Complete works of funny jokes

1. Men have gold on their knees, while women have gold on their heads, necks, ears and hands.

2. When I was a child, I envied Shen Lang having a growling dog. When I grow up, I found that Hua Teng's Penguin and Ma Yun's Tmall are also good!

3. A man asked, "One sentence means that you have money." One person replied, "The old people in the street help each other." "Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

Don't always complain about your mobile phone card. If you face your face for a few hours every day, don't you have to commit suicide?

6. If a man has no object, others will comfort him that women are demanding too much now; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.