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How to write my whimsy?

How to write my whimsy 1 I have a beautiful and magical picture in my heart, which is my future aquatic restaurant.

You will see a shell-shaped building floating on the vast sea. This is the aquatic restaurant I designed. The bottom of the restaurant is made of new nano-materials, which not only makes the restaurant float on the water and stay in one place all the time, but also adopts new nano-glass materials for the appearance of the whole restaurant, which can automatically adjust the indoor temperature. When the weather is hot, it will automatically absorb heat for storage. When the weather is cold, it will automatically release the stored heat to achieve the effect of warm in winter and cool in summer.

Entering the shell-shaped building, you will first see a giant fountain, and all kinds of colorful fish are playing happily. You seem to have entered a colorful underwater world. There are also many vine elevators in the restaurant. As long as someone passes by, they shout: I want to go up! Vines will automatically hang down, and when people sit still, vines will slowly rise. After entering the restaurant, the robot will warmly welcome you. As long as you step on the red carpet, the red carpet will automatically move forward, with bright lights on both sides, illuminating all kinds of food, including cakes, sandwiches, fruits, and various specialties of aquatic restaurants: fish, lobster, crab and abalone. There is a button next to each food, as long as you press it.

Sitting in the restaurant, you will enjoy the endless and rippling sea. The buttons in the restaurant also have special functions, such as cola, grape juice, iced tea and milk. As long as you press them, the drinks you want will appear on the table. What's even more amazing is that as long as you press the red grass button, the cold dish will automatically heat up.

How do you order? There is a bottle of crystal red wine on the table. Just press it and an electronic menu will appear on the table. After you order, the robot will send it to the table immediately.

Science and technology are developing and human beings are making progress. As long as we are determined from childhood and study hard, the future innovation will definitely belong to us, and I firmly believe that my invention will be realized in the near future!

How to write my whimsy? Now we have remote cooking equipment in our life, but there is no remote cooking equipment! So what should we do? So I want to invent an automatic cooking machine.

This automatic cooking machine is a system consisting of a refrigerator and a special pot, and a secret passage is hidden between the refrigerator and the pot. Let me introduce you.

First of all, after I send out cooking instructions with my mobile phone, the refrigerator will select the corresponding ingredients and enter the first ring of the channel. In this link, the ingredients will fall into the water, and a fake hand will wash away all the dirty things on the ingredients. After cleaning, a steel claw will grab all the ingredients to another passage, where there is a very big knife. Yes, it is the second link, cutting vegetables. That knife can be cut in a few strokes.

The third step is to remove water. A tiny new nano-snake robot enters the food to absorb water, and then the food enters the pot. There are three small pots in the big pot. These three small pots can be adjusted to three different temperatures. You can cook and stir-fry while stewing soup, or you can just open a small pot and cook the rest without boiling.

How's it going? I've heard my own saliva. Do you feel good? Anyway, I hurried to the table to eat. Finally, I tell you that it can cook 3000 kinds of dishes at present, and it can also learn new dishes automatically through the Internet.

How to write my whimsy? What is my whimsy you want to ask me? I'll tell you in private. I want to create a dress that can change people's mentality.

If the teacher wears this dress, when he wants to punish the students, this dress will send a signal to the teacher's heart and the teacher's attitude will be better; If the students who have been punished by corporal punishment also wear this kind of clothes, they will know that they are wrong, and will take the initiative to apologize to the teacher and correct their mistakes, study harder and be a good student.

If this dress is worn on a thief, he will receive a signal when he wants to steal, warning him that stealing is disgraceful, not only harmful to people, but also brings a lot of trouble to society. The police will catch him and punish him. At this time, he will never steal again, he will earn his own living, and he will persuade his former "peers" not to steal again. From then on, everyone abides by the law and the world is at peace.

If you put this dress on a person who likes littering, he will receive a signal to let him know how hard the sanitation workers do cleaning work and what impact his practice will have on the city appearance! In this way, he will never litter again, and the work of sanitation workers will become easier.

If you dress an unsympathetic person in this magic dress, then he will sympathize with the poor and the elderly who have difficulties. Let him understand that people who lack compassion lack the traditional kindness of the Chinese nation! At this time, he will feel guilty and then contribute help and dedication.

If you wear this dress on an "official" who is often bribed, he will change his mind and understand that bribery is a violation of law and discipline and must be punished by law. Therefore, doing things will be aboveboard and upright, and you will be a good "official". In that way, all the "officials" in the world are just, and no one goes through the back door.

