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Funny wine boxing jingle

Funny wine boxing jingle. Nowadays, many people go to have a drink with friends. Drinking is also a culture in our country. Some funny drinking jingles can promote mutual feelings. Next, I will take you through the relevant content of the funny drinking punch jingle. Funny wine boxing jingle 1

1. Punch against each other, punch against opponent, hold on, grab the hand

It is said that in ancient times, friends were made friends by martial arts, and there was no use of martial arts during the competition. They carry weapons and fight with their fists, hence the name "Fist Fighting". However, in Nanning, it began to be said that brothers have no intention of fighting each other, and gradually some people stopped using fist fighting.

2. Yi Ding Zong

In order to commemorate Qu Yuan during the Dragon Boat Festival, cold rice dumplings are made into silver-like pieces, called Yi Ding Zong

3. The second sister is pretty

Generally, if there are two sisters in the family, the second sister is more beautiful, perhaps because she needs to be taken care of and pampered. It's called Nishi, and some people call it Mahjong Chunijo.

4. Salmon chicken, three nods

I remember when we bought Sanhuang chicken, it only cost three yuan a pound (the local vernacular for salmon chicken), so we started to scream when we guessed the numbers. Salmon chicken. The three nods come from the "Phoenix Three Nods", which is a traditional etiquette in the tea ceremony. It is a way to show respect to the guests and also to express respect for the tea.

5. Four red rice dumplings

In ancient times, rice dumplings made of braised pork, red beans, red glutinous rice, and brown sugar were called four red browns, which alluded to the four seasons of prosperity and prosperity. , has now evolved into mung bean rice dumplings. It’s called four and it’s called tetracycline and so on.

6. Five Looking Back

Sound: I (I) look back. The moment we look back like a flower, we know how heartbroken we are, so no one in the local area has a look back code. Be generous when guessing, and move forward when you lose, don't look back.

7. Liu Shugong dropped the mosquito net

Legend has it that a descendant of Lu You was awarded a golden plaque for guessing numbers by Qianlong during the Qing Dynasty. This man was older in the village and was commonly known as "Lu You". Uncle." "Lowering the mosquito net" is a term that was developed in the later period, which means that it is easier to do things after putting down the mosquito net.

8. Tangram program

When I was a child, the tangram program was often broadcast on CCTV's children's program.

9. Eight Horses

Xu Beihong is famous for his horse paintings. Among them, "Eight Horses Galloping" is well-known and common to everyone.

10. Jiufenchang

Jiufenchang does not refer to the "dog" kind of sausage, but refers to the long and long sausage with nine curves at the end, so it is called "Nine Fenchang". ". Funny Jiuquan jingle 2

0 to 10 `Jiuquan jingle

1. One listen

2. Two good brothers

3. Three more and more

4. Four seasons (get rich)

5. Five chiefs

6. Six and six (shun)

7. Seven (seven) cleverness

8. Eight horses (eight colors)

9. You are eating wine

10. Full house (red) )

Jiuquan jingles from 0 to 10 in various places

Zhangzhou Jiuquan chants from 0 to 10

0. " Tu, Tu" or "not out", 1. "Dangchao"; 2. "Two Kui Shou"; 3. "Three Lai"; 4. "Su Xi"; 5. "Wukui" or "Kuiwu" ; 6. "Shun Lai" or "Liu Liu"; 7. "Qiqiao" (calling "Qiqiao" is a corruption of "Qiqiao"); 8. "Eight Immortals"; 9. "Coming soon"; 10. "Man Tan".

Quanzhou Paijiu Boxing 0 to 10 shouting method

1. Single Cao (the wrong sound of Yipin "Dangchao"); 2. Two rings; 3. Three Lai (referring to blessings) The three stars of fortune and longevity are in the sky, and shouting "three extensions" is the wrong sound of the three stars); 4. Four floods; 5. Five chiefs; 6. Six companies; 7. Qiqiao (referring to the seven organs on the human face); 8. Eight Immortals; 9. Nine Monsters; 10. Ten (all come, full).

