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How about Zhongyuan Real Estate?

Zhongyuan Real Estate, which is similar to pyramid schemes, will tell you that the basic salary without responsibility is more than 3,000, and you work 12 hours a day. Then sell a house, with a commission of more than 10 thousand, and people with average performance in one month can sell 3 sets. . . . . . . . . I am the dividing line. . . . . . . . . However, please note that the next step is the truth. But the truth is that the basic salary is only 1000, which is the minimum standard in every urban area, and then you can take care of yourself. Taking six days off is a joke. I have been doing it for four months, and every time I have a rest, I always say I have a rest for half a day. Working hours are from 9: 00 am to 9: 00 pm, and you can only rest in the morning and go to work before 1 pm. Four months, just a whole fucking day off. Let's talk about working hours first, that is, 9 am, 9: 12 hours every day. However, the manager will always ask you to make an appointment by phone. You are not allowed to leave after work. You work overtime until after 10: 30 every day, and sometimes you don't ask customers. 12: 00 doesn't leave work, and there is no subway after work. Selling a house depends on the commission given by the developer, which is a better selling point. The commission is less, and the commission that is difficult to sell is higher. There are also more than 10,000 sets, but in my community, 800 people can't sell two sets a month. 800 people, a total of 200 houses can be sold every month, indicating that the market is particularly good. Let's talk about the manager. The managers of each group are the best people, because they can make detailed rules at will. At the beginning of each month, they will set a goal for you, such as a fine for not reaching it, a fine within 20 thousand, a fine for not seeing you for a week, and a fine for not having new customers every day. Anyway, all the fines add up to far more than your basic salary. Doing nothing in the company for a month will not only get a penny, but also post it upside down. The employees in this line are particularly mobile and are recruiting people every day. Many people come in and many people go out. They all have a set of deceptive methods. When you apply, I will tell you something good, which is quite exaggerated. If you have worked there for more than a month without any results, you will be fined and resigned immediately, especially when the market is bad. Many colleagues have to leave without opening for a month, and many people leave directly without going through the formalities because they can't afford it. 10 Every month is the day of paying wages and fines. If you take the basic salary of 1000, there will be at least 1000. If you want to resign, you have to pay a fine first. A few hundred dollars less is not enough for the basic salary, and some people don't even want the commission. If the commission is not much, it will take several months to give you the rest of the money after completing the resignation procedure. I don't know if I can really give it. If the remaining money is only 3000 yuan, you don't need to take it at all, because the fine plus the network law will cost you one or two thousand yuan, and it will take several months. It is so boring. If it is only the above, it is still a good industry with low threshold requirements. Whether you have never read a book or have broken the law, the only requirement is that you can cheat. Lie to the manager, lie to colleagues, lie to customers and lie to yourself. Anyway, if you want to buy an old house, you will win. There are many shops that are relatives of fellow villagers, regardless of whether they have studied or not. Anyway, if you don't have a hometown relationship or something, I advise you not to go. It's dark. The treatment is different. The manager of the fine system has the final say, and he can punish whatever he says. He can set a fine of 2000 yuan a month, and everyone pays it in the end, but he can't really take it from his relatives, and he has to return it to him in the end. Outsiders become idiots. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Parting line. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I worked in a branch in Shanghai Zhongyuan for half a year, and my performance is not bad. The reason for resigning is that the market is not good this year and it is getting worse and worse. Second, many insiders, shady people and related families in the company are bored. Third, sometimes I really can't stand cheating every day. I'm afraid I have become a habit. Many clients have bought houses from me again, and when they finally know the truth, they will call me and scold me, but it's no use hacking. They will change their numbers and scold me, and send text messages to scold me. Many colleagues have had this experience. . . . . . . I don't ask for adoption, I just hope someone can see it.