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(telecommunication promotion) Butterfly Lovers (sketch script)
Characters: Liang Shanbai, Zhu Yingtai, Ma Wencai, Zhu Yingtai maid, Reporter
Opening: Maid Zhu Yingtai (walking up): Don’t you know me? (Pause) Well, I don’t know you either. Let me introduce myself, do you still remember Butterfly Lovers? By the way, I am the dog of Zhu Yingtai's maid----- inside! (Voiceover: Huh?!) Just kidding, the owner of the dog is still a maid! A few days ago, our lady went to Telecom to pay her phone bill. She was the lady who liked to talk off topic. Guess who she met? (Voiceover: Who?) Hahahaha~~~
At this time, a sledgehammer knocked the maid down, Zhu Yingtai came up with the hammer
Zhu Yingtai (with a bad smile on her face ): HIA~HIA~HIA~How dare a little maid steal the show from me, Zhu Yingtai! Let me tell you next. A few days ago, I went to Telecom to pay. Speaking of Telecom, do you know what Telecom is? It’s a live envelope! ----How is it possible! Speaking of electricity, do you know who invented this electric light? I don’t know, this electric light. Speaking of this electric light, it reminds me of a PHS. I was holding a PHS, standing in the wind and rain, changing my left hand to my right hand, but my right hand still couldn’t get through!
Liang Shanbai rushed forward: Are you still going to let me appear? Hello everyone, I am ------
Zhu Yingtai wanted to speak, but was blocked by Liang Shanbai, who picked up Zhu Yingtai's hammer and hammered hard.
Zhu Yingtai: Ah! Xiaoshan, you are so cruel! Why are you so cruel! ----I like it so much!
A group of reporters ran up: Please tell me about this hill, why are you so cruel? Please speak up!
Liang Shanbai: (eyes widened) Why? Who will tell me why? Yingtai (hammering hard) Why why why!
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Zhu Yingtai: (Running down, singing while running) Don’t hurt me again, it’s so happy to be free...
Liang Shanbai : (Throwing down the hammer and fixing her hair) Ahem, reporters, please come closer, (suddenly doing Lin Chiling pose) My beautiful little secret ----- (The reporter picked up the sledgehammer, saw this, and hurriedly took out the chrysanthemum tea, Learn from Zhang Nala) Everyone - calm down the fire! Stop joking! I was Zhu Yingtai who she met at Telecom. Her old classmate and friend - now working in the telecom business office - uncle from Liangshan - Liang Shanbo - uncle - uncle~~~uncle~~~ (make your own echo )
The hammer hit Liang Shanbai on the head, and Liang Shanbai was angry: Who threw this hammer! Who dares to stand up for me?
Ma Wencai: Me! Real estate agent----The jackal that a horse can smell----Marvin Jackal! What's going on?
Liang Shanbai: (with a smiling face) Just know who threw it, it’s okay, it’s okay
Ma Wencai: Let me tell you, it was me who I met at Telecom that day! Back in school, I wish my sister and I had a beautiful love! At that time, the lovely Zhu Zhu said she was willing to die for my love!
Liang Shanbai: This is impossible!
Ma Wencai: How is it impossible! She said: If you chase me again, I will die! (The whole audience fainted)
Liang Shanbai: Xiaotai and I have a beautiful story! At that time, the TV station called me every day and hardly let me sleep?
Ma Wencai: Why?
Liang Shanbai: She said she heard some noise in the dormitory and was afraid that a thief would break in!
Ma Wencai: Thieves can’t make a sound!
Liang Shanbai: I told her the same thing, but it’s even worse! (What?) She would call me if she couldn’t hear the sound.
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Ma Wencai: It seems that we all have an unforgettable memory! Now that you see Ms. Zhu, don’t you think...
Liang Shanbai: Don’t you also ...Haha, it seems we are love rivals! Do you know how accomplished I am now?
Ma Wencai: Better than me in real estate?
Liang Shanbai: We are now bathing in the sunshine of reform and opening up and respect the entrepreneurial spirit! Our telecommunications has achieved fruitful results. Now, we work with integrity and operate with integrity, and we are well received!
Ma Wencai: I don’t really understand!
Liang Shanbai: It’s okay if you don’t understand. If you don’t understand, you can learn! Send you the horoscope mantra!
