deal.
2) I picked up the phone and asked if I had eaten, but while typing, I found that we broke up yesterday.
3) I will always be a listener to comfort your pain.
4) I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive me.
5) I envy many people because their companies are long enough and true enough.
6) Our biggest mistake is that we didn't pass each other at the moment we met.
7) Silence is not necessarily golden, sometimes it will miss a lot.
8) Acacia is the most painful, waiting is the most torturous, and parting is the darkest.
9) Sometimes it is a kind of torture to care too much about yourself.
10) There are only a few warmth in my life, and you only have one.
1 1) I have no reason not to let you go and no reason to turn back.
12) My heart began to sink and break, facing everyone's right and wrong.
13) When pain becomes a habit, you will stand up and move on.
14) What I miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.
15) In your hand, there is a red rope for you and me, and a ring for you and her.
16) Your favorite song ended up a little messy. How can I pick it up?
You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.
18) sad early summer, I stood in the sun and looked endless.
19) The man in my memory lives in the old city. He is only a few inches away from me, and he is a little old.
20) You have been ground by me, so I will always be around you.
2 1) Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.
22) What we are defending is a disaster that is hastily refuted, and an illusion that can't be beaten in a lifetime.
23) What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
24) When did you get used to using other people's sentences to describe your feelings?
25) I'm just a passerby who accompanied you crazy for a short carnival.
26) I am not afraid of anything. I'm afraid Qingchuan won't marry, and myna will collapse after hearing this.
27) Did you feel a little lost when you didn't see me?
28) The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love deeply is attached to another person with the same affection.
29) Pointing at my heart, I am proud to tell you that you will be here from now on.
30) When tears fall on my hands, I wonder why I must be with you!
Heart-blocking sentence says mood
First, what should come will come. Don't worry too much. If you lose patience, you will lose more. The way to go is always to go. Never think that you have gone the wrong way, even if you finally turn a big corner. The scenery you see on this road will always belong to you, and no one can take it away.
Second, get used to anyone's hot and cold, and look down on anyone's drifting away.
Third, at a certain age, we must learn to be taciturn, and every sentence should be useful and weighty. Emotions are invisible, big things don't matter, and they have their own bottom line.
Fourth, happy people: sincerely like children. As warm as the sunset. Quiet as the sky.
Five, the most beautiful three days in the world are the day when I am with you, the day when I am with you, and the day when you and I become us!
Sixth, don't force yourself to be a good person for the sake of interpersonal relationship. Be a bad guy who always does good things, not a good guy who can't do bad things.
7. Life is a lot of desires. If the desire is not satisfied, it will be painful. When the desire is satisfied, it is boring. Life will swing between pain and boredom.
8. Faith is struggling, people are thinking, life is advancing, love is continuing, heaven is ahead, the grave is behind, sadness is yesterday, and hope is tomorrow.
Nine, love, very simple. I love you because: I thought of you in one sentence; Miss you in a word; A song thinks of you; A movie thought of you.
Ten, dressed in plain clothes, overlooking the promenade, laughing and singing the world.
I can see the sadness behind your smile and feel the love behind your anger. This kind of person can hold your hand forever.
Twelve, missing makes the old feelings warm, and I am trapped in an empty city that should have left long ago.
Thirteen, gorgeous cars roared by, leaving only mud.
Fourteen, not afraid of sadness, most afraid of emotional.
Fifteen, everyone has a sigh in his heart, indicating dissatisfaction or unwillingness, indicating that he does not believe in this evil.
16. Some people may ask, after reading so many books for so long, girls will eventually return to an ordinary city, do an ordinary job, marry a wife, do laundry and cook, and teach children. Why bother? I think we stick to it, even if we end up in triviality and wash away the lead, the same job, different mood, the same family, but different emotional appeal, and the same offspring have different qualities. -Yang Lan
Seventeen, when you are old, take your lover, find a small town, stay quietly, watch the sun in the alley in the morning, and knock the sunset with a cane at night.
Eighteen, together for a long time, two people's personality will gradually complement each other. The person who loves more will become better and better and more accommodating. The beloved character becomes more and more overbearing. You can still walk together, because one of them is trying to cater to you, and there will always be someone who will change his bottom line to cater to and accommodate you. I am not born with a good temper, but I am particularly afraid of losing you, so the more spoiled you are, the more willing I am to hold you in my arms. In fact, personality disagreement is just an excuse for not loving.
Nineteen, all efforts will not be completely in vain, and how much time and energy you spend is accumulating for the future.
Twenty, don't miss the past too much, because it will bring you sadness; Don't think too much about the future, because it will bring you fear; Living in the moment with a smile will bring happiness.
Twenty-one, we are just passers-by of time, and one day, we will say goodbye to everything.
Sometimes you forgive others just because you still want them in your life.
Twenty-three, yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes, don't always wander in the past memories, live in the past, have knots everywhere, move forward, and have good luck everywhere from now on.
Talking about being in a bad mood.
1, sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes you are a little persistent.
2, is there a person, you don't love him, but he is kind to others and you are unhappy?
3. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you get fat, it's yours.
4. Really, there are many things that you have to be a little crazy to do.
5, why make yourself so embarrassed, in the final analysis, it is not your own grievance.
6. I feel bad and depressed. Sadly, there is no one to tell.
7. We can't get along, but we can't be apart. Do we have to hurt each other to live a wonderful life?
8. I want to be a vegetable who doesn't care, don't ask, don't tell, don't be hypocritical and don't abuse myself.
9, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.
10, in the end, I don't know what I have left, what else.
1 1, why pretend to care when it is obvious that they have nothing to do with each other?
12, people sometimes suddenly become fragile, suddenly unhappy, suddenly caught by a detail in memory, and suddenly fall into deep silence.
13, for a moment, because a person's words are like a pot of cold water, swish, from head to toe.
Sometimes, it is not the pain itself that makes you sad, but your own negative thoughts that make things worse.
15, some people of the opposite sex are not suitable for being lovers, but they are reluctant to give them to others.
16, in fact, I am obviously a pessimist, but I want to squeeze myself into the optimistic crowd. I really feel inferior.
17, I always think too much when I am quiet, and then I am inexplicably unhappy.
18, nothing is eternal, and nothing is long. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.
19, it took me a long time to realize clearly that I had been lovelorn for so long and fell down without any support.
20. I have worked hard for a long time, why can't I see the desired result?
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