If there are such clothes, the world will be peaceful, clean and just. I hope this day is getting closer and closer to us. ...

Whether young people or old people want to travel around the world, it is often a dream and unrealistic, because there will be many difficulties in reality, such as too expensive travel expenses and too long distance, so I hope to invent such glasses in the future and make the world close at hand.

This kind of glasses is made of the hardest diamond in the world, which can be enlarged and reduced. When it was big, it was 5 meters long, so several people could watch it at the same time. When you are young, you can shrink it to the size of a pencil case and carry it with you. Its shape is also ever-changing, which can be turned into glasses or 3D eye protection. There are two buttons on the side of the telescope, one for turning up the volume and the other for turning down the volume. This sound button allows you to hear the most beautiful sound in the world. There is a fireproof, waterproof and dustproof glass cover at the top of the telescope, and an automatic speaker is installed in the glass cover. You can listen to all kinds of bedtime stories or music and relieve stress by twisting the buttons next to you. Of course, the features of this telescope are not limited to these! Its color is absolutely unique, sparkling, dark purple plus nude powder, plus pure sky blue, it is even more charming and dazzling than the starry sky!

If you own this telescope, you must be most worried about being robbed or stolen, so the telescope is specially equipped with invisibility and alarm functions. Generally, it will not be found. Even if it is touched, it will immediately send out an alarm to remind you to pay attention. You don't have to worry at all. In addition, this telescope can also see the whole world 360 degrees without dead ends. If you think there is a good place, just tell it directly, and it will choose the fastest route to take you there without extra navigation. You can also use it as an alarm clock to wake you up on time. When and what to do will help you plan one by one.

Is this telescope super advanced? Do you want to own a world telescope? The world telescope will make our life more colorful and the whole world more colorful.

Do you believe that the houses in this world will cross? Today, I experienced. I was watching TV when suddenly a gust of wind swept me and my house into the sky.

My family and I are in a villa, and a beautiful woman in the villa has been watching me. I asked in fear, "Who are you?" Say, "/kloc-I will be you in 0/5 years!" " "It turns out that I became an excellent fashion designer after 15. Come and have a look at the clothes I designed.

Walking to my clothing factory, many clothes came into view one after another. These clothes all have their own magical effects. Some people suck oil, for example, they accidentally get oil on themselves when eating. Don't worry, the clothes will eat the oil by themselves at this time, leaving no trace. I always take some clothes when I go out to play, but there are too many clothes to take, so I have to take a suitcase, but the suitcase is inconvenient, easy to be stolen, and I won't enjoy myself when I play, so I put a red button and a green button on the clothes. When I press the red button, it will get smaller, and when I press the green button, it will get bigger, thus making the clothes smaller. Put it in a smaller bag, so you don't have to worry about being stolen. It's amazing. If a thief steals clothes from the wardrobe, the clothes will immediately become very medium enough to crush the thief. This kind of clothes is very cheap. As long as 50 yuan, it's really cheap!

"Feng Jun Joe is up for dinner!" The soprano mother cried again! Ah, it turns out that my house and I are back. I will study hard and strive for early success!

Last night, I had a strange dream that I traveled through time and space in a time machine and came to a magical future world. I became a scientist and invented a fish that can clean up garbage.

This fish is exactly the same in shape and size as an ordinary fish. Its color is orange. Different from the fish we eat, it is made of steel and has two big eyes on its head. This is not an ordinary eye, it is equivalent to a telescope. Even if you work in the deep sea, you can still see clearly. It has a 20 micron ultrasonic radar, which can help miscellaneous fish quickly search the garbage in Fiona Fang hundreds of miles away. When trash fish finds the target, he will automatically start the radar, quickly reach the nearby garbage and eat it alive.

Miscellaneous fish can not only remove all the garbage in the deep sea, but also release nutrient solution! When the fish are full, they will automatically digest the garbage into nutrient solution and then put it into the sea. Fish will become healthier after absorbing this nutrient solution. Miscellaneous fish can also make garbage into cold and hot energy, release heat energy in cold winter, and the sea water is warm as spring; It releases cold energy in hot summer, and the sea water is as cold as autumn.

Rinrin's bell rang with a disturbing sound, and the alarm clock woke me up from my dream. What about the magical trash fish? Oh, so this is just a dream! A dream full of magical fantasies. After waking up, I was lost in thought. I really hope that the future trash fish will be more practical and energetic than what I saw in my dream. In this way, the deep sea will no longer worry about garbage, and fish will not die from eating garbage. Well done!

Looking at the mythical god riding a solar car, I wish I could have this handsome solar car and be so magnificent.