Ma Wencai: Ah! It really makes sense! My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless ----------
Liang Shanbai: Wait, I haven't said it yet! This is: integrity, diligence, prudence and tolerance! (Show your publicity to the audience) You must remember these nine words!
Marvin took several steps back, feeling dizzy.
Liang Shanbai: Is there anything else you want to say?
Ma Wencai: It’s hard to say
Liang Shanbai: Just say it
Ma Wencai: It’s okay not to say.
Liang Shanbai: Don’t worry, just say it.
Ma Wencai: I can’t tell. (Turns to the audience and says) Two days ago, I suspected that there was something wrong with my head, so I went to the hospital for a light-dimming test. I asked the doctor: What does dimming show about my brain? The doctor said: Nothing. (Suddenly loudly) I didn’t expect it to be so serious! (Crying)
At this time, there was a dog barking, and Ma Wencai was so frightened that he ran off the stage. Liang Shanbai asked: Where did Brother Ma go?
Ma Wencai: I was afraid that the dog would bite me, so I ran away first
Liang Shanbai: Haha, haven’t you heard the proverb that a barking dog never bites?
Ma Wencai: I have heard it, and you know it, but do you think the dog knows it?
The barking of dogs increased, and Liangshan cypress trees descended.
Maid Zhu Yingtai enters: Interrupting a story about Ma Wencai and Liang Shanbai at school.
Liang Shanbai pushed the car: Huh? Why is the car lock broken again? Fortunately, I was prepared! I have already bought it and put it in the dormitory. (Shouting) Brother Ma, help me get the car lock!
Ma Wencai showed his head from a corner: What? Take the toilet over? (Look at the wc brand) Don’t you know how to do it yourself?
Liang Shanbai: Oops, I’m too late.
Ma Wencai: Isn’t there a toilet? (Referring to wc)
Liang Shanbai (looking down at the car): I know there is a car lock, but it is broken!
Ma Wencai: Hey, your demands are really high, so you can make do with it.
Liang Shanbai: No, I fell down without paying attention!
Ma Wencai: Just be careful, I don’t care. (Retracting his head)
Liang Shanbai had no choice but to push the cart away: It’s too late for class.
Liang Shanbai pushed the car down, rang the bell and went with Ma Wencai...
This is the funny version
Script: Butterfly Lovers Newly edited
(Actors: Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, Zhu’s father, Zhu’s mother, Ma Wencai, narration)
The music of Butterfly Lovers sounded, and the music sounded,
Narrator: Thank you all for coming to listen to my story today. A long time ago, there was a famous Zhu family. Zhu Yingtai was the only daughter in the family. On that day, her parents solemnly called her to their side.
(Blessings to mother, Yingtai, blessing to father, enter, music stops)
Blessings to mother: Yingtai, Mommy wants to send you to Harvard.
Yingtai: Oh my god, that’s great.
Father Zhu: Sample, don’t get excited yet. Harvard refers to Harbin Men’s Buddhist College, so you have to dress up as a man.
(Three people exit)
Narrator: Despite this, Yingtai still ran all the way from his home on Hainan Island to Harbin, (music played all the way north), when he was at Harvard College , the beautiful Zhu Yingtai met the handsome brother Shan Bo, but he didn't know that she was a girl. That day...
(Shanbo, Yingtai, the music stops)
Shanbo: Brother Yingtai, the weather is hot today, let’s take a bath together.
Yingtai: You...how could you do this, gangster! (Part 2)
Shan Bo: Hey, what’s wrong with taking a bath? Who is this person? He looks like a little girl, coquettish, haha! (Follow next)
Narrator: Later, Yingtai finally told Shan Bo his true identity.
(Shanbo, Yingtai)
Yingtai: Shanbo, I want to tell you something... I am a girl.
Shanbo: What? It’s impossible!
Yingtai: Don’t you believe me? Well, I'll prove it to you!
(Shan Bo pretended to be scared, Yingtai opened his zippered clothes and took out a card from his jacket pocket)
Yingtai: Here! ID card!
(Yingtai, Exit Shan Bo)
Narrator: After Zhu Yingtai changed into women's clothing, her real willow-leaf eyebrows and cherry-shaped mouth would be a delight for anyone who saw her, especially It was Liang Shanbo who trembled all over when he saw her. In short, Liang Zhu fell in love.
