Who has a funny joke? Stop joking.

At the weekend, my sister and mother visited the zoo. When they passed by the Bird Park and saw a smug bird, she suddenly shouted happily, Mom, come and see! There is a hen in the zoo.

The bee divorced the butterfly, and the butterfly complained that the bee was pregnant, but she just didn't sweet talk to me! Bees also complain about butterflies: they are beautifully dressed and the two antennas on their heads are so long! Just don't send me a message!

Woman: Tomorrow is my birthday. What gift will you give me? M: Same as last year. W: What did you give me last year? M: The same as the year before last. W: When was the year before last? Man: I didn't know you the year before last, so I didn't send anything.

A bad man died, and his wife thanked his guests at the coffin. His friend read a commemorative poem and said: Your character is pure and upright, your character is excellent, you help the weak and help the needy, and you love them all. His wife bowed her head and asked her son, will you go and see if your father is lying in the coffin?

A Qiang went to the psychological clinic for a test. The male doctor said that there is good news and bad news. I've seen your test results. You're gay! A Qiang: My God! What's the good news? The male doctor said shyly, I think you are so handsome!

When the hunter met the tiger, he pretended to be calm and stared at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger knelt down with his hands folded, and the hunter proudly said, you know what you are doing! After a while, the tiger said faintly, after praying, get ready for dinner.

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, she said to the elephant's nose, hey, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig!

The big black bear put a hive into the water, tried to soak the bees out of the hive and then ate honey. Who knows that after the bee colony came out, it chased the big black bear all over the street. When Mrs. Bear saw it, she cursed: How dare you brew honey like a bear?

The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor comforted him, brother, relax, and you will be an earthworm in the future.

One day, a postman complained to a lighthouse keeper that he had to go back and forth by boat every time he sent him a greeting card! The administrator was very dissatisfied and said, if you complain again, I will subscribe to the daily newspaper!

The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise, it's raining so hard to go to the execution ground. The officer said, what do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

The young couple quarreled and threw pillows from upstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. After a while, another quilt flew down and the beggar was ecstatic. So he wiped his tears and shouted to the upstairs: big brother, be kind and throw that woman down!

The girl said to her lover, you haven't sent me flowers for a long time. The boy said, ah, what flowers do you like? The girl is angry: we have been together for so long, don't you know? I like "rich flowers"!

Xiao Wang plays cards with a girl. It was agreed in advance that if you lose a game, you will be fined a glass of water and not allowed to go to the toilet. As a result, the girl lost several games in a row, and finally frowned and said, hey, I'm not coming! Got me pregnant.

Xiao Xin was in a hurry to go shopping, so she found a dark corner to get ready. Who knows, an old lady found out and immediately arrested Xiao Xin for a fine 10 yuan. Xiao Xin retorted: Who has peed, can't you take out your things and have a look?

Xiao Zhang was fired by his boss. Xiao Wang asked why. Xiao Zhang said sadly, there is no way. There are two reasons. The boss says I can't do anything serious. The boss says I can't do anything serious.

During the lecture, the zipper of the female teacher's pants collapsed. Xiao Xin stood up and reminded: Teacher, your door was not closed. The teacher smiled and waved his hand and said, never mind, the dean will come to visit in a moment.

The farmer has a visitor, and the master wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster can't get off the roof. The master scolded: If you don't come down, I will kill all the hens and make your life worse than death! Rooster laughs: Haha! When I came down, the hen was already dead!

A little girl called the radio hotline to order songs for her mother. The radio host was moved and said, what a sensible child! What song do you want to order? The little girl said, Winnie Sheen's Why Women Are Difficult to Women. ...

Jiaozi got married. After seeing Fujian in the bridal chamber, Gong Jiaozi went back to the house and found a meatball on the bed. In a panic, he quickly shouted, where is my bride? The meatball said strangely: yuck, you can't recognize people when they take off their clothes.

A gangster often throws sulfuric acid at people in the street. One day, he was about to throw a girl upside down from behind. He saw the girl's face, hesitated, and then said, "This ... has been thrown!" " !

The stallion excitedly came to the donkey with a divorce certificate and said happily, hey hey! I'm finally leaving! The donkey sighed, alas, we can look forward to this day! Mule! Come here, this is your father!

How much does the optometrist charge for teaching newcomers? He asked how much, and you said 600 yuan. If he doesn't blink, you say it's the price of the frame. If he doesn't blink, you say a piece.

An American Chinese character researcher returned to China after an investigation in China, complaining that China people are too modest. As soon as I got out of the airport, I saw a big sign: China Good (Bank)! As a result, agriculture is good, and industry and commerce are good. ...

Fish said to water: I always open my eyes, just to keep you in my eyes forever! Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever! The pot said: Shit! It's almost fucking ripe and loquacious!

When I woke up in the morning, the army found a dead mosquito lying on the pillow with a suicide note next to it. The suicide note reads: "I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face." Too thick, I have no face to live in this world. Lord, please forgive him. I committed suicide. "

A robber rushed into the bank with a submachine gun in his hand: "Get the fuck down." When he saw a woman squatting, he shouted, "Be fucking civilized. I only rob money, not sex!" " "