The most exciting idiom-guessing funny jokes of 2016

1. Wife: You have accomplished nothing despite your age. This is because you have no spirit of adventure.

Husband: If I didn’t have the spirit of adventure, would I dare to marry you?

2. The husband wrote a letter to a magazine and made some reasonable suggestions. Soon, the editorial department sent him two sample magazines as a thank you.

The husband was very happy and said to his wife: "Next step, I am going to make some reasonable suggestions to the car company."

3. Mother-in-law: Back then, my new lover and my old lover wanted to I duel.

Wife: Wow! Mom, you are so romantic. Whoever wins will marry you?

Mother-in-law: No, the loser will marry me.

4. The couple were sitting in a car, and the husband was driving.

The wife asked: "Don't you think we are lost?"

"What evidence do you have?"

"This dead dog we found half an hour ago I’ve already run into each other once.”

Video 2 of a few jokes that will make you laugh so hard:

1. A couple often quarrels over trivial matters, and then loses face after the quarrel. , unwilling to admit mistakes to the other party.

This time, the wife decided to make some concessions. She said to her husband: "Let's make peace. I will admit that I was wrong first, and then you will say that I was right, okay?"

The husband thought for a while and agreed.

The wife looked at her husband and whispered doubtfully: "I was wrong."

The husband said loudly with a smile on his face: "You are so right."

2. The wife dragged her husband to the mall to buy clothes. Wife: How about this one?

Husband: OK.

Wife: Where is this one?

Husband: It’s okay.

Wife: How about that one?

Husband: Not bad.

Wife Nu: If you say a nice word, you will die.

Husband: OK. . . Expensive

3. When the couple quarreled, the wife said fiercely: "You see, you only have so much potential. You are afraid of your boss outside and your wife at home."

The husband couldn't bear it and said, "Don't force me." Me."

Wife: "How about I force you?"

Husband: "If I force you again, I will pretend to be dead for you!"

4. The wife said to her husband: "When we first got married, you only picked small pieces every time you ate meat and left the big pieces for me. Now you pick big pieces to eat by yourself every time. You don't love me anymore." !”

Husband: “My dear, don’t think so wildly! That’s because I can eat the food you cook now!”