(Shanbo invites Yingtai to come up as an invitation to dance)
Shanbo sings: The girl opposite, look here, look here, look here, the performance here is wonderful, I Very cute.
Yingtai sings: I am a girl, a beautiful girl, (ballroom dance turns around) I am a girl, you don’t understand girls. (Point to Shan Bo with both hands, stop, stand in the middle of the field)
Shan Bo: Tai'er, I care about you. If I have to give you an accurate answer on this relationship, I hope it is...
(Father Zhu, Mother Zhu)
Mother Zhu: One second, what do you want to do?
Father Zhu: Darling, don’t say that yet. After all, he is also an advanced and good young man.
Yingtai, Shanbo: Yes, we are about to join the Qiushi Society, move forward on the road of communism, and become revolutionary lovers in the new century! (Make a leap forward in the Zhongzi dance)
Zhu’s mother: Shut up!
(Part 2)
Narrator: Butterfly Lovers’ love has withstood an unprecedented test. Yingtai misses Shan Bo all the time. (The music of "Who Do You Think of When You Are Lonely" plays)
(Yingtai, music stops)
Yingtai: Shanbo, where are you? (Shan Bo sneaks up and follows Yingtai) Even if you are injured, I must see your blood; even if you are dead, I must see your whole body; even if you are burned to ashes , but also let me see the wisps of blue smoke you turned into...
Shan Bo: You damn girl, you can’t expect me to do well, I’m going to offend everyone.
Narrator: Even so, they still loved each other deeply. They finally met on a date arranged by the maid risking her life.
(The music of "La Vie en Rose" plays)
(Yingtai, Shan Bo enters)
Yingtai: Shan Bo, I miss you.
Shanbo: me too
Yingtai: Can't you come up with something new? Remember when we were in the study room, you were always memorizing English as you were diligent and studious. Text, although I didn't say it out loud at that time, I still wanted to say it to you affectionately - can your nagging Chinese English be changed to silent reading?
Shan Bo: Yes, do you know what attracted me most to you when I saw you?
Yingtai: What?
Shan Bo: You never know how to close the door when you go in and out of the study room. At that time, I have been thinking: This big girl goes in and out, how come you don’t know how to close the door? People coming and going, are they going through the city gate?
(Enter Zhu’s mother and Zhu’s father, the music stops)
Zhu’s mother: Sample, do you think I won’t recognize you if you join Qiushi? Let me tell you...
Father Zhu: If you join Qiushi, I will still know you!
Shan Bo: OK, uncle, if you have the guts, let’s challenge him to a duel!
(The music of "Nunchaku" sounds, slow motion of Zhu's father and Shanbo doing Tai Chi fighting)
Zhu's father: I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.
Yingtai: Shanbo, use the nunchucks quickly.
Shan Bo (calmly): The North Korean nuclear issue cannot be solved by force. The best way is...
Yingtai: Let's elope!
Shan Bo: OK, get out of the way!
(Part 2)
Narrator: Of course Zhu’s father and Zhu’s mother are not idiots, even though Zhu’s mother once committed such a low-level crime as “having bad eyesight and kicked a thermos bottle to pieces” Wrong, but there is a big living person missing from the house, and she can still see it.
(Father Zhu and Mother Zhu were talking while walking up and down)
Father Zhu: Liang Shanbo is too much.
(The music of "You Are Cruel" plays)
Mother Zhu: Haha, it doesn't matter. He can run in the first grade of junior high school but not in the fifteenth grade. He can outrun a big-faced cat and a blue mouse. , I can outrun the British-Taiwanese father and the British-Taiwanese mother! (Music stops)
Narration: Zhu’s father and Zhu’s mother chose a super handsome guy and CEO—Ma Wencai to be their son-in-law. After finding Yingtai and Shanbo, Wencai was with them every day. people yelled from downstairs in their private apartment.
(Enter Ma Wencai, wearing a black windbreaker and black leather shoes, walking on the model stage, and appearing in appearance while talking)
Wencai: I am the embodiment of both wisdom and talent, and the embodiment of heroism and chivalry. , Ma Wencai! (After the appearance, talking to himself) I didn’t expect that although Lao Zhu has a sloppy head, his daughter is quite pretty. They asked me to chase their daughter. This is really a good job. (clears throat and shouts) Yingtai, I miss you so much. Yingtai, I miss you so much. Yingtai, I miss you so much that I feel like sleeping! (Touching the top of his head) Oops, whose flower pot fell down, even if you throw the flower pot away...
