Looking for a joke as good as the drowned goldfish joke?

Four-story building:

Once upon a time... there was a four-story building.... Each floor had a building manager with weird personalities and habits...< /p>

The building manager on the first floor, Hui Changhui, Changhui Changhui, always likes to eat cucumbers= =||When he sees a cucumber, he will pick it up and gnaw it... Everyone thinks it is understandable...

Second floor The building manager is Chen Shui-bian’s loyal fan = =! A typical green camper, everything at home is green. This building manager often carries a paint bucket... he will immediately paint everything green when he sees it...

The building manager on the third floor. He is a perverted building manager... he lives a very disorderly life... he likes to defecate anywhere... he is often despised by others... but he still goes his own way... urinates his own urine... and lets others get wet. Well...

The building manager on the fourth floor is a martial arts enthusiast... known as a friend with high fever... he often plays swordsmanship at home and is very passionate...

But... one day, tragedy struck this harmonious and yet disharmonious small building...

That day... the building manager on the fourth floor was too active... he was playing with a machete all the way to the balcony... because he used too much force, he accidentally let go of the machete... and fell downstairs...

< p>At that moment...the big knife fell...in the same straight line and happened to be urinating outside the balcony. The third floor manager felt a little lighter = = (I tried to harmonize the language. ..)

Later, the building manager on the second floor discovered the incongruous object on the balcony where the building manager on the third floor was stabbed with a machete, and suddenly became very angry (how could there be something that was not green in my house? .!), took a paint bucket and a brush and painted the thing green...and kicked it down to the first floor...

The building manager on the first floor saw it. This falling object... I thought it was a cucumber that fell to the ground... (Why is it so wasteful... The one upstairs is so disharmonious...) I chewed it up = =||...< /p>

End...

Primary school student series

1. Title: While... while...

The child wrote: He took off his clothes while clothes, while wearing pants.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off or put it on?

2. Title: Among them

The child wrote: One of my left feet is injured.

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: Continuously

The children wrote: After get off work, my father came home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

4. Topic: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which makes me sad.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Topic: And... and...

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

6. Topic: What are you looking at?

Children write: What are you looking at! I haven’t seen it

Teacher’s comment: I haven’t seen it

7. Title: Xingxingrong

The children wrote: Confession to Xingxingrongrong.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

8. Topic: Tasty

The children wrote: Tasty as hell.

Teacher’s comment: Some things cannot be eaten.

9. Topic: Innocence

Children write: It’s really hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

The child wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water.

Teacher’s comment: Yes

11. Question: First...and then..., example: Eat first, then take a bath.

The child wrote: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12. Topic: What's more

Children write: A train passes by, what's more, what's more, what's more, what's more

Teacher comments: I'll just die.