Find a little joke in English

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: we played who could lean out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He was injured.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" Asked his mother.

"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? "

" She is the one who sells the candy. "

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She is a candy seller."

English joke

Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. When an American saw it, he laughed at me and said, "Do you

know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex. I've been thinking about

sex all day, and the abbreviation is Adidas) "I was surprised at how he reacted so quickly. When his association was so rich, an old beauty next to me helped me out. He said that there was a famous choir Korn. One of their signature songs is

A.D.I.D.A.S, (All Day I Dream About Sex), so this allusion is familiar to many Americans

! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? " "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his youngest son. The child is at the age when he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see them as four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"