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Who can tell the story of panda's black ears and dark circles?
Dada's old habits have changed a lot since he met Sasha the kitten. After that, he changed completely.
Sasha is a dog raised by a little girl named Ye at the bamboo seaside in Shushan. Xiaohua Mall Sasha looks so cute! She has the same black ears, dark circles, black waist, black arms and black legs as the giant panda, chubby and chubby. If it weren't for that beautiful white tail that always sticks up so high, at first glance, people would think it was her panda cub!
Xiaohua Mall Sasha is so cute that both adults and children like her. She is often hugged by this person. The man kissed her and gave her many delicious and interesting things. Over time, she was spoiled. She loves singing, dancing and cleanliness, but she doesn't like working. She plays when she is full, sleeps when she is tired, and lies in bed when she wakes up, mewing delicately, asking her master or mother to bring her delicious food, or even asking her master to feed her before eating!
One afternoon, panda Dada and kitten Sasha met. To be precise, the panda was overjoyed when he saw Xiaohua Mall Sasha, and ran to the kitten Sasha happily.
When he was anxious, he suddenly found Xiaohua Mall Sasha sleeping beside a bunch of blooming orchids on the hillside, so he came over excitedly.
"Hey-,hey-",the panda whispered, "Hey-,hey, wake up! Wake up, man! "
Xiaohua Mall Sasha turned over and went back to sleep.
Dada couldn't help but nudge Xiaohua Mall and said loudly, "Hi! Get up-"
Dada this gentle push, for Xiaohua Mall, is undoubtedly a heavy blow! She jumped up with a whoop of "Ouch".
Xiaohua Mall Sasha was stunned by the "behemoth" standing in front of her!
Sasha thought dad was the tallest, biggest and most powerful cat. I didn't expect there to be a bigger and more powerful "cat" in this world than her father!
Sasha thought, Could this guy have grown up eating hormones by mistake? Otherwise, you have eaten too many baby height-increasing drugs! Ye Liya, the owner of Xiaohua Mall Sasha, always likes to watch TV with her in her arms. She learned a lot of scientific knowledge from TV. But she has never seen a giant panda. She regards the giant panda as her own kind.
Facing the "big cat" in front of him, Xiaohua Mall was a little scared. She wants to run away, but she is sure that the "giant" standing in front of her must run a hundred times faster than herself! Maybe, dad can't outrun this guy! If I annoy this guy, maybe he will kill me like a bug. Besides, this guy looks good, as if he meant no harm.
Clever Xiaohua Mall Sasha rubbed her back and secretly observed the panda's movements. In fact, she is ready to run away. In case of danger, she will rush out and run for her life. She always remembers her mother's warning: never make a fool of yourself in front of a strong enemy! Do not panic! Be sure to beat those guys with developed limbs with wisdom!
So, she gave up the idea of running away, simply lying on the ground again, pretending to be angry and saying to the panda, "Oh, you are so annoying!" " Can't you see that he is sleeping? Why did you hit me? Oh, it hurts. It hurts ... "
Panda Dada said shyly, "Dude, oh no, little sister, I'm sorry!" " I didn't mean to. "
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts me!" Xiaohua Mall Sasha ungrateful, still pretend to hum.
"Mom said,' Play is a good medicine to relieve pain'. Get up, little sister. It doesn't hurt if I play with you for a while. My name is Da Da. " The panda said sincerely.
Xiaohua Mall Sasha looked at the panda, and the tension in her heart decreased a lot. She felt that the fat man standing in front of her was quite gentlemanly, not as rude as a wild boar, not as cunning as a fox, and not as overbearing as a tiger. He looks simple and honest, a little silly. Intuitively, she-believes that this "giant cat" is not a bad person.
"How old are you? Ah-I'm sorry! " I regretted it as soon as I said it. He knows that he shouldn't ask a woman's age casually, which is very impolite. He didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of the little girl.
"I am five years old. What about you? " Sasha doesn't seem to mind being asked about her age.
"Gnome male-"panda grinned, "I 10 years old.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiaohua Mall Sasha asked unhappily. She thought Dadada smiled strangely.
"Oh, I-"Dada didn't know what to say.
Just now, when Xiaohua Mall told him her age, he couldn't help laughing at Xiaohua Mall. He thought to himself: I was much taller than him when I was 1 years old! She is only five years old, only a little taller! You're not a child without milk, are you?
Now, you must know that Panda Dadada thinks Xiaohua Mall Sasha is a giant panda. Xiaohua Mall Sasha also regards the panda as a big fat cat.