One morning, I opened my eyes and found a car in the room, huh? Isn't this a solar car! I was happy to sit on it, ride it and fly out of the window.

Looking down from the air, there are bustling streets, towering peaks and villages near mountains and rivers on the ground, which is really beautiful. The sun shines on me, which is very comfortable.

At this time, the surrounding suddenly became gloomy, the streets were no longer lively, the green hills were no longer beautiful, and people bowed their heads and said nothing, which was extremely quiet. Everyone around is dead. I thought to myself: what's wrong with everyone?

At this moment, a voice answered me: This is a little boy's heart. He thinks everything is the same as what you see here, and you want him to be full of love for the world. I was just about to ask what to do, but maybe the sound disappeared again.

I looked around, there was no light, only the solar car was shining. I suddenly stared at the solar car, and the voice appeared again: Yes, only your solar car can help him, but if you help him, your solar car will disappear forever.

I thought to myself: should I help him or not? If I help him, my favorite solar car will disappear and I can't play with it anymore. Without help, the little boy's heart can only be dark. After thinking for a while, I decided to help the little boy! Let solar cars do something more meaningful.

So I drove the solar car into the sky and let its light shine on this land.

At this time, everything is the same, but my sun can turn into a wisp of smoke and be blown away by the wind.

After waking up, I opened my eyes and didn't see the solar car in the bedroom, but I looked out of the window and saw the little boy running happily.

My whimsy on how to write 8 beats. Welcome home! One afternoon in 20xx, as soon as I got home, the automatic recognizer installed on the door recognized me, opened the door automatically and greeted me warmly.

When I got home, I pointed to the light with my finger and it swished on. I pointed to the curtain with my finger, and it closed slowly towards the middle. The indoor light appears softer. I sat down on the sofa in the living room, pressed a button like a book, and immediately three big bookshelves filled with world famous books appeared in front of me. I picked a book, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and read it carefully. Have some orange juice! As soon as the voice fell, a robot immediately brought a cup of warm orange juice. After drinking the juice, I put the book back on the shelf, and the shelf disappeared.

On Sunday, I started the flight mode and a propeller slowly extended from the roof. As the blades turn, the house rises slowly. I wrote the words eighteen bays on the screen on the coffee table. A few minutes later, the house has reached the picturesque suburbs. There is no need for traffic jams like before, and there is no need to run around with big bags and small bags. The curtains on the wall of the house slowly closed, and the surrounding became a sun room full of glass. I opened a few windows, and the smell of cool breeze and wild flowers slowly blew in, which was refreshing. I can't help but take out a pen and paper to draw.

Night arrival, in the warm flight room, I fell asleep sweetly. Thanks to the progress of science and technology, I don't have to stay in a hotel to travel now!

The next day, the house returned to its original place. I started a new day and devoted myself to my writing.

I want to invent an intelligent multi-purpose schoolbag when I grow up. It has many functions and is also very practical. The most important thing is that it is smart.

Its material is a special nano-component, which can meet our ever-changing shape. It can be any shape you want. Its colors are also colorful. We can change the color according to our own preferences and weather conditions. There is also a smart recording button next to the zipper. Click and say what you want to do, and it will be done right away.

Let me introduce the functions of its various shapes. This kind of schoolbag is all right. Just say the password becomes smaller, and it will become very small, like a piece of candy in your pocket. Don't worry about the weight of your schoolbag. It will be more convenient if you press the abnormal button. It can grow four wheels, become the shape of a car, and send you to school. When you get to school, just use the password and put it in your pocket. Isn't it great?

It also has the function of a nanny. As soon as the bell rings, you don't need to bring textbooks, stationery and other school supplies. As long as you point its camera at the teacher, it will automatically scan the teacher in class and then spit out the textbooks and stationery you need. In addition, it can help teachers and parents to correct their homework. As long as you put the written homework into its stomach, it will be corrected intelligently and with a red pen. When we encounter a problem, it will become a robot to explain it to you. She is really our good nanny!

By the way, it can also be transformed into electrical appliances we need on weekdays. For example: tablet computer, TV, mobile phone.

How's it going? Is the schoolbag I invented omnipotent? Do you want to have such a schoolbag now? Then let's study hard and work hard for it

How to Write My Fantasy 10 Students, have you ever seen the unresolved things in life? Suspended train, suspended window, suspended chair. Have you ever seen suspended shoes? If not, let me introduce you!