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Butterfly Lovers Funny Version
Act 1
Location: Zhu Yingtai’s home. There are three chairs and a table.
Characters: Yingtai’s mother (hereinafter referred to as Ying’s mother), Yingtai’s father (hereinafter referred to as Ying’s father), Master Ma,
(Yingtai’s parents sit together, Yingtai’s father Reading a book)
Maid (enter, presenting the gift list): Madam, sir.
Mr. Ma is asking for a meeting outside the door!
Mother Ying (gets up, screams): Husband, husband! Mr. Ma is here to propose marriage today!
Ying’s father (looking up in confusion): Which Mr. Ma is that?
Ying’s mother: It’s Mr. Ma from the east of the village who is as rich as Li Ka-shing!
Father Ying: Is that Ma Wencai the one with the big head and thick neck?
Ying’s mother: Yes! Yes yes yes! Mr. Ma is serious about his affairs, and he is married to a matchmaker!
Father Ying (scholastic style): Madam! According to Article 121, Paragraph 10 of the National Marriage Law, the marriage of children cannot be arranged by parents...
Mother Ying: But according to Article 38, Paragraph N of the Zhu family rules, my daughter is mine, so I have the final say!
Father Ying: Madam! Let’s think more about our daughter’s happiness! !
Ying’s mother: Then you don’t agree with this marriage/
Ying’s father: Let’s think about it carefully!
Ying’s mother said angrily: “Who is in charge of this family? According to Article 38, Clause M of the Zhu family rules, if you don’t listen to me, what will happen if you don’t listen to me!” ?
Yingfu: lt; grievance >: Kneel on the washboard!
Mother Ying: It’s good to know! I'll give you some face later! We will be like this for a while! (The two discussed in secret)
The maid came up and said: Mr. Ma has arrived; the two of them immediately returned to their original state;
Father Ying: What do you, a woman, know? Look at Ma The gentleman's virtue looks like a toilet... (At this time, Mr. Ma has already entered the stage and is standing behind Ying's father)
Mr. Ma (takes out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat): Thank you uncle for not telling me how tall I am. Like Feng Gong.
Father Ying (turning back after hearing the voice): Who are you?
Mr. Ma (opening the folding fan with a snap): The villain Ma Wencai lives on the edge of Suzhou City. He has a house and land at home. , thousands of dollars, my father came to be an official, life is endless, I have eaten bear paws, deer antlers, shark fins and seafood more than a hundred times, a hundred times, who knows I still have a regret in my heart, I am twenty-three this year, but I have never Hold the beautiful girl’s hand. Hold her hand!
Mother Ying (hurriedly came up to greet her): Oh, look, Mr. Ma is not only handsome, but he can also sing! (To the outside) Cuihua, serve tea
Maid: Yes!
Mr. Ma (sitting down slowly): Uncle and aunt, I don’t know about my marriage to Yingtai...
Ying’s mother: Of course it is... ·····
Father Ying: No need to talk! (Stands up angrily and points at Mr. Ma)
Mr. Ma: Uncle, I————————
Father Ying: What are you! Do you know what League A is?
Mr. Ma: I don’t know...
Father Ying: Do you know “Who are you”?
Mr. Ma : I don’t know
Ying’s father: : Do you know what Super Girl is?
Ma Gongzi: I don’t know
Ying’s father: Do you know that you are an idiot?
Mr. Ma: I don’t know
Ying’s father: Look, look, how can I rest assured that such an idiot who knows nothing asks me to marry Yingtai to him? ah!
Mr. Ma (walking aside): Am I really an idiot? Am I unable to marry my Yingtai?
Ying’s mother (come together gt;: My dear son-in-law! Don’t worry! There is still hope for our Yingtai family!
(Singing "Hope")
p>Ma: Auntie! You sing so well! I also have hope, but what should I do?
Ying’s mother: Oh, that’s what I saw recently. I'm itching!
Ma (takes out the phone): Auntie, look at my MP4 with a shooting head! Li): That’s so embarrassing!
Ma: Nothing! I still have dozens of them!
