A simple joke that satirizes life

Someone paid for a formal job. When you arrive, go to see your boss. The boss asked, "What is the local customs of your county?"

He replied: "There is not much sand and dust in this county."

Q: "How about the gentry food?"

Answer: "The villain should wear three feet six."

Q: "What about the people?"

Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots."

The boss said angrily, "I asked Li Shu!" "

He respectfully replied, "My master asked the pear tree. Yes, there are many pear trees, but the fruit is too small. "

The boss was furious and asked sharply, "I didn't ask about apricot and pear trees, I asked about your king."

He quickly stood up, bowed and replied, "The little boy's name is dog."