What does it look like? Its appearance is similar to that of roller skates, but it is different from roller skates! Its sole can spray blue flames, which is cool! The color of shoes can be changed at will, such as red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple. How beautiful! There is a diamond switch in front of the shoe and a pocket with a diameter of only three centimeters. It's a pocket, but it's actually a black hole that can hold things! And not only can it hold everything, but it has no weight at all, as light as a feather! Very light! There are a pair of white little wings on both sides of the shoes, which can fly. No matter how small it is and how heavy you are, it can lift you up.

What function does it have? As can be seen from the name, its biggest feature is suspension. Suspended, when you talk about this word, the first thing you think of must be suspended trains. But this function is much more powerful than a suspended train. It can also be suspended, but the speed is faster than the suspended train 100 times. Moreover, in the process of driving, it is very smooth and will not bump, so that you can drive safely in the air. What is even more unexpected is that it has the ability to travel through time and space. As long as you want to travel through any time and space, it can take you through immediately, and it will not lead to the butterfly effect!

What if I want to go to a place not far away, but I don't want to walk? Suspended shoes have a function that can help you solve this problem. This function is very easy to use. Last time I made an appointment with a friend to go out to play, because I was in a hurry. What should I do? I suddenly thought of my suspended shoes. As soon as I put on my floating shoes, I thought of the place I had agreed with my friends, and I arrived in a blink of an eye, which was very convenient!

Although this is only my imagination, but now technology has become more and more developed, I believe that one day, the whimsy of suspended shoes will definitely come true!

How to write my whimsy 1 1 I have many whimsy, and these whimsy are all caused by my laziness. For example, this time, I thought of a "trick" because I was too lazy to clean the blackboard. I told my teacher that he praised me for being too lazy.

Because I sit in the front row, it is easy for the teacher to get to the position, so it is almost my duty to help the teacher clean the blackboard. But although it is my duty, I feel that cleaning the blackboard can't bring me any sense of honor, it will only cause problems in my breathing and lungs. Just as the teacher wrote a lot of blackboard writing, I knocked on the table and asked me to help her clean the blackboard. I invented an artifact to clean the blackboard in my mind.

The blackboard eraser artifact is installed in the blackboard. As long as the artifact is installed, the blackboard can be automatically cleaned with a wave of one hand, and then the blackboard can be black and shiny with another wave of one hand. After class, I told the teacher this idea. The teacher smiled a few times and said, "You are too lazy to be surprised." After that, she went back to the office with the lesson plan, and I was still standing in front of the blackboard, continuing to think about this artifact for cleaning the blackboard.

I don't know why the teacher blames me for being too lazy to be surprised, but I don't want to seriously consider this idea. If this thing is implanted in the blackboard like a chip, then we really don't have to bother cleaning the blackboard ourselves! Just like the range hood in our house, it turns on and works when you wave your hand. With a wave of his hand, his range hood will be more powerful, and with another wave, he will turn it off by himself. My eraser works on the same principle. Why doesn't my teacher believe it? Hey, maybe the teacher thinks that all I have is laziness!

I don't care, I will continue to study this blackboard eraser artifact. Maybe one day, I will become an inventor because of this blackboard eraser artifact!

How do I write 12 "Ding" and "Ding" in my fancy? The bell rang after school, but it didn't make me happy at all, because today's homework is the most appropriate word to describe it.

When doing this, I met a difficult problem. Careful analysis, but no clue, so we have to stare at the topic. Gradually, I entered the fantasy world.

In the fantasy world, I became an inventor and invented the homework machine. This product was snapped up as soon as it came on the market. At first, both adults and teachers thought it was a bad thing. Students buy homework machines and let them finish their homework. In the future, there will be no so-called "learning gods" and "top students" in their eyes. But it turns out that they are wrong.

With homework machine, children's spare time increases, the phenomenon of partiality disappears, and no one will be bound by homework. Tall people play basketball, have flexible brains to learn science, and good writing to learn liberal arts. Now, children's imagination has doubled, and once rigid knowledge has become flexible. Some children's whimsy have come true one by one when they grow up!

More than ten years have passed, and children with homework machines have grown up. They are not as incompetent as teachers think, but have contributed a lot to social development. All of a sudden, hundreds of excellent novels and dozens of excellent inventions appeared in the society, which cultivated thousands or even tens of thousands of high flyers for the country.

"Son, help me with that pair of scissors!" Just when I was happy with my invention, my mother's voice interrupted my fantasy.

Looking back on the fantasy just now, I have a deep feeling that it is really good for us for teachers to assign homework blindly, but if we assign homework moderately, we can have more spare time, do more things we want to do and become more comprehensive.