I have one more thing! I’m always clamoring to buy the one I’m wearing.
Ma (quickly taking off his clothes): Auntie, take it!
Mother Ying (said at the same time) Take the clothes away): That’s not good, right?
Ma: There are several sets at home!
Ying’s mother: Tell your aunt, do you like our Yingtai? /p>
Ma: That’s not an ordinary love! That’s quite a love! I like it during the day and at night... Mother: Okay, okay! Let me tell you, your uncle is not tempted by anything, not that! (Making a money certificate) Ma: Oh, I understand! Uncle! I got a gift of 3 million this time!
Father Ying: What’s wrong with 3 million! What’s wrong with people now? Ma Beside) Is that 300 real or fake!
Master Ma: Of course it is. Look, I got the check for three million!
lt ;Ying's father is in a hurry to grab the check; Ma blocks the way
Mr. Ma: Father-in-law!! (Take out a contract) Please sign it, and it will be considered as your consent to my marriage to Yingtai. This check is yours... (The contract was snatched away by Ying's father)
Ying's father: Why didn't you tell me earlier (Ying's mother asked and wrote first, then)
Maid: Madam is in trouble! The lady is missing!
Yingtai! (While running off the stage, he took the check from Mr. Ma.
snatched away)
Ying’s mother: My Yingtai! (Running off the stage)
Mr. Ma (stunned for a moment, looking at the contract): What! I disagree! My 3 million! (Chasing off the stage)
(Lights dim, end of act one)
Act two school
Narrator: Zhu Yingtai escapes After getting married, she traveled around and one day she came to "Harvard". The so-called "Harvard" just means "Harbin Buddhist Men's College". The school environment is elegant and the books are loud. She signed up and went to college! This is Her first day of class
(Zhu Yingtai......
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Script: Don’t Love Butterfly Lovers (Herbal)
Actor: Zhu Yingtai, director of Liangshan Hundred Horses Literary School, Zhu Yingtai’s parents, several extras
The atmosphere in the first to third acts is relaxed and humorous, The fourth act begins to turn deep and sensational.
Act 1: Zhu Family
Zhu’s father: (pacing back and forth) No, no, how can we let our daughter go to such a school? After all, she is respectable?
I say yes, let her go if she wants to go.
Father Zhu: Oh, who is in trouble in this house. The final decision!
Zhu’s mother: Me!
Zhu’s father: So arrogant (his tone suddenly softened) 5555 Why didn’t you give it to me? A little power.
Act 2 School
Narrator: The institution of higher learning that Miss Zhu wants to attend is the famous "Harvard" at home and abroad. The so-called "Harvard" literally means "Harbin" "Buddhist Boys' College", the school environment is elegant and the reading is loud. Miss Zhu came to this school that day.
(Zhu Yingtai appeared on the stage, dressed in hip-hop.)
Zhu Yingtai: It seems that I I came to the right place, this is exactly the university I dreamed of.
Liang Shanbai appears: "I have no money and no status, because my father has no position. I am not ashamed at all, because he cannot accept bribes."
Zhu Yingtai’s inner monologue: Wow, it’s so interesting. Every move he makes is so attractive, it’s him. People have searched for him hundreds of times, but that person is in the dim light.
Liang Shanbai’s inner monologue: Why are you looking at me blankly and trying to rob me? I have no money.
Have you never seen a handsome guy? We are all men, so why bother? No, he wants to rob women? Is he the flower-picking thief who appears frequently recently? Oops, I dare not think about it anymore. There is nothing in our school, but this one. Hao Ziren. 0773 Funny Network
Zhu Yingtai: Hello, I am new here, my name is Zhu Yingtai. What is this classmate’s name?
Liang Shanbai: My name is Liang Shanbai.
Both of them said at the same time: No way, what a coincidence.
Zhu Yingtai: I am Zhu Yuanzhang’s Zhu, Zhu --- Yingtai.
Liang Shanbai: One A hundred of a hundred and two hundred, Liangshan Bai.
Zhu Yingtai: I am in Class A, please take care of me.
Liangshan Bai: We are classmates, haha~
Zhu Yingtai: Do you know where the complex building is?
Liang Shanbai: I'm looking for it too.
Zhu Yingtai: Let's go together.