Now, Papa Panda is afraid to tell Xiaohua Mall Sasha what he thinks. He was afraid that this delicate little thing would run away in a rage, and no one told him the way home.
So Dada changed his mind and said, "I-I think-I think you should tell me your name."
Xiaohua Mall Sasha said happily, "My name is Sasha. My master gave me this name. "
"Master? What is the owner? " Dadada asked doubtfully.
"What a fool! The owner is a person. "
"Master is a person? What is a' person'? " Pandas are even more puzzled.
Xiaohua Mall said impatiently; "Oh, what" people "! Man is not a man, but my master is a man! You are so stupid! "
Papa Panda's face turned red, and he was ashamed of Xiaohua Mall. Well, fortunately, no one can see his big red face!
"Master is a human being, master is a human being, and master is ..." Papa Panda muttered, wondering what "master" Xiaohua Mall said, and he was embarrassed to ask Xiaohua Mall again. He has always felt that he is a learned giant panda in the giant panda kingdom and often tells stories to his brothers and sisters! Unexpectedly, in front of this youngest sister, I don't know what is a "master" and what is a person.
No wonder! Dada has lived in the bamboo sea of Shu for ten years and has never seen anyone. So he can't imagine what a "person" is!
"Why? Have you no master? " Xiaohua Mall asked strangely.
"Yes, no, no, no!" Panda's puzzled answer.
Now, Xiaohua Mall lost. She asked curiously, "So-what do you eat?"
"I eat bamboo. Bamboo is delicious! Tender, fragrant and sweet ... "
"Eat-bamboo-seeds-?"
Xiaohua Mall jumped up in surprise. His eyes and mouth were wide enough to fit into a big apple! In that case, it's like listening to a person say that he likes discus all day, which makes you feel incredible!
"What's the matter? Don't you eat bamboo? Panda asked curiously.
"Oh, my God! Even goats and rabbits don't eat bamboo here! "
Panda said contemptuously, "No wonder you don't grow up!" " "
Xiaohua Mall also sneered: "I also know why you look so exaggerated!"
Speaking of which, Panda Dada and Xiaohua Mall Sasha couldn't help laughing together.
"Sasha, what do you eat every day?" Speaking of food, the panda feels a little hungry.
However, he didn't want to be like a glutton in front of this little sister, munching on the food that he loved very much but was laughed at by Sasha. He wants to know what Xiaohua Mall Sasha eats all day, and he even wants to help this "malnourished" little sister find out why!
"We-"Xiaohua Mall said proudly, "I like catching mice best at ordinary times-"
"ah? ! ——"
Xiaohua Mall Sasha's words haven't say that finish, panda dada legs a soft, a butt paralysis sitting on the ground. He was so ill that he almost threw up! He felt like a thread in his stomach! With his mouth open, he gasped and stared at his little sister who looked so gentle and beautiful in front of him in horror. He really doesn't understand how she dares to eat such an ugly little monster! He seems to have seen a bloody and horrible scene.
Xiaohua Mall Sasha found the panda's strange and painful expression and asked with concern; "Big brother, what's the matter with you? Are you sick? "
"No, I'm not sick."
Xiaohua Mall was immersed in the happy game of catching mice in the past, and then said, "Rats are bad! It's a thief They are all thieves! Stealing food, food, fruit and meat ... I want to help the master kill them! Eat them up! "
"Wow-"The panda finally vomited.
"Eldest brother, eldest brother, eldest brother, what's the matter with you?" Xiaohua Mall looked at the panic-stricken panda, so anxious that tears came out.
"Nothing, I'm fine, really nothing!" Panda Dada shook his head and said with a wry smile, "So that's it. You eat that every day."
"No, no," Xiaohua Mall seemed to understand that her brother didn't like mice. She said, "I also like to eat fish and drink milk. I've also eaten McDonald's and chocklate…… ...................................................................................................................................................................
Panda is very happy to see Xiaohua Mall's sister. She thinks Sasha is a fairy from another world. It's so beautiful! I think those things she ate are really strange. He has never heard of them! He can't help admiring Sasha's sister. However, he doesn't want to eat mice!
"Ow-I'm hungry!" Xiaohua Mall jumped and shouted.
"I'm a little hungry, too." Panda said.
Xiaohua Mall Sasha threw herself into the panda's arms and said, "Brother, wait here, don't go!" " ! I’ll be right back. "
Xiaohua Mall said, and ran down the hill with a mysterious smile.
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