How to write my whimsy 13 hello! Hello, I'm Wang Zian, an ordinary person. But one day, I accidentally met Chang 'e and Hou Yi. What happened? Then look down!

One day, I sneaked into the time machine and came to ancient times. Then I saw a large group of people in a big circle looking at something, and I squeezed in. When I saw it, it turned out that Hou Yi had recruited his disciples to learn hunting and archery. After reading it, I hurried to register. Later, I became a disciple of Hou Yi.

A few days later, Hou Yi took a group of disciples out hunting, leaving only Chang 'e, me and several disciples to practice at Hou Yi's home. A man named Pang Meng said he wanted to drink water, but in fact he was eyeing the bag of elixir. After entering the room, Pang Meng looked around and quickly ran into Chang 'e's bedroom, forcing her to hand over the elixir. Suddenly, there was a cry for help in the room! Help! When my other disciples and I heard the cry, we immediately drew our swords and went straight to Chang 'e's bedroom. As soon as we entered, we beat Pang Meng out of the water, and then tied Pang Meng with a rope. Later, when Hou Yi came back, I gave Pang Meng to Hou Yi, and Hou Yi also praised me for my kindness. Because of this, my reputation spread around here.

Later, I sneaked into the time machine and came back. My parents were surprised to see me and asked me where I went, but I didn't tell them because it was my secret. What about Houyi? They thought I was flying with Chang 'e! Haha, I really look forward to meeting someone next time! Ok, the students are looking for me. Let's not talk about it. Maybe next time. Goodbye!

With the rapid development of science and technology, scientists have invented intelligent robots, obedient robot dogs and other interesting toys and electrical appliances, making life more convenient. Let me tell you what I want to invent in the future.

I want to invent a pair of shoes that can fly. It is about the same size as ordinary shoes, and its appearance is rainbow seven colors. There are two rubber-sized spouts under the sole, which can spray gas and help you soar in the sky. There are two big eyes on the shoes that keep blinking. It also has a glib red mouth that talks like a tongue twister. There is a long big nose with purple light above the mouth, and there is a shiny button in the middle of the nose, which is the switch to control all its functions. There is a small yellow tail behind the shoes.

Speaking of function, this pair of shoes must be one of the best in the shoe industry. It is not only comfortable to wear, but also has many strange functions. Its eyes will illuminate the front for you when you walk at night, so that you won't hit the telephone pole. When you are bored, your mouth will chat with you, tell you jokes, tell interesting stories and sing nice songs. Your nose can be straight or curved, and it will stick out when you are thirsty. Of course, its biggest function is to take you anywhere you want, just like a jet plane. When you are late for school and are in danger, and want to travel to beautiful Sanya, it will immediately start the flight mode, and the air nozzle of the sole will automatically open, spewing out environmentally friendly and harmless gas, taking you to the blue sky and reaching your destination.

Son, anything is possible in the future world. These flying shoes may be worn on people's feet in the near future. Are you looking forward to it as much as I am?

Once upon a time, an old woman cooked bean soup. She put some beans and water in the pot, and then covered it. I put some straw in the stove, pressed some coal on it, lit the straw and began to cook beans. A bean, a straw and a piece of coal escaped. Now that they all survived, they decided to go out together and make a break.

Walking, they met a stream blocking their way. Three friends stood by the stream and began to worry that this stream was the only way to the opposite side. If they didn't cross it, their escape plan would be dashed.

The black coal said to the beans, "You are the cleverest. Think of a way! " "

Beans rolled their eyes, muttered something, and thought of a way: "Straw is the highest. Let its head and feet build a small bridge on the stream. Let's walk on the straw. "

Straw and coal also thought it was a good idea, so he bent down and built a straw bridge.

Beans let the coal go first, and then go by itself. Because if the beans go with the coal, the straw may be broken by them, so the coal goes first. But the straw is really too thin. The farther the coal goes, the closer the straw is to the water surface. When the coal reaches the middle of the river, the straw will be close to the water surface. As soon as the coal bowed its head, it stopped in fear. If it comes into contact with slightly lower water, it will be annihilated by water. Just when it hesitated, it actually burned the straw, which hurriedly jumped into the stream and the coal fell into the stream. The coal is smoking white in the stream, and the straw has been divided into two pieces. They called for help in the stream. They saw the stream and straw in a chaotic state, while the beans were laughing. Finally, the bean's stomach smiled.

The big tree beside the stream said to the bean with a broken stomach, good friends should share weal and woe, and don't make fun of it maliciously.