Liang Shanbai : Okay, let’s go. (The two of them get off, find the classroom and sit down)
(Enter Ma Wencai, who doesn’t look like a student, with a cigarette in his mouth)
Ma Wencai: Xiao He is a talented man who lives on the outskirts of Suzhou. He has a house and fields, and tens of thousands of dollars. His father is an official, and his life is full of joy. He has eaten bear paws, deer antlers, and shark fins more than a hundred times. Who knows that I have eaten them a hundred times? There is still a regret in my heart. I am twenty-three this year, but I have never held the hand of a beautiful woman. A daughter of the Zhu family has grown up and came to see her. Who knew that Zhu Yingtai was so bold and meticulous that she concealed her identity and read the book. In order to pursue this beauty, I can only pursue her boldly and fearlessly, reading a book while pursuing the beauty, no matter the wind and rain, my will is firm, and I will hold her hand, hold her hand.
(Dean, the two of them) (people meet)
Dean: This classmate.
Ma Wencai: What are you doing?
Dean: Looking at your dress, do you still look like a student? ?He was still smoking in the teaching area, so I pinched him.
Ma Wencai: It’s none of your business, you’re not the dean.
Dean: What a coincidence, I’m the one .
Ma Wencai: Ah? (He stuttered) Hospital... Dean, you smoke! No...you drink tea.
Dean: Where did you get the tea?
Ma Wencai: Then you eat sweets.
Dean: Nonsense!
Ma Wencai: Sorry, sorry. Please forgive me. I'm new here. I didn't expect to meet the dean. I'm really a blind person, and I look down upon dogs!
Dean: What!
Ma Wencai: Small dogs look down upon others.
Dean: Get out of here.
Ma Wencai: Yes... yes.
(Ma Wencai found the classroom and entered)
Ma Wencai: Ah, Yingtai! I have found you. You don’t know that I have missed you all the time since I last saw you. Oh, Yingtai, give me a chance.
Zhu Yingtai: Abnormal!
Liang Shanbai: Why is there another person like this?
Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, change seats.
Liang Shanbai: I...I am also afraid of homosexuals.
Zhu Yingtai: Just change if I ask you to.
Ma Wencai: Yingtai, give me a reason not to sit with you.
Zhu Yingtai: Is it necessary?
Ma Wencai: Very much needed!
Zhu Yingtai: You forced me.
Your face is too big, blocking my sunshine.
Ma Wencai, Liang Shanbai: Ah
The third act of school
Background music and narration: Life at Harvard College is colorful, Liang Shanbai and Zhu Yingtai have similar interests They were inseparable and gradually became inseparable good friends. They shared blessings and faced difficulties together.
While narrating, Ma Wencai instructed two gangsters to teach Liang Shan Bai a lesson, and Liang Shan Bai ran away. When Zhu Yingtai saw them, he stopped the two of them, took out a wad of banknotes, and waved his hand. The two of them went to beat Ma Wencai in turn, but Ma Wencai ran away.
Another scene: Liang Shanbai was sweeping the floor. Seeing this, Zhu Yingtai went over and grabbed Liang Shanbai’s broom. Ma Wencai went over and grabbed Zhu Yingtai’s sweep. Zhu Yingtai and Liangshan Baichao Ma Wencai waved goodbye and went to play together.
(The music stops. Three people are sitting in the classroom, and the dean is in class)
Dean: Today we continue to explain poetry. Ancient Chinese poetry has always valued words like gold. I will compose an impromptu poem first, and each of you should follow my example and compose an impromptu poem. Listen up... (for a long time) The mountains are so high!
Everyone: (for a long time) Is it over?
Dean: It’s over.
Zhu Yingtai: Is this also called poetry?
Dean: Why not?
Ma Wencai: Hehe, Dean, you are really enigmatic. This poem cherishes words like gold and uses the shortest words to describe the biggest feature of the mountain, high! It's really high.
Dean: Then you can use this as an example to start writing poetry. Liangshan Bai, you come first.
Liangshan thought about it: The Yangtze River is so long!
Dean: (nods) Not bad, profound observation.
(Zhu Yingtai didn’t know how to do it, so Liang Shanbai whispered a few words in his ear)
Zhu Yingtai: Oh, Dean. Mine is the sea, so big!
Dean: Not bad, not bad, courageous! Ma Wencai, it's your turn.
Marvin......
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