What do people in Quanzhou think? If there is any discrepancy, please correct it in Quanzhou.

Hakka wine boxing 0 to 10 shouting method

The Hakka people also practice guessing when drinking. The usual guess is "Ding Zai Quan", which means "a good promotion, two people are good friends, three stars are shining brightly, four seasons are rich, five sons are successful, six or six are smooth, seven are clever, eight are immortals, nine or nine are long, a pair of treasures, the whole house is full of glory." ”

Sichuan dialect Jiuquan shouting method from 0 to 10

1: Aunt sister, 2: Two brothers are good, 3: Three forks, 4: Four seasons wealth, 5: Five leaders , 6: Lou Gaogao, 7: Qiqiaomei, 8: Eight horses jumping, 9: You can drink wine, 10: Open all.

0 to 10 wine boxing jingle expansion

1. Daydreaming about mountains and rivers, how many heroes are busy in vain.

2. Is it cloth that mends drums or cloth that mends tigers?

3. It is often said that money can make ghosts grind mills, but ghosts don’t think so, shouldn’t grinding mills be done? Do you want to give money? You don’t think so about money. Giving money to ghosts will not harm people, but giving money to people will not necessarily harm people.

4. Whoever you love is heartbroken, and everything you do is unlucky. The shame in your heart is like soot on the ground. You have no choice but to fall asleep, wake up and get drunk again. Who would have expected that the bed leg is half a piece? Crippled, not broken enough, happened to sit on the screwdriver, oh my! My thigh!

5. If you still insist on going to work, you are a warrior; if you still dare to wander around the world, you You are a warrior; if you don’t reply to my text message, you are a martyr; if you insist on treating me to dinner - then you are a gentleman.

6. Compare yourself with the scientific outlook on development. If you have something, you will develop, if you don’t, you will practice!

7. Men have four goods: A man at the age of twenty is a future, and a man at the age of thirty is a future. A man in his forties is a hot commodity, a man in his forties is in demand, and a man in his fifties is in demand.

8. A broadsword versus a single sword, a single sword versus a broadsword, a broadsword versus a single sword, a single sword to win a broadsword.

9. The four major idlers: wealthy wife, leader’s money, laid-off employee, researcher.

10. I went to blow up the school. The teacher didn’t know. He pulled the hidden thread and I ran away. With a bang, the school was blown up!

11. Phoenix painted on the pink wall, phoenix painting On the pink wall. Red phoenix, pink phoenix, red phoenix flower phoenix. Red phoenix, yellow phoenix, red pink phoenix, pink phoenix, pollen flower phoenix.

12. Dress up a little, and say you look like an aunt; don’t do it, and say you are slovenly;

13. Those with more money go home less, and those with more beauty wear less. , those with more ideas have less achievements, more fatigue has less income, more power has less time, more lovers have less peace, more friends have less difficulties, more exercise has less disease.

14. Marriage is called joining the network, bigamy is called one card with two numbers, extramarital affair is called call transfer, many lovers are called Monternet, divorce is called canceling the number, separation is called shutting down and keeping the number, and remarriage of a woman is called transfer. A man's remarriage is called card replacement, and the exchange is called Unicom.

15. The scenery of the examination room, letters flying thousands of miles away, glances from thousands of miles away; looking inside and outside the examination room, everything is beautiful, whispering to each other, making better gestures, everyone is competing with each other to see who is higher; worthy of the pride of the times, he has come up with new tricks for cheating in exams; It's all over, counting the masters of cheating, let's look at the present.

16. The world today is really weird: dyed steamed buns can be sold, and there are even so-called "green vegetables" with additives that contain energy. You don't have to buy cooking oil, you can drag it in underground ditches, and cows eat grass Poisoned milk, you are not surprised. Funny drinking jingle 3

Drinking jingle

1. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

2. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

3. Rinse your mouth with one or two two liang, do not count wine as three or four liang, walk on the wall with five or two six liang, still roar after seven or eight liang. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain

4. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine

5. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be

6 , The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, who is afraid of who is drinking today!